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Top 14 Brag Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Brag pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Brag conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I heard you like funny guys...

    Not to brag, but all the girls I take to my room end up laughing

  2. I not bragging but I came in 3 different ships.

  3. Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me

    With just the tip

  4. I don't like to brag, but Kung Fu Panda was partially based on me.

  5. Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been screwed by the Queen more times than I can count.

  6. Not to brag, but my phone is pretty nice,

    But it'd look perfect with your number in it.

  7. Touch me. Why? Because I want to brag to my friends that I was touched by an angel.

  8. Hey girl, are you a cage match with heavyweight champion Manny Pacquiao?

    Cause I'd last 10 seconds inside you but I'd still brag about it for the rest of my life.

  9. Are You Harvard?

    Are you Harvard University? Because if I got in you even my parents would be bragging about it.

  10. I don't mean to brag, but I'm grate in bread.

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Girl I'm not tryna brag or anything, but one time I hit an inside out forehand winner.

I don’t want to brag, cutie, but my line of bull is way longer than his!

Hey I don't like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa.

I don't want to brag, but I did once hear my last girlfriend referring to our kiss life as the "sound and the fury." I didn't catch what she said after that. Or immediately before.