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Top 16 Brag Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Brag pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Brag tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I heard you like funny guys...

    Not to brag, but all the girls I take to my room end up laughing

  2. I not bragging but I came in 3 different ships.

  3. Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me

    With just the tip

  4. I don't like to brag, but Kung Fu Panda was partially based on me.

  5. Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been s**... by the Queen more times than I can count.

  6. Not to brag, but I've got pretty amazing edge control.

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I hate to brag, but I have the biggest Philip K. d**... collection of books on Good Reads.

Not to brag, but my phone is pretty nice,

But it'd look perfect with your number in it.

Touch me. Why? Because I want to brag to my friends that I was touched by an angel.

Hey girl, are you a cage match with heavyweight champion Manny Pacquiao?

Cause I'd last 10 seconds inside you but I'd still brag about it for the rest of my life.

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Girl I'm not tryna brag or anything, but one time I hit an inside out forehand winner.

I don't mean to brag, but I'm grate in bread.

I don’t want to brag, cutie, but my line of bull is way longer than his!

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Hey I don't like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa.

I don't want to brag, but I did once hear my last girlfriend referring to our kiss life as the "sound and the fury." I didn't catch what she said after that. Or immediately before.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Brag phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.