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Top 13 Brag Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Brag chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I not bragging but I came in 3 different ships.

  2. Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me

    With just the tip

  3. I don't like to brag, but Kung Fu Panda was partially based on me.

  4. Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been screwed by the Queen more times than I can count.

  5. Not to brag, but my phone is pretty nice,

    But it'd look perfect with your number in it.

  6. Hey girl, are you a cage match with heavyweight champion Manny Pacquiao?

    Cause I'd last 10 seconds inside you but I'd still brag about it for the rest of my life.

  7. Are You Harvard?

    Are you Harvard University? Because if I got in you even my parents would be bragging about it.

  8. I hate to brag, but I have the biggest Philip K. Dick collection of books on Good Reads.

  9. I don't mean to brag, but I'm grate in bread.

  10. Girl I'm not tryna brag or anything, but one time I hit an inside out forehand winner.

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Funny brag pickup lines

I don’t want to brag, cutie, but my line of bull is way longer than his!

Hey I don't like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa.

I don't want to brag, but I did once hear my last girlfriend referring to our sex life as the "sound and the fury." I didn't catch what she said after that. Or immediately before.