If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.

My Lego collection is so vast, we can build any bedroom toy we want.

Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.

You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.

How much does your iPhone weight? Enough to Break the ice.

Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?

Just like at Burger King, You’re the boss.

Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D

Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

Take me to Papa John's, because this love is at 425 degrees.

I have the iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But without you iSad.

Girl is your face from McDonald's....cause I'm loving it.

Unlike ordinary Visa, a Visa to my heart will have a limitless length of stay.

Do you work at Harvey's because your a beautiful thing.

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

I see we use the same brand of eyeliner...

Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

You remind me of Nike, because with you I want Just Do It.

Do you work at Burger King? Because you’re giving it to me the way I like it!

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It

Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.

If you were a pair of Nike sneakers I would be in and outta you all day.

Has Spotify contacts you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.

If I gave you my Nike shoes, will you step into my life.

Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.

I love LEGO, you like Legos, why not build a relationship?

Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.

Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.

Name of your body has to be seen, because it’s everywhere I want to be.

Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist...No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.

Are you a brand new Airbender? I’ll teach you the way around my glider staff.

You must be brand new socks, because it’s a struggle to get inside you.

Damn baby, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm sure feeling a strong connection

Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast!

Do you have Nike shoes? Because you have been running in my mind all day.

Do you have Spotify? Because you better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action tonight.

Do you use Spotify free, you should join my Premium Duo for all the features.

Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.

When I see your smile, my world becomes brand new. Can't wait to spend time with you.

"Among all these brands here in the hall, your beauty is the most exquisite of all."

"Well, aren't we all a bit delusional in love? It's about finding someone who accepts and cherishes our unique brand of crazy."

I want you more than a Haagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls.

Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!

Girllllll, come to my bedroom, I will make you like an Herbal Essences commercial.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, your adorable smile, makes everything seem brand new."

Apple Music or Spotify. Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.

You light up my world like the sun with you, everything feels brand new.

Do you like Wendy's.. Because your going to love Wendy's balls slap against yo face

"Since it's a brand-new year, how about we start the sweetest chapter of our lives together?"

My d**... is a rental car company - it Hertz!

"Do you believe in love at first scent? Because your farm musk is my brand of cologne."

"I may not be a dusty shelf, but your touch makes me feel brand new and shiny every time."

Why do you think the shortboarder crosses the road? Because all the brand-wearing, carbon-copying, and sticker-flashing unimaginative short boarders did.

"Sweetheart, your 'yes' is just as intoxicating as your fiery spirit, even as it brands me a 'dumb ass'."

"Your unique brand of crazy matches mine. How about we turn our craziness into a beautiful story?"

Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.

Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.

"Are you a football? Because every moment with you feels like a winning play in my blue dream."

Do you wear Nike? Because you just doing it!

Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.

Is Spotify down? Well the music in my bedroom is now up.

"Time stands still when I'm with you, every moment feels brand new."

Girl your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.

"Do you believe in brand loyalty? Because I’m ready to sign a lifetime contract with you!"

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

In my mind thinking about you, every thought feels brand new. Your beauty shines like morning dew.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

"Are you my favorite brand of toilet paper? 'Cause you're irresistibly soft, strong and definitely indispensable in my life."

Your eyes shine like silver, fierce and true, your wild spirit leaves me feeling brand new.

"Nisha, your smile outshines every firework tonight; it feels like a brand new year every time I see you."

Your magic has me enchanted, under your spell I've landed. With you, my heart is forever branded.

Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

In your dark times, I'll be the light to guide you through. Together, we'll make it all brand new.

With you, every moment feels brand new, like a dream come true.

"Are you a luxury brand? Because dating you seems like an expensive adventure I'd love to invest in."

"Just like this brand new day, you're the fresh start my heart's been waiting for."

"Do you turn 18 every day? Because each time I see you, it feels like a brand new beautiful discovery."

"Sneakers, huh? I must admit, there's something about a fresh pair that sparks joy. Do you have a favorite brand?"

You’re prettier than a brand new Harley Davidson.

Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?

"Your beauty captivates me, but your unique brand of crazy? Now, that's what truly enchants me."

"This might sound cheesy, but does your ramen have a secret ingredient like you? Sweetness perhaps?"

"Are you a limited edition Barbie? Because your beauty is one of a kind and I’m ready to unwrap you."

Hey girl, if we were brands, I’ll be nike and you’ll be Mc.Donalds because I’ll be doing it and you would be loving it!

Your grace emanates like shimmering dew,
In your presence, my heart feels brand new.

"Fate’s gentle hand led me to you,
In your glow, the world feels brand new.
With each word, my heart starts to sway,
Your light makes the darkest of nights fade away."

"My weekend was dull until your smile shone through, now every moment with you feels brand new."

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

Baby, if you were an iPhone 5, I would tap you all day!

"Is your ramen's recipe a secret? Because its taste is as irresistible as your charm."

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Because Ur Hot And I'm Ready.

My pants is like a Happy Meal. So why dont you open it up? You will find a big toy inside.

"Maja, if love had a color it would be blue, because every time I see you, my heart feels brand new."

Why pay $5 at Subway, when you can't get this footling for free.

"You're doing nothing, yet in your presence, everything feels brand new."

"I don't need to know the brand of your underwear, I already know it's 'captivating'."

"Chelsea Drink? Hmm, sounds like a high-end brand of coffee. As long as it isn't served cold, we're good!"

"Well babe, if I'm too smooth, think of me as your personal brand of human butter - spreading happiness on your life's toast."

"Did it just become 12:01? Because with you here, it feels like I've started a brand new day."

If hell froze over, I'd still choose to be with you. You make every moment feel brand new.

In a world where dreams come true, meeting you makes me feel brand new.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I see you smile, my heart feels brand new.

"Is your name Nike? Because you make me want to just do it and fall for you even harder."

"Are you a software update? Because ever since I saw you, my system's been feeling brand new."

"Rosen sind rot, mein Herz ist im Brand, bist du ein Feuerwehrmann? Denn du löschst den Flamme in meiner Hand."

"Is your name Barbie? Because every time I look at you, I can’t help but imagine our dream house together."

"You're like my favorite brand, always checked out and totally worth the price."

If beauty were a brand, you’d be Chanel – classy, timeless, and always in style!

"I'm into quirky girls, and girl, your brand of weirdness is a deliciously sexy mystery I'm dying to solve."

That's intriguing! I believe in letting my work speak for itself. Let's keep the mystery alive and focus on getting to know each other.

I need one related to bottled water please

Water bottles and or their brands

You shine like a diamond, proud and true,
In your presence, my heart feels brand new.

"Is your brand's ramen as enchanting as your smile, because I'm totally swept off my feet here?"

"Tameka, do you believe in reincarnation? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's a brand-new white tee."

"Is your skin a new brand of chocolate? Because I'm seriously addicted to its sweetness."

"Well, I pride myself on being a brand new box of tissues - ready to be of use and make every moment count."

"Are you a software update? Because every moment I spend with you feels like a brand new, improved version."

"Just like a New Year, Nisha, each moment with you feels like a brand new exciting beginning."

Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.

If you were a label, it would be for a really premium brand.

Girl you're making me a high-maintenance Starbucks customer because you're extra hot and I like it.

Girl, you’re like Mastercard - seeing you is priceless

If you were a food

You would be name brand

You're like my own personal brand of h**....

If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.

I can show you a brand new world.

Are you from Tim Hortons, because you smell fresh?