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Top 50 Brand Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Brand pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Brand conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

  2. You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

  3. You're the Apple of my iMac.

  4. Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

  5. You're like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn.

  6. Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It’s black...

  7. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

  8. Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.

  9. My Lego collection is so vast, we can build any bedroom toy we want.

  10. Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.

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You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.

If you were a Porsche, I would wax and laughter throughout the city.

How much does your iPhone weight? Enough to Break the ice.

Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?

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Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D

Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

Take me to Papa John's, because this love is at 425 degrees.

Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a footlong.

I have the iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But without you iSad.

Girl is your face from McDonald's....cause I'm loving it.

Unlike ordinary Visa, a Visa to my heart will have a limitless length of stay.

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Girl, if you were a brand of razors...

You'd be Gillette.

The best a man can get.

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

I see we use the same brand of eyeliner...

Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Do you work at Burger King? Because you’re giving it to me the way I like it!

I love LEGO, you like Legos, why not build a relationship?

Name of your body has to be seen, because it’s everywhere I want to be.

Are you a brand new Airbender? I’ll teach you the way around my glider staff.

Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast!

Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.