Top 50 Bros Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Bros pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bros tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

I'd love to have your castle in my princess.
If you were a Yoshi and I was Mario I'd ride you all day.
Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.
Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.
If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
You give me a 1-UP... In my pants!

Working short bros pickup lines to impress a girl

If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

You be my Princess, I'll be your Toad, I'll follow behind you on Rainbow Road.

Hey baby, want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom?

8 Worlds aren't enough to keep me away from you.

If you jump to the top of my flagpole, fireworks shoot of my castle...............seriously.

Let me level you up.

Hey baby, mushrooms make me bigger if you know what I mean.

bros Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you're making me grow.

Call me Yoshi, cause I could tongue you, butt smash you, and reach for your eggs.

I will make you cum out to the world with my Smash moves.

People say Bayonetta has a nice ass, but I like yours better.

Why do they call you Princess Peach? Cause I can't keep my eyes off your melons.

I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.

These fingers can do more than wave dash

bros Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Let me have one grab and i'll drop zone you to heaven

Want to get intimate with some personal melee actions?

You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

Everyone is talking about Super Smash Bros U.
But it’ll be super to smash u too.

Yo girl, are you a map from a Mario Bros game?

Cause I'm Mario and I'm going move around all over you.

Wanna ride my Yoshi?

Want to smash?

Girl: ?????
you: *pull out your nintendo switch with super smash bros installed in it*

Are you Kirby, you s**... me good.

Can I super smash you with my bros?

Are you fox? Cuz you shine like the stars and set my heart on FIYAAAAH multishine noises

Can I squirtle on your pikachu?

bros Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Can I call you Wario? Cuz you- wait, no, that would be insulting.

Are you cloud? Because you're my final fantasy.

Can I call you Sonic? Cuz you make my heart race.

Can I call you Palutena? Cuz you're a goddess.

Can I call you Diddy Kong? Cuz you drive me bananas!

Help me out this sweet super smash move, and see how far I could knock you up.

I PK Love you!

Are you a Charizard? Cuz you're so hot you're on fire.

I can teach you some of my advanced techniques.

Guess why they call me master hand, it's time to take off the glove.

Girl, you won't be able to air dodge this.

I'll Peek at You.

Girl, you make the Solid Snake in my pants grow bigger than Ridley eating a Super Mushroom.

Hey babe, I'll charge my smash as long as possible to take you to heaven.

Girl, you are no match for this Master Hand.

Being good at smash bro, is all about timing and positioning, with that, I learned how to smash good in bed too.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Bros phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.