Top 50 Bros Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bros pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bros conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I'd love to have your castle in my princess.
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If you were a Yoshi and I was Mario I'd ride you all day.
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Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.
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Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.
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If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
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You give me a 1-UP... In my pants!
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If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
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You be my Princess, I'll be your Toad, I'll follow behind you on Rainbow Road.
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Hey baby, want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom?
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8 Worlds aren't enough to keep me away from you.
Funny bros pickup lines
I can see why Bowser wants to kidnap you so badly...
If you jump to the top of my flagpole, fireworks shoot of my castle...............seriously.
Let me level you up.
Hey baby, mushrooms make me bigger if you know what I mean.
Why do they call you Princess Peach? Cause I can't keep my eyes off your melons.
I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.
These fingers can do more than wave dash
Let me have one grab and i'll drop zone you to heaven
Want to get intimate with some personal melee actions?
You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!
I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.
Everyone is talking about Super Smash Bros U.
But it’ll be super to smash u too.
Wanna ride my Yoshi?
Want to smash?
Girl: ?????
you: *pull out your nintendo switch with super smash bros installed in it*
Can I squirtle on your pikachu?
Are you fox? Cuz you shine like the stars and set my heart on FIYAAAAH multishine noises
Can I call you Wario? Cuz you- wait, no, that would be insulting.
Can I super smash you with my bros?
Can I call you Sonic? Cuz you make my heart race.
Are you cloud? Because you're my final fantasy.
Can I call you Palutena? Cuz you're a goddess.
Can I call you Diddy Kong? Cuz you drive me bananas!
I PK Love you!