If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

You be my Princess, I'll be your Toad, I'll follow behind you on Rainbow Road.

Hey baby, want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom?

8 Worlds aren't enough to keep me away from you.

If you jump to the top of my flagpole, fireworks shoot of my castle...............seriously.

Hey baby, mushrooms make me bigger if you know what I mean.

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you're making me grow.

Call me Yoshi, cause I could tongue you, butt smash you, and reach for your eggs.

People say Bayonetta has a nice ass, but I like yours better.

Why do they call you Princess Peach? Cause I can't keep my eyes off your melons.

I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.

"Do you play Smash Bros? Because you've already smashed my expectations with your beauty."

"Is your name Autocorrect? Because I definitely didn't mean to fall this hard."

"Although my letters may be tiring, your beauty is inspiring, like a star that's ever shining."

"Are we playing Smash Bros? Because your beauty just K.O.'d my heart."

"In your eyes, I've lost my way; darling, be my compass and guide my love's stray."

These fingers can do more than wave dash

"I see you're having trouble with love. Need some help from someone who's been doing it wrong too?"

Let me have one grab and i'll drop zone you to heaven

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, even when my love letters go wrong."

Want to get intimate with some personal melee actions?

"Your smile outshines the sun so bright, with you, every wrong feels just right."

"Did your keyboard break? Because you're constantly pressing all the right keys to my heart."

You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!

"Are you a typo? Because I can't find anything wrong with you, even after backspacing my love letter a hundred times."

"Are you a Smash Bros controller? Because every time I press your buttons, my heart starts racing."

"Are you a typo? Because I can't believe my fingers could ever get you so wrong."

"Hey, instead of typing letters to break hearts, how about we start writing a love story together?"

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

Everyone is talking about Super Smash Bros U.

But it’ll be super to smash u too.

Wanna ride my Yoshi?

Yo girl, are you a map from a Mario Bros game?

Cause I'm Mario and I'm going move around all over you.

Want to smash?

Girl: ?????
you: *pull out your nintendo switch with super smash bros installed in it*

Girl, you are my Final Destination.

Girl, you are no match for this Master Hand.

Girl, you make the Solid Snake in my pants grow bigger than Ridley eating a Super Mushroom.

Girl, you won't be able to air dodge this.

Guess why they call me master hand, it's time to take off the glove.

Help me out this sweet super smash move, and see how far I could knock you up.

Hey baby, are you Geno? Because you’re not confirmed but I want you bad.

Hey baby, I play smash bros, and was just wondering if I could be the armored suit to your Samus

Hey baby, lets climb a mountain together and You could be my Nana and I could be Popo!

Hey darling, I think you're just smashing!

Hey girl, are you a Isabella main? I would love to do you doggie style.

Hey girl, I know you want my Ridley.

Hey girl, I'm electrifying, Pikachu told me so!

Hey girl, wanna Rest together? Don't worry, I'll find that small hitbox and the knockback will be outta this world!

Hey girls, let me test out my up attack versus your down smashes.

Hey, are you Roy? Because you're firing up my heart.

Hey, get in your zero suit and I'll F.L.U.D.D. your Jigglypuff.

I am Megaman, I put on different armors and I know how to use my weapons.

I am playing single player smash now, but feel free to join me anytime.

I don't want anyone else except you, you are my Ultimate.

I hate to juggle, but I sure love to snuggle.

I only need one tipper to get started

I smash bros with joysticks, I smash my hoes with my sweet loving sticks.

I would love to pump you all night long.

I’m going to break your limits and show you a good time.

I’m going to die tomorrow, you want to be my final smash?

I'd don't even need to use PK Fire, you're already hot.

If I let you mess me up in smash, would you let me mess you up in bed?

If I was Mario, would you be my Peach?

If I was Ness, you'd be my Paula cuz you've got the pk fire and I think you're pk rockin.

If I was olimar and you were a pikmin, I'd pick you first.

If we time our smashes just right, we could go off at the same time.

If we were fire emblem characters, I would definitely want to get that support conversation to S rank.

I don't care for free for all o**..., all I want is 1 vs 1 action with you.

If you could be Zelda, and I could be your Link hero of time.

If you were a character on Smash roster, I'd choose you.

If you were peach, I wouldn't blame bowser for always wanting to kidnap you.

I'll explore every part of you to get to those rewards.

I'll show you what I can do with the tip of my sword.

I'm falling for you over the ledge.

Is that a beam sword in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a missile in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Let me have one grab and i'll dropzone you to heaven

Let me quickly filling up your FS Meter, so you could fully enjoy that strong Final Smash experience.

Let's get to my place to continue this combo.

Let's get to Smash quick play.

Let's Pound and then Rest.

You are purely smashing.

Let's practice our hit boxes in person.

Let's try Meteor Smash into your bed?

Mario is Red, Sonic is Blue. Press start to join and you will be my player two.

Mind if I call you Lucas? Cuz I pk love you.

My reflector isn't the only thing that can come out in 1 frame

My shell is not the only thing with spikes on it. For her pleasure.

My single stock is going to outlast all of yours, want to try?

My tipper game is on point.

Once I strike you down, you won't want to get up from the intense pleasure.

Once you get a taste of my falcon punch, you will never want another bird.

Ready for some smash action tonight?

Show me your moves, I'll show you mine.

Smash bro online or on the bed?

Stop taunting me with your beauty.

These fingers can do more than wavedash

Time to grab and roll.

Wanna see if my ridley is too big for your smash?

Wanna see my Solid Snake game?

Wanna Smash all night long?

Want to get intimate with some pesronal melee actions?

Want to get physically fit together?

Want to see how well I play with "King Dedede?"

Want to Smash and Chill?

We'd make a great matchup. I'd take you to Dream Land every time.

Whenever I'm with you, Kirby isn't the only one living in Dreamland.

Where we are going, we will do it raw without any items.

With you, my path is always clear.

You and me, pick any random stage and we will smash it good.

You are my Dreamland.

You are totally my type, I am absolutely weak against you.

You can call me Roy- I just wanna be your boy.

You got me at 300%.

You got your tilt attacks, and I got my tilt D moves.

You must be a Falco because you stunned me from the moment I walked into the room.

You must have just landed a Rest because you blow me away.

Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive d**....

You must be Kirby, s**... me now and make my powers yours.

Your beauty has broken every last bit of my shield and stunned me.

Your passion had totally hit me and blown me away.

You're just like King Dedede, you're already perfect and don't need to copy anyone else.

You're just like Pit - you're an angel.

You're the Luma to my Rosalina - together we're great, but without you I'm hopeless.

You've got my heart beating at the speed of multishine.

You've got my mind and soul at the first strike.

Babe, no Bros are going to stop me from you.

I am falling deep for you.

Sleep with me, it'll be explosive.

Girl you complete me and fill up all of the slots of my primary spirit.

Did you just get hit by PK fire? Cause you are flamin'.

Did you know that love only hurts because Team Attack is on?