Top 50 Bros Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Bros chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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I'd love to have your castle in my princess.
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If you were a Yoshi and I was Mario I'd ride you all day.
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Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.
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Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.
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If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
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You give me a 1-UP... In my pants!
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If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
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You be my Princess, I'll be your Toad, I'll follow behind you on Rainbow Road.
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Hey baby, want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom?
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8 Worlds aren't enough to keep me away from you.
Funny bros pickup lines
I can see why Bowser wants to kidnap you so badly...
If you jump to the top of my flagpole, fireworks shoot of my castle...............seriously.
Let me level you up.
Hey baby, mushrooms make me bigger if you know what I mean.
Why do they call you Princess Peach? Cause I can't keep my eyes off your melons.
I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.
You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!
I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.
Spontaneous eye is a sign ....
...that two people should talk.
I had an epiphany today and thought I'd share with you all.
Ive come to the realization that a guy should never resist from talking to the girl he finds attractive, I mean ever. Whether it's a stranger or a chick from your social circle. You can take it as far you want but the least he must do it introduce himself. Otherwise he's not man enough. It's feminine to hold your impulse, have second thoughts and conspire within. Blast your approach anxiety and put yourself out there. That's how become more masculine, more confident and be the man.
If you don't go for what you want, some asshole will.
Don't wait for your soulmate and waste your life. Don't be choosy, Attraction should be clue enough to make a move. If the girl's personality or nature sucks you can always next her later.
Just my 2 cents for my Bros.
Cheers
bRo.
Everyone is talking about Super Smash Bros U.
But it’ll be super to smash u too.
Wanna ride my Yoshi?
Want to smash?
Girl: ?????
you: *pull out your nintendo switch with super smash bros installed in it*
Are you Kirby, you suck me good.
Can I squirtle on your pikachu?
Can I call you Wario? Cuz you- wait, no, that would be insulting.
Are you Kirby or Yoshi? Either way you swallow me whole.
Can I super smash you with my bros?
Did you just get hit by PK fire? Cause you are flamin'.
Can I call you Sonic? Cuz you make my heart race.
Can I call you Palutena? Cuz you're a goddess.
Can I call you Diddy Kong? Cuz you drive me bananas!
Guess why they call me master hand, it's time to take off the glove.
Call me Yoshi, cause I could tongue you, butt smash you, and reach for your eggs.