These fingers can do more than wave dash

Let me have one grab and i'll drop zone you to heaven

Want to get intimate with some personal melee actions?

"Are you a Smash Bros controller? Because every time I press your buttons, my heart starts racing."

Everyone is talking about Super Smash Bros U.

But it’ll be super to smash u too.

I can teach you some of my advanced techniques.

I work best with the tip of my sword.

Are you a Charizard? Cuz you're so hot you're on fire.

Are you fox? Cuz you shine like the stars and set my heart on FIYAAAAH  multishine noises

Are you Kirby or Yoshi? Either way you swallow me whole.

Ay girl, are you a Fox? 'Cuz you be Shinin'.

Babe, your physical attacks are no match for my magical stick.

Baby you are top tier.

Baby, you make me feel like little mac; I've fallen for you, and I can't recover.

Being good at smash bro, is all about timing and positioning, with that, I learned how to smash good in bed too.

I'll Peek at You.

Can I call you Diddy Kong? Cuz you drive me bananas!

Can I call you Palutena? Cuz you're a goddess.

Can I call you Sonic? Cuz you make my heart race.

Can I call you Wario? Cuz you- wait, no, that would be insulting.

Can I squirtle on your pikachu?

Can I super smash you with my bros?

Are you Kirby, you s**... me good.

Did you know that this move extends, babe?

Do you prefer the perfect shield protection or the perfect dodge pull out?

Do you smash bros? I am a bro.

Do you want to rest together?

Girl are you peach? Your side B move is destroying me.

Girl you must have so many people wanting you, well, consider a new fighter joins the battle today!

Girl, my sword gets stronger the closer you are to me

You are my World of Light.

Girl, you ain't just another trophy in my collection.

Girl, you are my Final Destination.

Girl, you are no match for this Master Hand.

Girl, you make the Solid Snake in my pants grow bigger than Ridley eating a Super Mushroom.

Girl, you won't be able to air dodge this.

Guess why they call me master hand, it's time to take off the glove.

Help me out this sweet super smash move, and see how far I could knock you up.

Hey babe, I'll charge my smash as long as possible to take you to heaven.

Hey baby, I play smash bros, and was just wondering if I could be the armored suit to your Samus

Hey baby, lets climb a mountain together and You could be my Nana and I could be Popo!

Hey darling, I think you're just smashing!

Hey girl, are you a Isabella main? I would love to do you doggie style.

Hey girl, I know you want my Ridley.

Hey girl, I'm electrifying, Pikachu told me so!

Hey girl, wanna Rest together? Don't worry, I'll find that small hitbox and the knockback will be outta this world!

Hey girls, let me test out my up attack versus your down smashes.

Hey, are you Roy? Because you're firing up my heart.

Hey, get in your zero suit and I'll F.L.U.D.D. your Jigglypuff.

I am going to make you come hard out of the world.

I am playing single player smash now, but feel free to join me anytime.

I don't want anyone else except you, you are my Ultimate.

I hate to juggle, but I sure love to snuggle.

I only need one tipper to get started

I smash bros with joysticks, I smash my hoes with my sweet loving sticks.

I would love to pump you all night long.

I’m going to break your limits and show you a good time.

I’m going to die tomorrow, you want to be my final smash?

I'd don't even need to use PK Fire, you're already hot.

If I let you mess me up in smash, would you let me mess you up in bed?

If I was Corrin, I'd choose to be with you.

If I was Ness, you'd be my Paula cuz you've got the pk fire and I think you're pk rockin.

If I was olimar and you were a pikmin, I'd pick you first.

If we time our smashes just right, we could go off at the same time.

If we were fire emblem characters, I would definitely want to get that support conversation to S rank.

I don't care for free for all o**..., all I want is 1 vs 1 action with you.

If you could be Zelda, and I could be your Link hero of time.