Top 50 Chicks Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chicks pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Chicks tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?
Idk but I tried googling it
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Are you a N95 mask?
Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath
Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got nudes from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community. -
So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?
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You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
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Hey boy, are you working in a ranch?
Cuz thats how you pick up chicks.
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Girl im tryna take you to chickfila & make you my chick fa life
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Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!
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Damn girl, you chickasaw? Because you are the only chick I saw.
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You're the chick and i have the nuggets.
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Want to see my wraith, chicks love the wraith.
Working chicks pickup lines
You might be just be an egg to others. But you are the hottest chick in my world.
I bet you like chicken strips. Because you're a hot chick and you'll be stripping for me tonight.
Babe, you are the one for me because I like my chick hot.
Hey chick babe, with my cock tonight we will become one lovebird.
Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.
You know what I want tonight? All natural fresh chick like you.
Are you a flight of margaritas?
Cause I wanna split you with the hottest chick I know.
Babe, you are a chick because I cannot get enough of your chicken tender breasts.
Babe are you from Kentucky? Because I love juicy Kentucky fried chick like you.
Are you a school?
Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you
(Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)
*bust in a chick's mouth with braces..
Now my kids behind bars
Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.
Are you a international poultry thief?
Because you must steal all the chicks
This one was for the ladies
How to respond
Some chick I’ve been hitting on told me to try harder. How should I respond?
This place is tired
“This place is tired...but I’m not. Wanna get outta here?”
If you’re at a bar or club that’s losing its crowd, this is a good line to get a chick to leave with you.
How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?
“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”
Nerdy one
Are you a Chick-fil-A customer because it’d be my pleasure to serve you.
My mother says...
There's no punchline here, just walk up to a chick at a bar and open the conversation by saying,
"My mother says I'm hung like a horse".
It's topical because of all the triple crown talk.
Sup baby, you must play Super Smash Brothers...
...cuz you look like a chick that just likes to smash brothas
Hey girl, do you work out?
Because I don't date fat chicks.
Self created, don’t overuse please
Hey are you a cannibal? Because I want my kids in your mouth
(This won’t draw in everyone... but it does draw in a couple of fine chicks)
Girl are you one of those chicks in Aerosmith songs?
Coz I can stay awake just to hear you breathing :)
Corona made you sick
I made you my chick
