Top 50 Chicks Pick Up lines

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

Damn girl, you chickasaw? Because you are the only chick I saw.

You're the chick and i have the nuggets.

Want to see my wraith, chicks love the wraith.

I bet you like chicken strips. Because you're a hot chick and you'll be stripping for me tonight.

Hey chick babe, with my c**... tonight we will become one lovebird.

Babe, I don't need no flock when you are the only chick I want.

Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

Are you a flight of margaritas?

Cause I wanna split you with the hottest chick I know.

Babe, you are a chick because I cannot get enough of your chicken tender breasts.

Babe are you from Kentucky? Because I love juicy Kentucky fried chick like you.

*bust in a chick's mouth with braces..

Now my kids behind bars

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.

Hey girl, what's a nice chick like you doing in a confession line like this?

Are you a international poultry thief?

Because you must steal all the chicks

This one was for the ladies

How to respond

Some chick I’ve been hitting on told me to try harder. How should I respond?

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

Are you a Chick-fil-A customer because it’d be my pleasure to serve you.

My mother says...

There's no punchline here, just walk up to a chick at a bar and open the conversation by saying,

"My mother says I'm hung like a horse".

It's topical because of all the triple crown talk.

Sup baby, you must play Super Smash Brothers...

...cuz you look like a chick that just likes to smash brothas

Hey girl, do you work out?

Because I don't date fat chicks.

Self created, don’t overuse please

Hey are you a cannibal? Because I want my kids in your mouth
(This won’t draw in everyone... but it does draw in a couple of fine chicks)

Girl are you one of those chicks in Aerosmith songs?

Coz I can stay awake just to hear you breathing :)

Corona made you sick

I made you my chick

I need one

For a chick named Cindy

Any for Vivian?

I’m trying to kiss this chick pls help

Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks.

So you chicks wanna see my six inch catfish or what?

If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you… I'd have one dollar!!

Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.

You know what I love about Halloween? It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag.

Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.

Eenie meenie miney mo. Catch a bad chick by her toe. If she holla let her go.

You’re a hot chick…pea eater.

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!

What's your sign, baby? Mine's "No Fat Chicks."

Hey Boo, I'd be your Ryde or Die chick in a heart beat.