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  1. I need to raise a complain to google

    They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.

  2. I'd treat you like my homework

    Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

  3. You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?

  4. I’m complaining to google maps about you..

    For not being labeled as the best place to eat out

  5. If i were a drum. I'd let you bang me all night until the neighbors complain.

  6. I ought to complain to Spotify

    For you not being named this week’s hottest single.

  7. I lowkey wanna complain to spotify

    I lowkey wanna complan to spotify coz u’re not on the hottest single of the week

  8. Are you a heavy object?

    Because I will Pick you Up Bang you to the floor and then complain about my back

  9. You seem to be complaining about your periods alot

    Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?

  10. I’m complaining to Spotify because…

    You weren’t this week’s hottest single


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Gurrrl, is you a Sisyphean task? Because I would
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Im gonna complain spotify

That you aren't listed in the hottest singles of this week

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
This is a lose-lose situation.
So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM

I'm gonna have to complain to Spotify...

Cause when I clicked on 'this weeks hottest single' you weren't there

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