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Top 11 Complain Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Complain chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?

  2. I’m complaining to google maps about you..

    For not being labeled as the best place to eat out

  3. I ought to complain to Spotify

    For you not being named this week’s hottest single.

  4. Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.

    I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead.

    Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard.

    My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends.

    Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me.

    Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you.

    Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.

  5. You seem to be complaining about your periods alot

    Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?

  6. Are you a heavy object?

    Because I will Pick you Up Bang you to the floor and then complain about my back

  7. Gurrrl, is you a Sisyphean task? Because I would

    Easily believe you always complain you're never finished.

  8. Im gonna complain spotify

    That you aren't listed in the hottest singles of this week

  9. What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!

    What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
    They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
    They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
    This is a lose-lose situation.
    So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM

  10. I'm gonna have to complain to Spotify...

    Cause when I clicked on 'this weeks hottest single' you weren't there

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I wouldn't complain about a layover with you.