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Top 14 Disappoint Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Disappoint chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'm no weather man but

    You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

  2. The best pickup line I've ever used

    I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work.

    Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"

  3. Damn girl, are you my parents?

    Because I'm gonna disappoint the shit out if you and call you when I need money.

  4. Hey you can't be real

    Because reality is often disappointing

  5. Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

  6. Are you death?

    Because I kinda fear you but most of the time I want you. But really is there any true meaning for my affection of you, I mean we are just two insignificant specks of dust in this cosmic plane of existence, so none of this really matters, you could say yes and that would give me momentary happiness, but in the end it truly doesn't matter. Our mutual love could end in happiness or depair but in the end, nothing truely matters, and if you say no I may be disappointed for a short while, but chances are I will just move on to the next potential mate because of my primal engineering.

  7. You’re expectations for me should be about the same as mine for school.

    If you expect anything more than a D, you’re expectations are too high and you’re only setting yourself up for disappointment. But as my professor said, I’d be more than happy to give you the D, should I never have to see you again afterwards.

  8. Hey girl, I'm USB Type C

    I can put it in either side and it'll work. I won't disappoint you like micro USB. :P

  9. Hey baby you can call me Ronald Reagan

    ..because after me every guy you have is going to be a huge disappointment, especially the black ones

  10. You know I’m a little disappointed

    I woke up this morning and you weren’t under my tree (Happy Holidays!)

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Will you be my valentine?
I know I've cum early but I wont ever ever disappoint you.. ️️️

If you’re looking for dry land, you may be disappointed later.

Are you from Tennessee? Because that would be a disappointment. Americans are brusque.

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.