16 Disappoint Pick Up lines

Here are 16 disappoint pick up lines for her and flirty disappoint rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about disappoint that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your disappoint rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny disappoint pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty disappoint joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Disappoint Pickup Lines

A good Disappoint hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.
Blood Hunter: You have disappointments... I have solutions.
Scrolling through your profile is like playing cards

I hope for a queen and I never get disappointed
I HOPE you CHANGE your mind and give me a 15th chance! You won’t be disappointed. Have I ever lied to you?
They say reality is often disappointing

Then whose imagination are you?
Hey you can't be real

Because reality is often disappointing

Short and cute disappoint pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about disappoint are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

You better not be expecting 12 inches tonight

Or else you’ll be disappointed

Are you death?

Because I kinda fear you but most of the time I want you. But really is there any true meaning for my affection of you, I mean we are just two insignificant specks of dust in this cosmic plane of existence, so none of this really matters, you could say yes and that would give me momentary happiness, but in the end it truly doesn't matter. Our mutual love could end in happiness or depair but in the end, nothing truely matters, and if you say no I may be disappointed for a short while, but chances are I will just move on to the next potential mate because of my primal engineering.

You’re expectations for me should be about the same as mine for school.

If you expect anything more than a D, you’re expectations are too high and you’re only setting yourself up for disappointment. But as my professor said, I’d be more than happy to give you the D, should I never have to see you again afterwards.

Hey baby you can call me Ronald Reagan

..because after me every guy you have is going to be a huge disappointment, especially the black ones

Hey girl, I'm USB Type C
I can put it in either side and it'll work. I won't disappoint you like micro USB. :P

Are you from Tennessee? Because that would be a disappointment. Americans are brusque.

Cheesy disappoint Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If you’re looking for dry land, you may be disappointed later.

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Disappoint love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Disappoint chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.