Top 38 Insult Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Insult rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Insult pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.
Your beauty is directly proportional to the distance between us.
Is your mom a h**...? Cause I'm hooked on you.
If you were a pair of boots you would be Ugg-ly.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

Working short insult pickup lines to impress a girl

Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!

You have the perfect face for the radio.

Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot. Also, you look like a boy.

Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.

You look exactly like a "before" picture.

You smell like thrash can I take you out!

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

insult Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?

They say laughter is the best medicine, i guess your face can cure the world.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.

Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

You are so sweet, it made your teeth rot.

insult Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.

I'd take you home but you wouldn't fit in my car.

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me want to vomit in your face!

I think I've fallen in puppy love.. oh wait, I though you were a dog. Nevermind.

Girl, you're mildly attractive. I almost had to do a single take!

I got so many airheads for Halloween yesterday, the only one I'm missing is you.

You look like that one really famous person. What's his name? Steven Tyler that's it!

Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.

Your daddy must’ve been a pirate, cuz he had some great booty. Too bad you’re a hideous sea monster.

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?

Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

insult Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Is it hot in here? Because you're disgustingly sweaty.

This storm didn't match up to the one that was in my pants when I saw you.

You’re the most beautiful girl/guy I know, and that’s the least interesting thing about you.

Not exactly original but works great on those who can understand its a great compliment. Some people take it as an insult, it is my advice that you shouldn’t try in the first place with them. Lol.

Can I call you Wario? Cuz you- wait, no, that would be insulting.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Insult phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Insult lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.