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Top 38 Insult Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Insult pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Insult conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Your beauty is directly proportional to the distance between us.

  2. God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.

  3. Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.

  4. If you were a pair of boots you would be Ugg-ly.

  5. You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

  6. You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

  7. Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!

  8. You have the perfect face for the radio.

  9. Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot. Also, you look like a boy.

  10. Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.


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What is a Insult pickup line?

Funny insult pickup lines

Hey baby, I like that dress, but I’d like it better if it were on a prettier girl.

You look exactly like a "before" picture.

You smell like thrash can I take you out!

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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This is a funny Insult pickup line!

They say laughter is the best medicine, i guess your face can cure the world.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.

Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

Are those butterflies in my stomach? Oh wait you're just making me sick.

You are so sweet, it made your teeth rot.

I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

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Working Insult tinder opener

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me want to vomit in your face!

I think I've fallen in puppy love.. oh wait, I though you were a dog. Nevermind.

Girl, you're mildly attractive. I almost had to do a single take!

I got so many airheads for Halloween yesterday, the only one I'm missing is you.

You look like that one really famous person. What's his name? Steven Tyler that's it!

Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.

Your daddy must’ve been a pirate, cuz he had some great booty. Too bad you’re a hideous sea monster.

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

Is it hot in here? Because you're disgustingly sweaty.