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Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Joke Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Joke rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about joke, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Joke Pickup Lines

A good Joke hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

    Because I may get a little Rachel.

    Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.

  2. Hey girl are you a prison?

    Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

  3. 2 people walk into a really romantic restraunt

    There's no joke, but it could be us

  4. Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.

  5. Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

  6. This joke may be cheesy but…

    I think your looks are grate

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What is a good Joke pickup line?

Short and cute joke pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about joke are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

Hey, would you like to get to know a joke?

Her: “Yes”

*writes down my number and hands it to her

Hey girl , you're exactly like my jokes!

Nobody likes you

“Life’s a joke.”

“Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”

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Smooth Joke pickup line

Eleanor: It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack.

Hey girl, I could make you laugh
'coz all my life is a joke

Are you a joke ?

Cause you make me laugh and smile :).

Cheesy joke Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off

Actually my mates Joke

My bed hurts my back, can i sleep in yours instead?

No joke this actually worked for me

Are you from Mississippi? Because Miss, I'd sip your pee.
Don't actually use this one. It is a joke.

Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.

(It’s only a joke, I promise)

Farewell pickup line?

Cute girl at work and every time I leave I say "bye ___, see ya in my dreams" as kind of a joke and it receives a laugh and smile, but what's something else I could say?

Haha jokes on you

I'm the joke

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Working Joke tinder opener

Are you a joke

Because I'm always thinking about you.
That sounded so dumb I just want to help people

Corny joke Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Joke conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey I heard you like Funny Guys

In Fact my entire life is a joke

Hey girl wanna hear a joke about a pizza?

Nevermind it's too cheesy

Hey, are you suicide?

Cause I make jokes about doing you

Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist"

She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?

My jokes are dry
But I can make you wet

Hey girl, Is Your Name Santi ?

Hey girl is your name Santi, Cazorla want is you

(Only soccer fans would get the joke)

Global warming is not a joke.

Are you earth?
Because everyday you get hotter and hotter.

They call me lighting McQueen, cause I always finish first…….KATCHOW (obvs a joke)

P for "Pepsi" C for "Coke".You look beautiful and it's not a joke


I had a friend who was reading horoscope and mentioned that it said female gemini are apparently really sexy and joke I should some day walk up to a girl and say "you must be a gemini", so I said

"gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

tl;dr zodiac says gemini girls are sexy, so "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

Australia's will understand

(Backstory been going round school as a joke but why not post it)
I must be an ibis as I've bin chicken you out.

My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” figured it fit here

A good joke Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Joke hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Need one for a girl named Mars.

I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.

Show bobs and vegene

Ok so somehow this worked. I jokingly asked this and she replied with 8 photos

You know the joke of why 6 is afraid of 7 right?

"Yeah why?"
"Well do you know why the 7 ate the 9?"
"Idk why? "
"To get you off, what's up I'm OP."

Any lines for a "Celeste"?

Please no jokes about her name rhyming with "m**..."

Are you a classic joke?

Because I want to use you again and again.

Oh you're names [Whatever]?
I have a girlfriend named [Whatever], well say girlfriend we just met... Only joking, my names [Whatever] but you can call me.... Whenever you want ;-)

I'm usually pretty funny

But I can't tell jokes in front of pretty girls

Are you Hamlet?

Cause I can't tell whether you want to be or not to be...



(p.s. works better with a suicide joke)

Hi. My name is BrojobBiggs, I can only stay for a second but I really need a woman's opinion on something...

All joking aside if you want a pickup line that gets you from A to B this should be your go to standard. It establishes you as a non threat by creating a false time constraint and engages the woman's most cherished desire: the urge to talk about her opinions. Escalate as per local norms.

Hey girl, do you like to laugh?

Because I’m officially taken as a joke.

Creative workshopping needed with a name

So there's this girl whose name could, with a little ambiguity be translated as Spinach.

I'm trying to think of a Popeye joke, but it just isn't coming to me

Eyy girls wanna Hear a joke?

My future.

Heres a joke to say on a coffee date

What did the coffee say to the latte?
Hey, you're kind of hot!

(And you can either choose out of these 2 or follow up with this next one)

What did the latte say back to the coffee?
(Thanks!) I like you a latte

[Request] Met a girl at a lemonade booth

I met a cute girl named Zoe the other day. She was running a booth that served hand made lemonade at a festival. She gave me her number, but I'm looking for a good joke or pun to get the conversation rolling. Any thoughts?

Girl are you therapy?

'Cause you're exactly what I need right now.

*Disclaimer: not sure if original or belonging in this sub. Also the real joke is always in the comments so bring it on.*

Line for Maddy? (If you have one for Maddie, that works too)

I feel like there's a Madeleine mccann joke I could probably use too

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Joke love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Joke chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.