Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?

Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt h**... , or am I?

Excuse me, you dropped something...

Your standards, hi I'm LeRedditist

Excuse me sir you look familiar.

Are you a famous basketball player?

Excuse me are you an archeologist? Because please have kiss with me.

Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

Excuse me while I make myself a little more comfortable and take off a few of these thin layers of clothing.

Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

Excuse me, are you lacking any morals or self esteem at this moment?

Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u.

Excuse me, are you February 29th?

Cause I’d put you on 4 and leap you!

Excuse me ma'am, but may I sin all over your bosoms?

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

Excuse me, is your name Grace? Because you are so amazing.

I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

(UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.

Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

Excuse me but are your sodium channels open? Cos I can really see some action potential

Excuse me madam, I'm looking for somewhere to sheathe my sword. Might you be of assistance?

Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes, just like Barbie in her dreamhouse!

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

Excuse me, I think I left my jacket on your bedroom floor. Oh, shoot. I messed it up again. That’s tomorrow morning!

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

Excuse me, are you a pizza?

Because you're hot.

Excuse me, I am about to go m**... and needed a name to go with the face.

Pardon me

Could you help me think of an excuse to talk to you?

Excuse me, miss, while I pick up my jaw.

Excuse me mam Is your name happiness?

Bcz I want you in my life <3

Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

Excuse me, have you ever seen an elephant hid inside here? Some say the elephant is still hiding in my pants.

Excuse me, you dropped something. Your standards. Hi I am just right for you.

Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?

Excuse me. I hate to interrupt, but it caught my attention . Could I get back ? It ‘s the only one that , to fall in love with you at first sight.

Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to h**...? (Leaf Blower)

Excuse me, can i take your temperature?

Because you're looking pretty hot.

Excuse me, you have a sensuous overbite and lips.

Excuse me ma'am. You dropped something.

She looks down and then back to you

Your standards. Hi my name is...

Excuse me but do you by any chance work at google?

No? because i swear you have everything i'm searching for

Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.

Can you punch me real quick?

Cause I’m looking for an excuse to hit on you

"Excuse me, can you give me directions? Because every time I look at you, I lose my way."

"Excuse me, but your smile is as captivating as your dance moves; you’ve definitely got my attention!"

"Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, and I’d love to get lost even more."

"Excuse me, but your smile is as captivating as your curves—both are hard to ignore!"

Excuse me, may I borrow a map? I keep getting lost in your captivating anal hickie.

"Excuse me, but your smile is as captivating as your curves—both are impossible to resist!"

"Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in those mesmerizing eyes of yours."

Excuse me, Alicia, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Excuse me, Lovello, but did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Your blonde hair shines like a golden halo.

"Excuse me, could I borrow a smile? Yours is far too precious to be washed away in tears."

"Excuse me, miss? Can we stop being strangers and start being the story people write love songs about?"

Excuse me, did we meet in a past life? I feel like I've admired you from a distance before.

"Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your beautiful smile and wondered your size!"

"Excuse me, but is your heart halal? Because mine just got stolen the moment I saw you."

Excuse me, but I seem to have lost my way in this museum. Can you show me to your heart?

Excuse me, but are you made of fine art? Because those petite, sexy thighs belong in a museum.

"Excuse me, but as someone who enjoys being in control, I couldn't resist steering my attention towards your stunning smile."

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw. Mind if I pick it up with your number?

Excuse me miss, are you a dog lover? Because I see you've already stolen my heart like a puppy!

"Excuse me, princess, is your destination love? Because I've been an awaiting station since you arrived."

"Excuse me, but I'd never dare to backseat your gameplay, I'm too busy admiring your strategical genius."

"Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes... and your hot boobs."

"Excuse me, but I think I dropped something...my jaw when I saw your captivating smile for the first time."

"Excuse me, but I believe Sudais missed an angel in his recitations - because it's truly heavenly meeting you."

Excuse me miss, is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for... especially a nice ass.

Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice your smile. It's like a magnet pulling me in.

"Excuse me, but I can't help noticing your talent in nails. How about you polish my heart like a masterpiece too?"

"Excuse me, do you have a map? I've gotten lost in your eyes ever since you stole my heart."

"Excuse me, but can you help me out? My heart seems to have misplaced itself in your stunning smile."

"Excuse me, but your smile could outshine the stars. Might I deserve the honor to illuminate your day?"

"Excuse me, did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me? Because suddenly, everything is brighter."

"Excuse me, but can you lend me a sunrise? Because your smile just brightened my morning."

"Excuse me miss, but can your smile be my shirt? Because it certainly warms my heart!"

"Excuse me, princess, but your beauty is taking me on a joyride. Mind if we navigate it together?"

"Excuse me, but how did you manage to make the stars jealous of your cute smile?"

"Excuse me, but have you ever been on a magic ride? My wheelchair's got the horsepower of personality and charm..."

"Excuse me, but I think I'm haunted by your beauty. Can I call you my boo?"

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice how the sunlight makes your eyes sparkle like diamonds."

"Excuse me, but if watching fails is your thing, how about we succeed together?"

"Excuse me, are you my homework? Because I can't get you out of my mind and I am eager to study you."

"Excuse me, but is your smile from a fairy tale? It's so enchanting, just like the little one you're expecting."

"Excuse me, but your glasses frame your beauty perfectly. Mind if I take a closer look?"

"Excuse me, but your glasses aren't just making you look smarter, they're lighting up my world."

"Excuse me, but your simplicity outshines the stars - can I be the moon that brightens your 22nd year?"

"Excuse me miss, you might not know pick-up lines, but I sure know a masterpiece when I see one."

"Excuse me, but your cuteness could make a stranger like me believe in love at first sight."

Excuse me, but are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

"Excuse me, miss, but your smile is so bright, it's putting all the stars in the night sky to shame."

Excuse me, but my vision may be blurry, yet I can clearly see you're the one.

"Excuse me, but your vibrant energy is contagious. Could I catch a moment of that dazzling charisma alone with you?"

"Excuse me, Ashley, but being a single mom and yet so captivating, you've rewritten my definition of 'superwoman'."

"Excuse me, could you help tune my guitar? Because every time I see you, my heart misses a beat."

Excuse me, but I must say your smile is dirtier than my thoughts right now.

"Excuse me, could I interrupt your nonsense with a little sense? Because it makes no sense you're still single."

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice how elegantly your saree complements your captivating smile."

"Excuse me, if words fail me it's only because your beauty left me speechless."

"Excuse me, Alina, were you in science class? Because my chemistry with you is more explosive than any lab experiment!"

Excuse me miss, but are you made of sugar and spice? Because you're everything nice.

"Excuse me, but the stars in your eyes make the universe in my girlfriend's look like a single galaxy."

"Excuse me, miss, but your beauty could put all the stars to shame. Can I be the moon that orbits you?"

"Excuse me, are you a nurse? Because the moment you walked in, my heart rate skyrocketed."

Context: A girl you are interested in is standing at the bar looking beautiful.

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice your smile from across the room. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

Excuse me, but I think the stars must be jealous tonight - you outshine them all.

"Excuse me, but your freshman glow outshines the hottest stars, can I be your study buddy?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you've stolen something... my ability to form a coherent sentence when I'm around you!"

"Excuse me, but can you spare a map? I seem to have lost my way into your eyes."

"Excuse me, miss, if you're curious about anything at all, may I suggest starting with a conversation with me?"

"Excuse me, but I believe Ronald Jackson stole the stars and placed them in your eyes."

"Excuse me miss, does the word 'cutie' come with a copyright? Because you're absolutely defining it."

"Excuse me, but my momma always said I should follow my dreams. Can I follow you home, Camouflage Cinderella?"

Guy: Excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: No. Guy: Why not?

"Excuse me, I'm feeling a little down, but your smile could light up my whole world. Can you share it with me?"

"Excuse me, miss, I'm not looking for an exchange, just the privilege of guarding your heart."

"Excuse me, but is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in one adorable package."

Excuse me, is your name Soya? Because you're the missing ingredient in my recipe for happiness.

"Excuse me, but could you help me? I think I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours instead?"

"Excuse me, but your confidence is magnetic; I’d love to learn the secret behind that captivating spark of yours."

"Excuse me, but are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'm just dying to connect!"