Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?

Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt h**... , or am I?

Excuse me, you dropped something...

Your standards, hi I'm LeRedditist

Excuse me sir you look familiar.

Are you a famous basketball player?

Excuse me are you an archeologist? Because please have kiss with me.

Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

Excuse me while I make myself a little more comfortable and take off a few of these thin layers of clothing.

Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u.

Excuse me, are you lacking any morals or self esteem at this moment?

Excuse me, are you February 29th?

Cause I’d put you on 4 and leap you!

Excuse me ma'am, but may I sin all over your bosoms?

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

Excuse me, is your name Grace? Because you are so amazing.

I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

(UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.

Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

Excuse me but are your sodium channels open? Cos I can really see some action potential

Excuse me madam, I'm looking for somewhere to sheathe my sword. Might you be of assistance?

Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes, just like Barbie in her dreamhouse!

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

Excuse me, I think I left my jacket on your bedroom floor. Oh, shoot. I messed it up again. That’s tomorrow morning!

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

Excuse me, I am about to go m**... and needed a name to go with the face.

Excuse me, are you a pizza?

Because you're hot.

Pardon me

Could you help me think of an excuse to talk to you?

Excuse me, miss, while I pick up my jaw.

Excuse me mam Is your name happiness?

Bcz I want you in my life <3

Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

Excuse me, you dropped something. Your standards. Hi I am just right for you.

Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?

Excuse me, have you ever seen an elephant hid inside here? Some say the elephant is still hiding in my pants.

Excuse me. I hate to interrupt, but it caught my attention . Could I get back ? It ‘s the only one that , to fall in love with you at first sight.

Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to h**...? (Leaf Blower)

Excuse me, you have a sensuous overbite and lips.

Excuse me, can i take your temperature?

Because you're looking pretty hot.

Excuse me, I think you dropped something...

It was your standards, Hello my name is _______

Excuse me ma'am. You dropped something.

She looks down and then back to you

Your standards. Hi my name is...

Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.

Can you punch me real quick?

Cause I’m looking for an excuse to hit on you

"Excuse me, do you have a map? I've gotten lost in your eyes ever since you stole my heart."

"Excuse me, princess, is your destination love? Because I've been an awaiting station since you arrived."

"Excuse me, but your simplicity outshines the stars - can I be the moon that brightens your 22nd year?"

"Excuse me, but your vibrant energy is contagious. Could I catch a moment of that dazzling charisma alone with you?"

"Excuse me, could I borrow a smile? Yours is far too precious to be washed away in tears."

"Excuse me, but I'd never dare to backseat your gameplay, I'm too busy admiring your strategical genius."

"Excuse me miss, you might not know pick-up lines, but I sure know a masterpiece when I see one."

"Excuse me, but I think I dropped something...my jaw when I saw your captivating smile for the first time."

"Excuse me, but as someone who enjoys being in control, I couldn't resist steering my attention towards your stunning smile."

"Excuse me miss, but can your smile be my shirt? Because it certainly warms my heart!"

"Excuse me, princess, but your beauty is taking me on a joyride. Mind if we navigate it together?"

"Excuse me, but can you help me out? My heart seems to have misplaced itself in your stunning smile."

"Excuse me, but I can't help noticing your talent in nails. How about you polish my heart like a masterpiece too?"

Guy: Excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: No. Guy: Why not?