Top 50 Excuse Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Excuse pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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I hope your Dad won't approve us being together
Because then I have an excuse to Kidnap you
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Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?
I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good
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Excuse me, would you happen to be a Pokemon?
Cause the first time I took a peek at you I was electrified....
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Excuse me, you dropped something...
...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**
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Excuse me, I'm lost, can you help me...
I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?
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Excuse me girl, are you in Business class? Because you fly.
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Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.
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Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
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Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.
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Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?
Funny excuse pickup lines
Excuse me, but you're really stoking my yule log.
Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...
Excuse me are you a dimentor? Be cause you take my breath away.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt hemp , or am I?
Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. i'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.
Excuse me, you dropped something...
Your standards, hi I'm LeRedditist
Excuse me sir you look familiar.
Are you a famous basketball player?
Excuse me are you an archeologist? Because please have sex with me.
Excuse me, are you Barack Obama? Because I think I just fell in love with America.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Excuse me while I make myself a little more comfortable and take off a few of these thin layers of clothing.
Excuse me, are you lacking any morals or self esteem at this moment?
Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u.
Excuse me ma'am, but may I sin all over your bosoms?
Excuse me, is your name Grace? Because you are so amazing.
I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?
Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?
Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.
(UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?
Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.