50 Excuse Pick Up lines

We have compiled the best list of Excuse Pick Up Lines. These pick up lines will help you to be creative and come up with your own pick up lines using these excuses. Take advantage of these great pick up lines now.

Best Working Excuse Pickup Lines

A good Excuse hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I hope your Dad won't approve us being together

Because then I have an excuse to Kidnap you
Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good
Excuse me, would you happen to be a Pokemon?

Cause the first time I took a peek at you I was electrified....
Excuse me, you dropped something...

...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**
Excuse me, I'm lost, can you help me...

I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?
Excuse me girl, are you in Business class? Because you fly.

Here are 50 excuse pick up lines for her and flirty excuse rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your excuse rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny excuse pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty excuse joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute excuse pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about excuse are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

Excuse me are you a dimentor? Be cause you take my breath away.

Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?

Cheesy excuse Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt h**... , or am I?

Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. i'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.

Excuse me, you dropped something...

Your standards, hi I'm LeRedditist

Excuse me are you an archeologist? Because please have kiss with me.

Excuse me sir you look familiar.

Are you a famous basketball player?

Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

Corny excuse Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Excuse conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Excuse me while I make myself a little more comfortable and take off a few of these thin layers of clothing.

Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

Excuse me, are you lacking any morals or self esteem at this moment?

Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u.

Excuse me, can I as you a question?
Other: "sure"
Me: "I love you."
Other: "That's not a question."
Me: "And it never will be."

Excuse me, are you February 29th?

Cause I’d put you on 4 and leap you!

Excuse me ma'am, but may I sin all over your bosoms?

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

Excuse me, is your name Grace? Because you are so amazing.

I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

A good excuse Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Excuse hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

(UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.

Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

Excuse me but are your sodium channels open? Cos I can really see some action potential

Excuse me madam, I'm looking for somewhere to sheathe my sword. Might you be of assistance?

Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes, just like Barbie in her dreamhouse!

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

Excuse me, I think I left my jacket on your bedroom floor. Oh, shoot. I messed it up again. That’s tomorrow morning!

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

Excuse me, are you a pizza?

Because you're hot.

Excuse me, I am about to go m**... and needed a name to go with the face.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Excuse love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Excuse chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.