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Top 50 Exception Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Exception pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I am a vegan but I willing to make an exception.

    Will you let me eat your meat?

  2. I might be a vegetarian,

    But your meat is an exception!

  3. Baby, I'm against background checks but with yours I'll make an exception.

  4. I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.

  5. Sup Girl, you look like a greek statue, except you got your clothes on and aren't missing your arms.

  6. I can resist anything except temptation

    But I guess you are my temptation !!

  7. Are you chemistry?

    Coz you are full of exceptions.

  8. I need to go to the eye doctor

    Because I can’t see anything except you and me together

  9. Hey baby, you make my heart melt. Except for right now because it's frozen.

  10. I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.

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Funny exception pickup lines

I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.

Compile error: Uncaught exception CallerIsACreepException extends RejectionException at Girl.getPhoneNumber()

I usually use protection, but will make an exception.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

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Can we play among us?

Except I'm the Imposter and you're the vent ;)

Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.
"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

I don't normally like snacks stuck in my braces

But for you, I'd make an exception

You know, I don't remember faces well.

I might just make an exception for you.*wink*

Ps wink is important

My hips don't lie...except for the artificial one.

God gave you everything...

Except my number

God gave you everything..

Except something, my number.

Hey big guy, you've really got an exceptionally pure shot. We'd make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

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How do yo like your eggs done in the morning?

You can have em any way you want except fertilized.

Are your legs corona?cuz i have an issue if anyone except me spreads em

Also they're killing me.

Everything is made in China,

Except you. You're made in India. With Love. Literally.

If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.

Just made this up thanks to you guys..

Are you a pick up line ? because I can't find you in any place except my mind... (can be improved)

Hey, baby. Usually I'm against strip mining but for you I'll make an exception.

My favorite animal is the cat

Now I don't eat cats, obviously, but I'll make an exception for the one between your legs!

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

For the programmer girls

Yo girl, are you an exception? Because I want to catch you.

Except one thing

Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.

There are so many mallets here but i want nothing except your ma-llet me be with you.