Top 19 Cheat Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Cheat chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
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Her: I have a boyfriend
Me: I have an English test
Her: What?
Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on -
"I have a boyfriend"
Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both talking about things that don't matter.
Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a math test tomorrow.
Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on. -
Are you my math test?
Because I’m going to cheat on you…
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You wanna go out this weekend? [Sorry, I have a boyfriend] I have a math test tomorrow [What?] Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on!
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Are you a test?
Because I wanna cheat on you 25 times
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My doctor said because of my diabetes, I can't have too much sweet
But you remind me today's my cheat day
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Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.
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After you ask Her out do this
Girl: I have a boyfriend
You: and I have a math test.
Girl: So?
You: I thought we were talking about things we were cheating on -
Are you a test?
Because I wanna cheat on you
Funny cheat pickup lines
Girl you so beautiful
I would cheat on sunset to look at you.
Have you been cheating on me with a Dr. Who fan?
Because I want to know Whovian side of you
Are you a test ?
Cause I’d cheat on you.
Hey girl, are you the goal in monopoly?
Cause I had to cheat to get to you
Lean close, put chyer lips to her shell-like ear, an' whisper the Nude Raider cheat codes.
I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.
Open your brain tank, bro, 'cause here comes some premium 91-octane knowledge. There's three rules of cheating: 1. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. 2. It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.
I'd never cheat on you like your boyfriend does with your BFF
You have a boyfriend? Have you ever given any thought to seceding from him? I get not wanting to cheat. I'm also a loyalist.