Top 24 Cheat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cheat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I'd treat you like my homework

   Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

2. I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

3. Her: I have a boyfriend

   Me: I have an English test
   
   Her: What?
   
   Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

4. Her: I have a boyfriend. Him: I have a math test tomorrow.

   Her: Ok, so what?
   Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.

5. Her: I have a boyfriend!

   Me: I have a Maths Test
   Her: ...what?
   Me: Oh, I thought we were both naming things we could cheat on

6. Are you my math test?

   Because I’m going to cheat on you…

7. Sorry, I have a boyfriend

   And I have a math test
   -*awkward stare*-
   Oh sorry, I thought we were naming things we can cheat on

8. Are you a test?

   Because I wanna cheat on you 25 times

9. You wanna go out this weekend? [Sorry, I have a boyfriend] I have a math test tomorrow [What?] Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on!

10. My doctor said because of my diabetes, I can't have too much sweet

    But you remind me today's my cheat day

Funny cheat pickup lines

Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.

Something to use on your ex

I have an exam tomorrow, any cheating tips

Girl, are you my algebra test?

Because I don't understand your signs and will probably cheat on you.

After you ask Her out do this

Girl: I have a boyfriend
You: and I have a math test.
Girl: So?
You: I thought we were talking about things we were cheating on

Girl you so beautiful

I would cheat on sunset to look at you.

Have you been cheating on me with a Dr. Who fan?
Because I want to know Whovian side of you

Are you a test ?

Cause I’d cheat on you.

Hey girl, are you the goal in monopoly?

Cause I had to cheat to get to you

Lean close, put chyer lips to her shell-like ear, an' whisper the Nude Raider cheat codes.

I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.

Open your brain tank, bro, 'cause here comes some premium 91-octane knowledge. There's three rules of cheating: 1. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. 2. It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.

I'd never cheat on you like your boyfriend does with your BFF