Top 23 Cheat Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cheat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
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Her: I have a boyfriend
Me: I have an English test
Her: What?
Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on -
Her: I have a boyfriend. Him: I have a math test tomorrow.
Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on. -
Her: I have a boyfriend!
Me: I have a Maths Test
Her: ...what?
Me: Oh, I thought we were both naming things we could cheat on -
Sorry, I have a boyfriend
And I have a math test
-*awkward stare*-
Oh sorry, I thought we were naming things we can cheat on -
Are you my math test?
Because I’m going to cheat on you…
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You wanna go out this weekend? [Sorry, I have a boyfriend] I have a math test tomorrow [What?] Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on!
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Are you a test?
Because I wanna cheat on you 25 times
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My doctor said because of my diabetes, I can't have too much sweet
But you remind me today's my cheat day
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Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.
Funny cheat pickup lines
Something to use on your ex
I have an exam tomorrow, any cheating tips
Girl, are you my algebra test?
Because I don't understand your signs and will probably cheat on you.
After you ask Her out do this
Girl: I have a boyfriend
You: and I have a math test.
Girl: So?
You: I thought we were talking about things we were cheating on
Are you a test?
Because I wanna cheat on you
Are you a test ?
Cause I’d cheat on you.
Have you been cheating on me with a Dr. Who fan?
Because I want to know Whovian side of you
Hey girl, are you the goal in monopoly?
Cause I had to cheat to get to you
I'd never cheat on you like your boyfriend does with your BFF
Lean close, put chyer lips to her shell-like ear, an' whisper the Nude Raider cheat codes.
I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.
Open your brain tank, bro, 'cause here comes some premium 91-octane knowledge. There's three rules of cheating: 1. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. 2. It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.
You have a boyfriend? Have you ever given any thought to seceding from him? I get not wanting to cheat. I'm also a loyalist.