Top 28 Fake Pick Up lines
Have you ever been on a website or in an app and seen some really cheesy or funny pick up lines that seem real? Use these fake pick up lines to help you respond to those situations. Be witty and help put down those guys or girls that are being cheesy. Flirt and be funny by helping them realize that the pick up lines being used are fake!
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Hey girl you still alive, i guess the news about the queen is fake then.
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The name's mclovin
(insert mclovin fake ID)
and I have a license to thrill -
Fake followers or not, my love for you is real.
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I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.
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Are you a Mimic? Because I'm pretty sure that chest is fake.
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Science is so fake
They say the sun is the hottest thing but obviously it's you.
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My love for you is like a five meter, you can't fake it.
Your hair looks so good it must be fake. Is it made out of girlfriend material?
Hey baby, I'd love to f**k the shit out of your fake weave
Hey girl are you a fake scenario that will never happen but just hurt my own feelings
Because i can't stop thinking about you
I drove taxi..
I will never fake it.
Go out with me, I’ll give you 11 real roses and 1 fake rose
And I promise you, I will only stop loving you when all the roses die
Roses are red, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake
Will you date me?
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Are you a BJP supporter?
Cause you are really good at faking things...
Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
Fake propose in a public place
If this is someone you've known for awhile and like, get on one knee, look up at them, and ask them to go out with you.
Are you CNN
Cuz you act nice when you are with me, but you turn fake around others
Girl, are you a gas fireplace?
Because you look fake but you're still hot and you'll do on a night like this
Girl, are you Amber Heard?
Coz you need not fake it with me
I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
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A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say I will love you until the last rose dies.
I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.
No spoofing could fake my feelings for you.
Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.
That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty.
Smooth and dirty Fake pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fake conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Fake phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.