My love for you is like a five meter, you can't fake it.

Your hair looks so good it must be fake. Is it made out of girlfriend material?

I hope the only thing you're faking are those contact lenses, because your beauty is truly captivating.

"I'll be your fake boyfriend, but I promise my feelings for you will be very real."

"Is your hair color the only thing fake about you? Because your beauty seems authentically enchanting."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again, fake friend?"

Your beauty shines like the moonlight on Swan Lake, a vision of elegance that no one can fake.

"I may be pretending now, but the chemistry between us feels anything but fake."

Is your name Apollo 11? Because I think you're the one faking my heart's landing trajectory!

"Is that party hair or are you just ready to steal the spotlight and my heart tonight?"

Are you made of moon rocks? Because you're out of this world, just like the moon landing!

Are you a phony detector? Because every time I see you, all the fakes disappear.

Are you a moon landing? Because I can't believe how out-of-this-world amazing you are!

"Is your hair color from a bottle? Because our chemistry is 100% natural!"

"Blonde or brunette, doesn't matter; you're real where it counts - your beauty and charm."

You must be a fan of K-pop, because you've got me dancing to the rhythm of your charm.

"Your party hair is like a celebration; I can’t help but want to join the fun with you!"

If having fake wives makes you this captivating, I can only imagine how mesmerizing the real you must be.

Are you a red flag? Because I can't help but be drawn to your vibrant energy.

"Are those party hairs, or are you just here to steal the show? Because you’re definitely the main attraction!"

"Does your interest in poop symbolize how real you are? Because I'm tired of fake and I'm drawn to authenticity like yours."

"Is your hair made of magic? Because it’s making me feel all kinds of enchanting tonight."

Nurses are angels in disguise. With your caring nature, I might just have to fake an injury to get your attention.

"Are you a barbell? Because I can't seem to lift my eyes off your stunning blonde highlights."

"Do you believe in love at first lift, or should I curl this dumbbell one more time?"

"If you were my nurse, I'd fake being sick every day just to see your smile."

"Is your hair as fun as this party? Because it’s definitely stealing the spotlight tonight!"

"Those party hairs are fabulous; they must be hiding the wild side of you I can't wait to discover."

"I'd fake a kidnapping just to have you search the world for me."

Well, with your caring nature and beautiful smile, I might just have to fake an illness to see you more often.

"If you think I lie, how about this: I’d never fake how stunning you are—mind if I prove it?"

I know this tinder account you’re using is fake

Can you at least tell me the name of the model you took these pics from?

"With those fabulous party hairs, I can’t tell if you’re the life of the party or just my wildest dream."

"With those stunning fake party hairs, I'm betting you know how to have a good time—care to share some fun?"

If I were a patient, I'd fake a fever just to have you take care of me.

"Those fake party locks are stunning, but I bet you’d look even better tangled up in my sheets."

Did you know the moon landing wasn't the only thing faked? My lack of interest in you is totally fake too!

I drove taxi..

I will never fake it.

"Are you a fact-checker? Because when I call you sexy, it's not fake news."

"Do you believe in love at first squat or should I do another rep with this fake blond hair?"

You waddle with grace, like a duck on a lake, your cuteness is something no one can fake.

"Alright! Let's try again - what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Hope that sparks joy, Marie Kondo style."

Did you know the moon landing was fake? Because my love for you is out of this world!

"Those fabulous party locks are like a magnet—drawing me in! Can I join your celebration?"

"Flattery gets me nowhere, but genuine admiration for you? That's something I can't fake."

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you, and I'm not just faking it!

Are you made of moon rock? Because I feel like I'm floating when I'm around you!

Are you a red flag? Because I can't help but be drawn to your dangerously alluring presence.

"That white wig may be fake, but the chemistry between us is definitely real and electric."

Are you a red flag? Because I can't help but be drawn to your forbidden allure.

Go out with me, I’ll give you 11 real roses and 1 fake rose

And I promise you, I will only stop loving you when all the roses die

Roses are red, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake

Will you date me?

Are you a BJP supporter?

Cause you are really good at faking things...

Fake propose in a public place

If this is someone you've known for awhile and like, get on one knee, look up at them, and ask them to go out with you.

Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.

Are you CNN

Cuz you act nice when you are with me, but you turn fake around others

Girl, are you Amber Heard?

Coz you need not fake it with me

Girl, are you a gas fireplace?

Because you look fake but you're still hot and you'll do on a night like this

That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty.

I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

I just hope my next fake girlfriend isn't so bossy

Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.

When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say I will love you until the last rose dies.

No spoofing could fake my feelings for you.