41 Fake Pick Up lines And Rizz

Have you ever been on a website or in an app and seen some really cheesy or funny pick up lines that seem real? Use these fake pick up lines to help you respond to those situations. Be witty and help put down those guys or girls that are being cheesy. Flirt and be funny by helping them realize that the pick up lines being used are fake!

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Hey girl you still alive, i guess the news about the queen is fake then.
The name's mclovin

(insert mclovin fake ID)

and I have a license to thrill
Fake followers or not, my love for you is real.
I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.
Are you a Mimic? Because I'm pretty sure that chest is fake.
Science is so fake

They say the sun is the hottest thing but obviously it's you.

Here are 41 fake pick up lines for her and flirty fake rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your fake rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny fake pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty fake joke for a great chat response.

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about fake are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

My love for you is like a five meter, you can't fake it.

Your hair looks so good it must be fake. Is it made out of girlfriend material?

"Is your hair color the only thing fake about you? Because your beauty seems authentically enchanting."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again, fake friend?"

Hey girl are you a fake scenario that will never happen but just hurt my own feelings

Because i can't stop thinking about you

"Blonde or brunette, doesn't matter; you're real where it counts - your beauty and charm."

"Is your hair color from a bottle? Because our chemistry is 100% natural!"

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"Does your interest in poop symbolize how real you are? Because I'm tired of fake and I'm drawn to authenticity like yours."

"Are you a barbell? Because I can't seem to lift my eyes off your stunning blonde highlights."

"Do you believe in love at first lift, or should I curl this dumbbell one more time?"

"I'd fake a kidnapping just to have you search the world for me."

"Blonde isn't a requirement for our chemistry, your smile alone makes everything electrifyingly real."

I know this tinder account you’re using is fake

Can you at least tell me the name of the model you took these pics from?

"Are you a fact-checker? Because when I call you sexy, it's not fake news."

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Try using funny and charming Fake conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"Do you believe in love at first squat or should I do another rep with this fake blond hair?"

"Your hair may not be natural, but that stunning smile couldn't possibly be fake."

"Alright! Let's try again - what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Hope that sparks joy, Marie Kondo style."

Go out with me, I’ll give you 11 real roses and 1 fake rose

And I promise you, I will only stop loving you when all the roses die

Roses are red, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake
Will you date me?

Are you a BJP supporter?

Cause you are really good at faking things...

Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.

Fake propose in a public place

If this is someone you've known for awhile and like, get on one knee, look up at them, and ask them to go out with you.

Are you CNN

Cuz you act nice when you are with me, but you turn fake around others

Girl, are you a gas fireplace?

Because you look fake but you're still hot and you'll do on a night like this

Girl, are you Amber Heard?

Coz you need not fake it with me

When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say I will love you until the last rose dies.

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Using good and clever Fake hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

No spoofing could fake my feelings for you.

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.

I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.

I just hope my next fake girlfriend isn't so bossy

That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty.

I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.

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In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Fake love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Fake chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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