Top 19 Fake Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Fake chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Fake followers or not, my love for you is real.
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I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.
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Go out with me, I’ll give you 11 real roses and 1 fake rose
And I promise you, I will only stop loving you when all the roses die
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Roses are red, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake
Will you date me?
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Are you a BJP supporter?
Cause you are really good at faking things...
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Fake propose in a public place
If this is someone you've known for awhile and like, get on one knee, look up at them, and ask them to go out with you.
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Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
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Are you CNN
Cuz you act nice when you are with me, but you turn fake around others
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Girl, are you Amber Heard?
Coz you need not fake it with me
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Instagram Flirting
Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram.
So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines.
After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi".
But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups .
But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?'
Again I hit 'Do you know me ?'
She replied 'Kon hooo bhai'
"Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams"
She : Aww that was cute 🥰 ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry
Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score
She : omg!!!
Ima take that from you
You should follow me so I can see your insta
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Funny fake pickup lines
No spoofing could fake my feelings for you.
Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
Hey baby, I'd love to f**k the shit out of your fake weave
That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty.
I just hope my next fake girlfriend isn't so bossy
When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say I will love you until the last rose dies.
I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.