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Top 50 Lying Pick Up lines

Lying pick up lines can sometimes work in your favor. In some cases, you can get away with being cheesy and lying to guys or girls. These funny pick up lines with lies can sometimes help you land on the bed.

  1. Roses are red, violets are blue

    I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

  2. I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

  3. I've heard of this place in the new world that lies in your bedroom...

  4. I can’t lie to anyone. I’m so transparent Stevie Wonder can see through me.

  5. Science is a lie...

    They say the sun is the hottest thing in our universe, but obviously it's you

  6. Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

  7. Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

  8. A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

  9. My silver tongue is good for more than just lying. Care to find out?

  10. I'm a dentist, why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

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I wanna be your derevative...
Cause I wanna lie tangent to your curves

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.

Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

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Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Hey girl, are you the hotel in monopoly? Cause I had to cheat and lie to get you.

Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.

How much is the truth? And how much is a lie?

I don't fuck with lies, I just straight fuck. (Truth Hurts)

The Sistine Chapel was nothing.There’s something bout lying on your back & getting filled with inspiration.

How would like me to shoot you with my gear? Landscape shots do it lying flat or portrait shots do it standing up.

Are you a fact checker? Because I ain't lying when I say I love you.

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I don't fall for April Fools lies

I've fallen for those big brown eyes of yours already

Call me Pinocchio, because you can sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.

Ryu: The answers lies in the heart of battle.

Abe Lincoln's #1 pickup line

"I never lie. Unless it's next to you ;)"

I HOPE you CHANGE your mind and give me a 15th chance! You won’t be disappointed. Have I ever lied to you?

Roses are Red,

And the Jedi tell lies, “You ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

Roses are red, I won't lie..

Life is hard, but so am i

Are You a sea lion coz I wanna see you lying in my bed

Let me be your towel. You can lie on me and use me to dry off.

I can’t lie this is kinda dangerous

Because you got hella curves and I ain’t got no brakes

My hips don't lie...except for the artificial one.