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110 Lying Pick Up lines And Rizz

Lying pick up lines can sometimes work in your favor. In some cases, you can get away with being cheesy and lying to guys or girls. These funny pick up lines with lies can sometimes help you land on the bed.

Best Working Lying Rizz

A good Lying pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Roses are red, violets are blue

    I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

  2. I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

  3. I've heard of this place in the new world that lies in your bedroom...

  4. I can’t lie to anyone. I’m so transparent Stevie Wonder can see through me.

  5. Science is a lie...

    They say the sun is the hottest thing in our universe, but obviously it's you

  6. Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

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What is a good Lying pickup line?

Here are 110 lying pick up lines for her and flirty lying rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your lying rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny lying pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty lying joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute lying pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about lying are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

My silver tongue is good for more than just lying. Care to find out?

I'm a dentist, why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

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Smooth Lying pickup line

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.
Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

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Cheesy lying Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Michae: Lies are always more convincing when they’re closer to the truth.

Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Hey girl, are you the hotel in monopoly? Cause I had to cheat and lie to get you.

How much is the truth? And how much is a lie?

Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.

I don't f**... with lies, I just straight f**.... (Truth Hurts)

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Working Lying tinder opener

How would like me to shoot you with my gear? Landscape shots do it lying flat or portrait shots do it standing up.

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Funny lying Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Lying conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a fact checker? Because I ain't lying when I say I love you.

I don't fall for April Fools lies

I've fallen for those big brown eyes of yours already

"Ayyy, vibes don't lie, do they? Looking forward to exploring our common interests."

"Having you by my side would be like owning the sexiest artwork, your bikini smile painted on every day."

"I'd rather face eternal flames than live a moment without confessing my fascination for your charm."

"Darling, I promise I'm no homeless man, but the idea of proposing to you isn't far-fetched at all."

Ryu: The answers lies in the heart of battle.

"Accuse me of lying, but dear I profess, in your radiant presence, all else seems less."

"With that resilience of recovering from a broken wrist thrice, how about we break the ice with a dance?"

Call me Pinocchio, because you can sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.

"In your eyes, my future lies, with you I'll always stay by your side."

"Your vibe is so irresistible, it's undeniable proof that energy never lies. Care to share some of it with me?"

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Clever lying Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Lying hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Studying history over lunch with me? Your lie is as visible as Columbus saying he discovered India!"

"Hey, it was never my intention to hurt you. Let's start afresh, with honesty and sweetness, like a new sunrise."

"Is your middle name Honesty? Because my love for you is the only thing I can't lie about."

"You may not believe me when I say you're sexy, but your mirror won't lie; it's clearly head over heels for you."

"Gazing into your eyes, lovely as the skies; sweeter than any prize, where my heart lies."

"You don't believe me when I say you're sexy? Well, let's make a deal. I'll stop lying the day you stop being gorgeous."

"Can I be your derivative? Because I'd love to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you sure it was a homeless guy who proposed and not Cupid? 'Cause my heart's certainly homeless without you."

"Your beauty outshines the rest, but I'm more intrigued by the sweetness that lies beneath your surface."

"Is it a truth you're gorgeous, or a lie you're single? Either way, I'd love to discover more about you."

"I'd choose infernal flame, just whispering your name, than live a lie in paradise without your angelic grace."

"Your smile more precious than pearl, in your eyes lies the world's hue, so perfectly halal, may I be the one for you?"

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Smooth lying Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Lying pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Is that an 'H' I see in your eyes? Because I think we might be having a Hakim-chemistry connection here."

"Beautiful is an understatement, but I'm more intrigued to discover the beauty that lies within your thoughts and aspirations."

"You're bad at lying about preferring history books. How about we create a memorable love story instead?"

"My heart doesn't lie, it’s honestly telling me that it's missing one piece - and I believe it's you."

"Is this your bed, or did I just experience paradise by lying next to a goddess?"

"I'd rather lie and face hell's fury, than not tell you, darling, you're my heaven's story."

"Your smile in a bikini picture? That's a sight I'd love to treasure; shall we start painting our love story?"

"The intensity of your energy is like a charged particle, it irresistibly pulls me towards you."

"Challenge accepted! I'm eager to discover the secrets that lie behind your enchanting smile. 🌹"

"Appendicitis twice and still standing? Clearly, nothing can take down an enchanting lady like you."

"They say third time's the charm, but with you, it was love at first sight. Let's not wait for appendicitis round three."

"Your sweet words are like sunlight, Yelan - they brighten my world and chase away all my storms."

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Flirty lying Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Lying pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't believe her lies, you're a winner too!

"I see, your bed must have some serious persuasive skills. No suitcase stands a chance against it, I guess!"

"In this romantic solitude under the moonlight, wouldn't it be bold to explore the galaxy of love that lies within our hearts?"

"Our love can quell any stormy weather, I'd risk eternal hell to be together."

"I apologize if I gave that impression. Let's make better memories now, ones filled with honest chats and shared laughs."

"Your beauty is so radiant, it outshines the uncertainty of what could lie within."

"Every beat my heart does miss, craves the sweetness of your kiss, in your aura lies pure bliss."

"Ever thought about constellation mapping? Because lying next to you, I've found a galaxy in your eyes."

"Your lie detector might be broken because it's so obvious you can't resist having a date with me."

"Like Abraham Lincoln, I can't tell a lie - your beauty has abolished all my defenses."

"Did it hurt when you broke your wrist...or just when you fell from heaven?"

"If dating you is like a picture in a bikini, then I'm ready to dive into that beautiful masterpiece."

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Cringe lying Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"In your gaze, depths of cosmos lie, with a smile and curves that make me fly."

"How can I paint a perfect date, when you've already created the masterpiece in your bikini and smile?"

"Your body must be a sleep spell, because the thought of lying next to you all night keeps me wide awake."

"I'd endure all the lies in the world, just to hear your truth: Will you dine with me tonight?"

"I lied when I told you I didn't believe in love at first sight, because with you- it happened overnight."

"Is your name Wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than my reluctance to try romantic rizzotto."

"Do you have a map, Yelanis? Your sweet words just keep me lost in your eyes."

"Your resilience astounds me; after breaking your wrist thrice, you still have the strength to steal my heart."

"You believe I'm lying, but would a liar dare say that your smile lights up my world?"

"Your energy must be renewable because every time I see you, my heart starts running at full capacity."

"You're as captivating as the sweetest sky, my passion for you, too busy to ever lie."

"Are you a cherry tree? Because whenever I'm around you, I feel like George Washington - can't stop lying about my feelings!"

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Lying love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Lying chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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