50 Lying Pick Up lines

Lying pick up lines can sometimes work in your favor. In some cases, you can get away with being cheesy and lying to guys or girls. These funny pick up lines with lies can sometimes help you land on the bed.

Best Working Lying Pickup Lines

A good Lying hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Roses are red, violets are blue

I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.
I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
I've heard of this place in the new world that lies in your bedroom...
I can’t lie to anyone. I’m so transparent Stevie Wonder can see through me.
Science is a lie...

They say the sun is the hottest thing in our universe, but obviously it's you
Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

Short and cute lying pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about lying are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

My silver tongue is good for more than just lying. Care to find out?

I'm a dentist, why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.
Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

Cheesy lying Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Michae: Lies are always more convincing when they’re closer to the truth.

Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Hey girl, are you the hotel in monopoly? Cause I had to cheat and lie to get you.

How much is the truth? And how much is a lie?

Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.

I don't f**... with lies, I just straight f**.... (Truth Hurts)

How would like me to shoot you with my gear? Landscape shots do it lying flat or portrait shots do it standing up.

Corny lying Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Lying conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a fact checker? Because I ain't lying when I say I love you.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through o**... s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

I don't fall for April Fools lies

I've fallen for those big brown eyes of yours already

Call me Pinocchio, because you can sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.

Ryu: The answers lies in the heart of battle.

Abe Lincoln's #1 pickup line

"I never lie. Unless it's next to you ;)"

I HOPE you CHANGE your mind and give me a 15th chance! You won’t be disappointed. Have I ever lied to you?

Roses are Red,

And the Jedi tell lies, “You ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

Are You a sea lion coz I wanna see you lying in my bed

Roses are red, I won't lie..

Life is hard, but so am i

Let me be your towel. You can lie on me and use me to dry off.

I can’t lie this is kinda dangerous

Because you got hella curves and I ain’t got no brakes

A good lying Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Lying hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

So, my mum told a lie that

Fairies only appear in dreams

My hips don't lie...except for the artificial one.

Are you the child im hiding in my closet

‘cause people are looking for you but you’re mine so i’ll lie and say you’re not here

"Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but no 'D' in 'refrigerator'?"

Are you smoking ?

Her: no
Me: don’t lie! You’re smoking hot

Two truths and a lie.
On our first date:
1. I will eat you.
2. You will eat me.
3. We unmatch.

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

I'm not gonna lie, I was using a potion of treasure finding when I met you.

Hey girl, do me a favor. Can you look up and tell me what’s the #1 single on Billboard?

Her - tells you

Billboard is lying. You are.

My house is like Facebook

Because their are a lot of unattended little kids in my house who lie about their age

Can I be your first derivative?

Cuz I wanna lie tangent to your curves

Girl id say you're the most beautiful girl in the world

but id be lying because you are my world and no one is more beautiful than you ;)

(I hate life love you all <3)

Let's play Pangolin and termite mound

You lie down and put your knees up, and I'll stick my long tongue in the gap and eat everything inside.

Let’s play winter-winter

You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you

Are you a sea lion?

Cause I see you lying on my bed

Oh my god.

Ariana Grande wasn’t lying when she said God is a Woman.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Lying love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Lying chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.