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Top 50 Stealing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Stealing chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealing my heart.

  2. If my pickpocket skill were better, I'd steal your heart.

  3. Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.

  4. You don't need level 100 Pickpocket to steal my heart away.

  5. Theres A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.

  6. Did you steal my heart? Because I can't feel my pulse.

  7. I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

  8. You couldn't steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.

  9. I'm on my way to steal your Shamrock Shake!

  10. Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?

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What is a Stealing pickup line?

Funny stealing pickup lines

They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

If I was the grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I would steal you.

If I was a goblin, I would totally steal your heart.

If my pickpocket skills were higher I will steal your heart.

If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

For stealing my heart

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

Would you like to know a little fact about me?
I'm a diagnosed kleptomaniac. I was hoping if it was alright if I took your number before I steal your heart?

Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.

You know, I'd love to steal your heart.

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

I won't give my heart to anyone, but if you're brave enough you can try to steal it.

The FBI wanna steal my penis

Can I hide it inside you?

Roses are red, The sky is blue

The FBI wants to steal my penis
Can I hide it inside you?

Hey girl, life is full of pros and cons

If you will be one of the pros, maybe I will be a con and steal your heart ;)

Do you know if there are any police around?

'Cause I'm about to steal your heart

Is this a good pickup line?

I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

I have multiple felony records for thievery and i'm an escaped convict. Ever since then, I have dedicated my entire career to stealing the most precious jewel in the world...

Your heart.

Is Your Heart From R/Jokes?

I'd love to steal it.

Im not a thief but...

The only thing I'll steal from you is your V-card

Sequence of events

*girlfriend comes out with nice dress*
Me: Can you not wear that in public?
Her: Why?
Me: Because I will has to fight with other guys.
Her: Why would you have to fight them?
Me: because they would try to steal you from me cause you lookin fine.

Are you Nicholas Cage?

Because I want you to steal my Declaration of Independence.

I wouldn't mind being a thief

To steal a kiss from you

Hey girl, are you a kleptomaniac?

Because you keep stealing my heart away.