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Top 50 hiding Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Hiding chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

    Her: Ok

    You: Actually I can't

    Her: Why not?

    You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)

    *(clapping of cheeks initiates)*

  2. I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

  3. Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.

  4. My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin'

  5. I might have to cast Invisibility to hide the Daedric hard on you give me.

  6. I see a human! Want to hide together?

  7. If I turn into a bat can I hide in your cave?

  8. I'd hide my heat deep in your ocean.

  9. Can i hide in your batcave for a while?

  10. I'd hide every chair in the world

    Just for you to sit on my face

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What is a Hiding pickup line?

Latest hiding chat up lines

A game to remember!
Me : Let’s play a game?
She : Which one?
Me : Anything other than Hide & Seek!!
She : Why?
Me : Because it’s impossible to find a girl like you!

I would never play Hide and Seek with you...

Because someone like you is impossible to find.

Do you want to play hide and seek ?

Actually I can't, because girls like you are too difficult to find.

My dicks wanted by the FBI

Can I hide it inside you?

Rose's are red, Violets are blue

The FBI wants my penis, can I hide it inside you?

Baby, are you a wooden horse?

Cos my Trojan needs a hiding place.

Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?

The FBI is searching for my dick

Can I hide it inside you?

Would you mind taking off your shirt?

I’d like to see how an angel hides her wings.

The FBI wanna steal my penis

Can I hide it inside you?

If I could I would hide all the chairs in the world just so you can sit on my face.

Believe me. It works 7/10 times.

Roses are red, The sky is blue

The FBI wants to steal my penis
Can I hide it inside you?

Are you the child im hiding in my closet

‘cause people are looking for you but you’re mine so i’ll lie and say you’re not here

Wanna play hide the Koala?

Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)

The cops are looking for my penis

Can I hide it inside you

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

Hey girl, are you hiding opiates in your bra?

Because, I see a perky-set!

Hey girl, are you the mask I wear to hide the pain everyday?

Cuz damn u fine ;)


If you're struggling to start a conversation with a girl, go up to her, and say something random like "Hey I just bought a giraffe and need to hide it from the government, how do you think I should do that"

Are you a lamp?

Because I want to hide some of me inside of you

The FBI wants to steal my penis...

Can I hide it inside you?

Hey girl , whats the difference between you and a curtain

I would use the curtain to hide the light
But i will use to light me up instead.

Hey girl! FBI wants to steal my penis

Can i hide it inside you?

Hey boy, are you the police?

When you look at me I get really hot and clammy and I have something in my pants I’m trying to hide from you