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Top 50 Secret Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Secret pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Secret conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a burger?

    Cuase I wanna get between those buns with my secret sauce

  2. I secrete natural creams. Would you like a massage?

  3. If you would be my secret

    I'll keep you forever

  4. Do you like secret sauce in your burger?

  5. Hey babe, I’m a traveling hippie group. Mind if i go through your secret tunnel?

  6. Is that a secret microphone hidden in your trunks to fight tax evasion, or are you just pleased to see me?

  7. Are you a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices?

    Because you look finger lickin’ good

  8. I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

  9. I'll let you into my secret world and fulfill all of your Eurobondage fantasies. Close your eyes.

  10. My hypothalamus to secrete serotonin because baby, I love you!

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Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

Hey good looking, wanna know my secret identity?

I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

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I’m a member of an exclusive secret society. Wanna be my Black Queen?

Want to be my other secret?

Babe, did you know I’m secretly part pizza?

Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure

Hey do you like Harry Potter?

I wouldn’t mind Slytherin into your Chamber of Secrets.

Are you Wai Shi Tong because I’d like to search your secret library.

Girl are you a top secret military base for testing aircraft which is often associated with the number 51?

Cuz i wanna raid you

If I was a superhero with a secret identity I'd let you know my secret identity.

If you were a secret...

I'd keep you forever

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Working Secret tinder opener

I want you more than Plankton wants the secret formula!

Ma'am, are you a secret agent?

Because I could see you giving me a number and taking away my name.

Are you a hufflepuff, gryffindor or raven claw?

Hopefully I’ll be slyther-in your chamber of secrets later.

Hey!! I found your Secret.

That god made you just for me.

Are you the chamber of secrets?

Cause I want to slyther-in side you

- Day 105

I won't tell anyone how you like to frack...its a proprietary trade secret.

Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?

Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.

Hey , are you my cloud server cause I wanna upload my secrets and download you all the time


Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.

I'll show you the secret service.