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Top 50 Secret Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Secret pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a burger?

    Cuase I wanna get between those buns with my secret sauce

  2. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  3. I secrete natural creams. Would you like a massage?

  4. If you would be my secret

    I'll keep you forever

  5. Do you like secret sauce in your burger?

  6. Hey babe, I’m a traveling hippie group. Mind if i go through your secret tunnel?

  7. Is that a secret microphone hidden in your trunks to fight tax evasion, or are you just pleased to see me?

  8. I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

  9. I'll let you into my secret world and fulfill all of your Eurobondage fantasies. Close your eyes.

  10. My hypothalamus to secrete serotonin because baby, I love you!

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Funny secret pickup lines

Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

Hey good looking, wanna know my secret identity?

I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

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I’m a member of an exclusive secret society. Wanna be my Black Queen?

Want to be my other secret?

Babe, did you know I’m secretly part pizza?

Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure

Hey do you like Harry Potter?

I wouldn’t mind Slytherin into your Chamber of Secrets.

Are you Wai Shi Tong because I’d like to search your secret library.

Girl are you a top secret military base for testing aircraft which is often associated with the number 51?

Cuz i wanna raid you

If I was a superhero with a secret identity I'd let you know my secret identity.

If you were a secret...

I'd keep you forever

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Working Secret tinder opener

I want you more than Plankton wants the secret formula!

Ma'am, are you a secret agent?

Because I could see you giving me a number and taking away my name.

Are you a hufflepuff, gryffindor or raven claw?

Hopefully I’ll be slyther-in your chamber of secrets later.

Are you the chamber of secrets?

Cause I want to slyther-in side you

- Day 105

I won't tell anyone how you like to frack...its a proprietary trade secret.

Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?

Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.

Hey , are you my cloud server cause I wanna upload my secrets and download you all the time

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Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.

I'll show you the secret service.

You know what Victoria’s Secret was?

Your phone number