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Top 50 Secret Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Secret chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a burger?

    Cuase I wanna get between those buns with my secret sauce

  2. I secrete natural creams. Would you like a massage?

  3. If you would be my secret

    I'll keep you forever

  4. Do you like secret sauce in your burger?

  5. Hey babe, I’m a traveling hippie group. Mind if i go through your secret tunnel?

  6. Is that a secret microphone hidden in your trunks to fight tax evasion, or are you just pleased to see me?

  7. I'll let you into my secret world and fulfill all of your Eurobondage fantasies. Close your eyes.

  8. I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

  9. My hypothalamus to secrete serotonin because baby, I love you!

  10. Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

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What is a Secret pickup line?

Funny secret pickup lines

Hey good looking, wanna know my secret identity?

I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

I’m the heir if Slytherin so let me into your Chamber of Secrets.

I’m a member of an exclusive secret society. Wanna be my Black Queen?

Want to be my other secret?

Babe, did you know I’m secretly part pizza?
Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure

Are you Wai Shi Tong because I’d like to search your secret library.

Girl are you a top secret military base for testing aircraft which is often associated with the number 51?

Cuz i wanna raid you

If I was a superhero with a secret identity I'd let you know my secret identity.

If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?

I want you more than Plankton wants the secret formula!

Ma'am, are you a secret agent?

Because I could see you giving me a number and taking away my name.

Are you a hufflepuff, gryffindor or raven claw?

Hopefully I’ll be slyther-in your chamber of secrets later.

Are you the chamber of secrets?

Cause I want to slyther-in side you

- Day 105

I won't tell anyone how you like to frack...its a proprietary trade secret.

Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?

Hey , are you my cloud server cause I wanna upload my secrets and download you all the time


Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.

You know what Victoria’s Secret was?

Your phone number

I'll show you the secret service.

Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them.
“Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!”
“You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!”
Change them up a little. For example:
“You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.”

If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery

Good luck boys!

Are you Hermoine Granger

Cause I want to show you my chamber of secrets

Hey girl. Are you my secret Santa?

Because I want to give it to you but I don't want to know your name.

Hey girl, are you from Harry Potter

Cuz I wanna Slytherin your chamber of secrets. ;)