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Top 50 Protection Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Protection chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. My giants will protect you baby.

  2. Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

  3. I have a Ring of Protection on me, care to try it?

  4. Let me be your ribcage so I can protect your heart.

  5. I'm an Assgardian, do you require protection?

  6. I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.

  7. Fencers are great at using proper protection.

  8. I swore on my parents' grave to protect the innocent. Take off your bra.

  9. Girl you must be an angel, because I want to get into a giant mech suit and fight you to the death to protect Earth.

  10. Dont worry baby! I got blessing of Protection!

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Funny protection pickup lines

I have protection. I brought my angel blade.

Can I have your phone number so I can protect your digits from the cold?

Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

I usually use protection, but will make an exception.

Don't worry, we don't need more protection, our's is world class.

Let's play Doctor and Nurse

And do it without proper protection.

It's recommended that I protect your exposed skin.

You’d better go to the armour shop, because we're gonna need some protection.

Let’s do it like they do it in Libya. No protection required.

Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?

I'll protect you... and my suit will protect you from sexually transmitted infections!

Is your heart a castle?

I wanna protect it like a knight.

Girl are you a construction worker?

Because you'd need some ear protection when I'm drilling you

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.

Are you a girl?

Cuz I would like to have sexual intercourse and love and protect you, I also accept other sexualities. But I am straight.

Do you like paintings?

Bcause i don't put the D in raw. I use protection. Shit's wild out here.

Are you a 1500W/750W Cermanic Space Jeater with Overheat Protection & Tip-Over Protection, Portable Heater with Thermostat Conteol for Office and Home?

Cause damn your hot

Are you Bombsite B?

Cause I’m about to rush in with no protection

I have all sorts of protection

I believe in riding with protection. (looking at a helmet)

I believe in riding with protection. [point to helmet]

That's the problem with climbing safe! You try to use protection, but you just end up with krabs.

My mission is to protect you.

Here, this will help protect you against my inflation.