Top 50 Showing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Showing chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners

   In other words hey, how you doing?

2. I’d show you my world...

   But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror

3. You must be a high test score...

   Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

4. When evolution made you, it was just showing off.

5. Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

6. How about we go to my place so i can show you my Longshot.

7. Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

8. Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

9. Do you want me to show to you a delegated act?

10. I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

Funny showing pickup lines

How about you join my party and I'll show you my long barrel?

Come over here and I'll show you my Big Bang Attack.

I don't like to show off but...I can stretch my entire body. My ENTIRE body.

I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.

Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?

Hey baby, how bout i teach you the Sn2 mechanism and show you a backside attack?

Let me show you how two digits can make a difference.

Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.

If you show me your carbon footprint I'll show you mine.

Girl I'll show you a Hardpoint.

Want me to show you why the call me "hump back"?

If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.

I'll show you my cirque if you show me your hanging valley.

How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a great night. Meowth, that’s right.

I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.

Will you show me your portal to Subrosia?

I'm Final and I'll show you a Fantasy.

I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

Let me show you my big bang theory.

I would love to show you my stimulus package.

I'm Batman and let me show you my thing thats in my cave, my BIG...BLACK...Batmobile.

Damn girl, when you gonna show me that Point of Entry?

Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...

Thieve's Guild Cis-turn around and show me what you got.