Top 50 Showing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Showing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a meme?

   Because I'd like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do

2. Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners

   In other words hey, how you doing?

3. I’d show you my world...

   But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror

4. You must be a high test score...

   Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

5. Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

6. When evolution made you, it was just showing off.

7. How about we go to my place so i can show you my Longshot.

8. Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

9. Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

10. Do you want me to show to you a delegated act?

Funny showing pickup lines

L'd love to show you my world,
But I'm pretty sure you have a mirror at home.

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

How about you join my party and I'll show you my long barrel?

I don't like to show off but...I can stretch my entire body. My ENTIRE body.

I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.

Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?

Hey baby, how bout i teach you the Sn2 mechanism and show you a backside attack?

Let me show you how two digits can make a difference.

Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.

If you show me your carbon footprint I'll show you mine.

Girl I'll show you a Hardpoint.

Want me to show you why the call me "hump back"?

I'll show you my cirque if you show me your hanging valley.

How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a great night. Meowth, that’s right.

Will you show me your portal to Subrosia?

I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.

I'm Final and I'll show you a Fantasy.

I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

Let me show you my big bang theory.

I would love to show you my stimulus package.

I'm Batman and let me show you my thing thats in my cave, my BIG...BLACK...Batmobile.

Damn girl, when you gonna show me that Point of Entry?