The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Shows Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shows pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a meme?

    Because I'd like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do

  2. Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners

    In other words hey, how you doing?

  3. I’d show you my world...

    But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror

  4. You must be a high test score...

    Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

  5. When evolution made you, it was just showing off.

  6. Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

  7. How about we go to my place so i can show you my Longshot.

  8. Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

  9. Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

  10. Do you want me to show to you a delegated act?

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Funny shows pickup lines

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

How about you join my party and I'll show you my long barrel?

Come over here and I'll show you my Big Bang Attack.

I don't like to show off but...I can stretch my entire body. My ENTIRE body.

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Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?

Let me show you how two digits can make a difference.

Hey baby, how bout i teach you the Sn2 mechanism and show you a backside attack?

Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.

If you show me your carbon footprint I'll show you mine.

Girl I'll show you a Hardpoint.

Want me to show you why the call me "hump back"?

If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.

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Working Shows tinder opener

How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a great night. Meowth, that’s right.

Will you show me your portal to Subrosia?

I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.

I'm Final and I'll show you a Fantasy.

I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

Let me show you my big bang theory.

I would love to show you my stimulus package.

I'm Batman and let me show you my thing thats in my cave, my BIG...BLACK...Batmobile.

Damn girl, when you gonna show me that Point of Entry?

Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...