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Here are 80 watching pick up lines for her and flirty watching rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about watching that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your watching rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny watching pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty watching joke for a great chat response.

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  1. Are you the Imposter?

    Because my neck snapped watching you walk by...

  2. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

    But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

  3. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

    Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

  4. Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

    Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.

  5. My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any panties on.

    Or is it 10 minutes faster?

  6. Hey, are you a potato?

    Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

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Are you the LoTR?

Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

So you watch soccer?

Because you'll never walk alone

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I'll watch Carl for you.

I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.


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My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on

Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...

You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

Call me Big Brother, because I've been watching you all night.

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.


You must be my Netflix app, because I want to stay up aaaallll night watching you.

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My watch is broken

It keeps saying it’s time you came back to my place.

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Wanna watch me churn the butter?

I can take you back to my place baby but be quiet my Aunt May will be downstairs watching Jeopardy.

Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

Wanna watch the northern lights tonight?

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

Can my Direwolf watch precious?

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.


Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

I've been watching u swim around all day...

I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.

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Now watch the rise of my Cyberman.

Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

Wanna watch me swing my wood?

I'm not gonna let you die a virgin, not on my watch.

Go on, trust me, no one is watching.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?

Or were you just watching an epic Formula 1 aerial overtake?

Therapy is expensive...

I'd rather watch you smile

Watch out I just ate a big dot, now I'm coming after you.

Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch Netflix?


Wanna go back to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?

Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

Hey baby, wanna watch me deck my self.

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Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me make your clothes disappear.

I want to watch the stunning golden sunsets with the most beautiful lifeguard like you forever.

I'd love to watch the sunset from your valley.

Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert my dough inside you and watch little toasts come out.

I love how you dance as if no one’s watching.

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

Hey girl, you like bird watching?

‘Cause I like “chicken” you out

Hey, are you a toaster? Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes and watch magic happen.

Watch my pen p**... your dollar bill.


Do you want to come over and watch p**... on my mirror?

Doing something is always more fun than just watching.

I could watch you do back flips all day.

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I heard you like watching Grey's...

How about you come over later and let me explore your anatomy

Are you a Rolex watch?

Because I can't afford you, but I would love to have you.

Are you a fine bottle of merlot?

Cuz I want to watch you get old in my basement

I’d love to go watch a movie with you

But I don’t think they’d let a snack inside.

I’m not into watching sunsets...

...but I’d love to see you go down

Hey girl, are you a bad movie?
Cause I've watched you more times than I'd like to admit.

Did you know that it's impossible for you to watch live sunset?

Cuz you can't watch yourself fall asleep.

Ukw? I can watch a movie made entirely of your cute pics, maybe 50+ hours long, in one sitting without getting bored.

Do you watch basketball?

Cause I can step up N B A man for u.


Watch me babe while I beat on this pin.

So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch Netflix and cuddle, eh.

Hey, wanna watch p*rn in my mirror?

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Call me Bill Gates

Because I'll be watching you from your windows

Want to go back to my place and watch p*rn on my flat screen mirror?

Let's do it in the library with Lawrence watching over us in full approval.

Do you watch wrestling?

Cus WWE would look good together

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob grow big?

I want to lock you in a room and watch you play beach volleyball.

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

(Shadow Hunter) Watch out for my t**... Impact followed by Gate of Eruption.


Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.

In Conclusion

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