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Top 50 Watching Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Watching pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Watching conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you the Imposter?

    Because my neck snapped watching you walk by...

  2. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

    But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

  3. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

    Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

  4. Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

    Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.

  5. My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any panties on.

    Or is it 10 minutes faster?

  6. Hey, are you a potato?

    Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

  7. Are you the LoTR?

    Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

  8. I'm no mathematician but

    I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

  9. I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

    Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

  10. So you watch soccer?

    Because you'll never walk alone

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Funny watching pickup lines

I love it when you watch me baste my bird.

I'll watch Carl for you.

I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

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You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

Call me Big Brother, because I've been watching you all night.

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

You must be my Netflix app, because I want to stay up aaaallll night watching you.

I wanna watch you walk the plank...s of my bedroom floor.

Wanna watch me churn the butter?

I can take you back to my place baby but be quiet my Aunt May will be downstairs watching Jeopardy.

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Working Watching tinder opener

Wanna watch the northern lights tonight?

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

Can my Direwolf watch precious?

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.

Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

I've been watching u swim around all day...

I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.

Now watch the rise of my Cyberman.

Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?