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Top 50 Surely Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Surely pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

    But you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t

  2. Do you work on a chicken farm?

    Cause you sure do raise my cock

  3. Hey are you an artist?

    Because you sure do draw my attention ;)

  4. If God made anything more beautiful than you

    I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

  5. I’m not a landscape photographer but I’m sure you’d make any view better.

  6. Not sure if youre a waiter

    But you do be serving good looks.

  7. I’d show you my world...

    But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror

  8. You are really hot, are you a cop?

    Just making sure because if we ever hooked up, I’d finish so fast you’d have to write me a ticket.

  9. Did you grow up on a chicken farm?

    Because you sure know how to raise a cock

  10. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets

    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

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Hey are you my appendix?
Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

Are you the chicken or the egg?

Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.

Wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nevermind, pretty sure I'll lose.

A girl like you is hard to find

Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

You walked past and it didn't go off

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Excuse me did you grow up on a farm?

Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock!

Damn girl, you must be my student loans
Because my interest with you is sure on the rise!

Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!

Hey, I'm pretty sure that I'm invisible. Can you see me?


"How about tomorrow night?"

Are you a chicken farmer?

Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.

If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.

Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

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You sure meet my convergence criteria.

I'd sure like to put my lance through your A.T. Field.

Are you a Subaru?

Cuz you sure are Imprezing me!

Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

Are you sure your moth-like personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

Are you a JCB because you sure know how to dig.

I’m no Captain Marvel but you’ll sure be yelling SHAZAM!

Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?

Are you sure there are only 3 triforce pieces, cus I'm sure you have the triforce of beauty.

You must be on sale because I sure am checking you out.

As the last survivor of Krypton, I have the duty to make sure that my career doesn’t end with me.