41 Obvious Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Obvious rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about obvious, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

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A good Obvious hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

Just worked
Science is a lie...

They say the sun is the hottest thing in our universe, but obviously it's you
My love for you is more obvious than Khan's Spanish accent in Star Trek II.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you obviously landed on your face.
What color is your toothbrush?

(wait for reply (obviously))

Yeah that'll look good next to mine
Science is so fake

They say the sun is the hottest thing but obviously it's you.

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If you promise not to blue shell me I'll let you finish first 🥇

(mario kart obviously..)

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are s**....

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

Yolo, you obviously love Oreos and I do too. Go out with me.

Global warming obviously doesn't exist - YOU'RE the one heating up the place!

Hey, are your parents star seekers?

Because, obviously, they have taken all of the stars in the sky and they've put it in your eyes

Hey girl, are you Marlboro?
'cause you got me addicted to you.

>Someone might have tried it before. Idk. But this one is too obvious.

The A obviously stands for angel.

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My favorite animal is the cat

Now I don't eat cats, obviously, but I'll make an exception for the one between your legs!

Rich Cronin: Hi, my name is rich. I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.[well that one was obvious heheeh]

Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....
So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance

Sorry for stating the obvious

But you look good!

Not to make it obvious that I like you or anything

But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera

Want to know how I know we are going to have kiss tonight?

Because I’m stronger than you.

Obviously be careful with who you say this to

Thanks for coming to the gym. You give my eyes a good workout too as I struggle to keep em off you.

What I think when I see the hottie at the gym I'm crushing on and obviously will never say it to him. UGH. Today he even used an equipment right next to me - I just looked away T_T.

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Something with the name Audrey..

Can you do anything with this name? All I can think of is Audrious like obvious but that's horrendous.

I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

Are you the White House?

Because you are so much better with a black man inside of you
(Obviously this is not for white folks)

Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.

You've obviously mastered the swing block, dare to try swing-dancing with me?

Does beauty run in your family?

It obviously doesn't in yours!

A wondka gin tonic, please. "With ice?" "Obviously." "Okay then could you please step away from the bar?" "What?! Why?" "You're melting all the ice."

I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidents are obviously doing your body really good.

Those pants look nice on you. They'd look better at the end of my bed... after we developed a long, meaningful, mutually satisfying relationship. Obviously.

Sorry I'm pretty new to the game. But I'm just wondering what the W on your bib stands for.
The A obviously stands for angel.

That's a stain on my bra top, isn't obvious? (pointing to the breast)

They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth, obviously they haven't been in your arms.

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It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

It's obvious you sprouted from the good kind of soil.

Rich Cronin: Hi, my name is rich. I like girls that wear Ambercrombie and Fitch.[well that one was obvious heheeh]

While some of your assets are obviously not impaired, I'm afraid your major asset will turn out to be immaterial.

Can I buy you dinner? You obviously like strappin' on the feedbag.

Well, you're obviously an angel, so I guess your wings got amputated, huh? Did God kick you out for stealin' or something'?

Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were so dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Obvious love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Obvious chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.