If you promise not to blue shell me I'll let you finish first 🥇

(mario kart obviously..)

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are s**....

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

"Are we talking about Netflix and chill because, darling, you're the only series I'd binge-watch all Sunday long."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. But hey, no need to thank me for stating the obvious!"

"Are you Genshin Impact? Because every time you update, I find myself more attracted to you."

Cool as a cucumber over here! 🥒 But not as cool as you, obviously. What's your secret?

"It's obvious you have high standards, but I promise, my love for you would exceed your expectations."

"You're obviously into fitness. How about we break a sweat with some interesting conversation?"

Yolo, you obviously love Oreos and I do too. Go out with me.

"Well, a girl like you: intriguing, beautiful, and obviously sharp. You're the type of mystery I wouldn't mind solving."

"You're obviously the queen of everything, how about helping me rule the kingdom of romance?"

"Well, if I knew my words had the power to create such a colorful palette on your face, I’d have spoken sooner!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause you've obviously mastered the art of landing gracefully!"

"Oh, I see you're quite the charmer. Tell me something that's not so obvious about yourself."

"Are you my co-op partner in Genshin Impact? Because we've got some serious chemistry that's worth more than Primogems."

"Ever had your feet compared to a masterpiece? Because they're obviously the perfect model for a Botticelli painting."

"Whatever I say, huh? Well, let's start with the obvious: your beauty is rivalling the sunset on my best vacation."

Are you a GPS? Because you're pointing out the obvious - he's already on his way!

"Are you a roadmap? Because I just got lost in your eyes and I need directions... to your heart, obviously!"

"Your Sunday routine sounds delicious, but what if I told you, I could be the dessert you've been craving?"

Global warming obviously doesn't exist - YOU'RE the one heating up the place!

"Isn't it obvious? I'm just trying to butter up the most beautiful bread slice in this entire bakery!"

"Oh come on, Kaylee, don't hide that blush! It's like watching a sunrise... but on a face!"

"Is your body from a gym? Because it's obviously been finely sculpted to perfection."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the K-pop charts? Because you're obviously a number one hit in my heart!"

A Wonka gin tonic, please. 'With ice?' 'Obviously.' 'Okay then could you please step away from the bar?' 'What?! Why?' 'You're melting all the ice.'

"Together we could form an unbeatable team, like cookies and cream - but obviously, sweeter."

It's all in the way you express yourself - your kindness shines through. And trust me, it's pretty obvious!

Hey, are your parents star seekers?

Because, obviously, they have taken all of the stars in the sky and they've put it in your eyes

"Your beauty is obvious but your silence intriguing, could I maybe share a conversation with you?"

Did you call for a delivery? Because I'm here with your order of "obvious" - he's coming!

"I promise not to play dumb, especially when it's obvious how incredibly intelligent and captivating you are."

"Seeing you receive all these subs, it's obvious I'm not the only one captivated by your charm."

"Is it obvious that I'm mesmerized by your wit and beauty, or do you need me to explain it over coffee?"

Hey girl, are you Marlboro?

'cause you got me addicted to you.

>Someone might have tried it before. Idk. But this one is too obvious.

Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....

So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance

My favorite animal is the cat

Now I don't eat cats, obviously, but I'll make an exception for the one between your legs!

The A obviously stands for angel.

Rich Cronin: Hi, my name is rich. I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.[well that one was obvious heheeh]

Thanks for coming to the gym. You give my eyes a good workout too as I struggle to keep em off you.

What I think when I see the hottie at the gym I'm crushing on and obviously will never say it to him. UGH. Today he even used an equipment right next to me - I just looked away T_T.

Something with the name Audrey..

Can you do anything with this name? All I can think of is Audrious like obvious but that's horrendous.

Don't worry dear, I won't judge you. I'm obviously not a Judge, I'm a lawyer.

Are you the White House?

Because you are so much better with a black man inside of you
(Obviously this is not for white folks)

I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

Not to make it obvious that I like you or anything

But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera

Want to know how I know we are going to have kiss tonight?

Because I’m stronger than you.


Obviously be careful with who you say this to

It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

Rich Cronin: Hi, my name is rich. I like girls that wear Ambercrombie and Fitch.[well that one was obvious heheeh]

While some of your assets are obviously not impaired, I'm afraid your major asset will turn out to be immaterial.

Can I buy you dinner? You obviously like strappin' on the feedbag.

Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were so dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.

Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.

You've obviously mastered the swing block, dare to try swing-dancing with me?

Does beauty run in your family?

It obviously doesn't in yours!

A wondka gin tonic, please. "With ice?" "Obviously." "Okay then could you please step away from the bar?" "What?! Why?" "You're melting all the ice."

I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidents are obviously doing your body really good.

Those pants look nice on you. They'd look better at the end of my bed... after we developed a long, meaningful, mutually satisfying relationship. Obviously.

Sorry I'm pretty new to the game. But I'm just wondering what the W on your bib stands for.
The A obviously stands for angel.

That's a stain on my bra top, isn't obvious? (pointing to the breast)

They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth, obviously they haven't been in your arms.

It's obvious you sprouted from the good kind of soil.