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Top 37 obvious Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Obvious chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

    Just worked

  2. My love for you is more obvious than Khan's Spanish accent in Star Trek II.

  3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.

  4. Are you a murderer?

    If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
    And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.

    Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
    'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
    Try others as well...

  5. Inspired by a gym conversation

    So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.

    One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”

    And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

    One of the guys says

  6. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, so let me shoot a load on you?

    Credit to Michael Scott for the first part, obviously.

  7. Hey girl, are you Marlboro?

    'cause you got me addicted to you.

    >Someone might have tried it before. Idk. But this one is too obvious.

  8. My favorite animal is the cat

    Now I don't eat cats, obviously, but I'll make an exception for the one between your legs!

  9. Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....

    So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance

  10. Sorry for stating the obvious

    But you look good!

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That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.
I drink.
It’s enjoyable.
I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit.

But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye.

I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice.

One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about.

A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different.

So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time.

Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say “hey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't.

After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that."

My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again.

Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me".

That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip".

She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride.

The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption?

I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.

Something with the name Audrey..

Can you do anything with this name? All I can think of is Audrious like obvious but that's horrendous.

Want to know how I know we are going to have sex tonight?

Because I’m stronger than you.


Obviously be careful with who you say this to

Thanks for coming to the gym. You give my eyes a good workout too as I struggle to keep em off you.

What I think when I see the hottie at the gym I'm crushing on and obviously will never say it to him. UGH. Today he even used an equipment right next to me - I just looked away T_T.

Not to make it obvious that I like you or anything

But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera

I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

Will you be my Mary-Jane?
I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...

She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...

The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.

So here we are…

**Are you watching closely?**


**Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**

**The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**

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![img](2vus4xmt7bd41 "Tom Holland (a man)")

**He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**

**But of course... it probably isn't.**

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![img](hseboifu7bd41 "You bet it isn't")

**The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**

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![img](ye893jxv7bd41 "Ordinary something")

**and makes it do something extraordinary.**

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![img](hds0sgp08bd41 "Extraordinary...")

**Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**

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![img](utij7pp28bd41 "She was upset")

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**But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**

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![img](exur86d68bd41 "He doesn't' feel too good")

**isn't enough;**

**you have to bring it back.**

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![img](rxlw9yke8bd41 "Thanks, Gradient")

**That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**

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**I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**

If we were to have sex, what would the Phoebe?

(for women named Phoebe obviously)

Are you the White House?

Because you are so much better with a black man inside of you
(Obviously this is not for white folks)

Don't worry dear, I won't judge you. I'm obviously not a Judge, I'm a lawyer.

Rich Cronin: Hi, my name is rich. I like girls that wear Ambercrombie and Fitch.[well that one was obvious heheeh]

They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth, obviously they haven't been in your arms.

Well, this is a very stupid question and, particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, erm, er, I mean, obviously not because I guess I've only slept with nine people, b-but I just wondered, er, I really feel, um, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, er, in the words of David Cassidy in fact, er - while he was still with the Partridge family, um, I think I love you, and, er, I just wondered if by any chance you wouldn't like to, er, er, no, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not...excellent, excellent, fantastic, um, I was going to say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb...better get on.

While some of your assets are obviously not impaired, I'm afraid your major asset will turn out to be immaterial.

Can I buy you dinner? You obviously like strappin' on the feedbag.

Well, you're obviously an angel, so I guess your wings got amputated, huh? Did God kick you out for stealin' or something'?

Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were so dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.

Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.

You've obviously mastered the swing block, dare to try swing-dancing with me?

Does beauty run in your family?

It obviously doesn't in yours!

A wondka gin tonic, please. "With ice?" "Obviously." "Okay then could you please step away from the bar?" "What?! Why?" "You're melting all the ice."

I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidents are obviously doing your body really good.

Those pants look nice on you. They'd look better at the end of my bed... after we developed a long, meaningful, mutually satisfying relationship. Obviously.

Sorry I'm pretty new to the game. But I'm just wondering what the W on your bib stands for.
The A obviously stands for angel.

It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.