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Top 35 Obvious Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Obvious chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

    Just worked

  2. My love for you is more obvious than Khan's Spanish accent in Star Trek II.

  3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.

  4. Are you a murderer?

    If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
    And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.

    Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
    'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
    Try others as well...

  5. Inspired by a gym conversation

    So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.

    One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”

    And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

    One of the guys says

  6. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, so let me shoot a load on you?

    Credit to Michael Scott for the first part, obviously.

  7. Hey girl, are you Marlboro?

    'cause you got me addicted to you.

    >Someone might have tried it before. Idk. But this one is too obvious.

  8. Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....

    So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance

  9. My favorite animal is the cat

    Now I don't eat cats, obviously, but I'll make an exception for the one between your legs!

  10. Sorry for stating the obvious

    But you look good!

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Something with the name Audrey..
Can you do anything with this name? All I can think of is Audrious like obvious but that's horrendous.

Want to know how I know we are going to have sex tonight?

Because I’m stronger than you.


Obviously be careful with who you say this to

Thanks for coming to the gym. You give my eyes a good workout too as I struggle to keep em off you.

What I think when I see the hottie at the gym I'm crushing on and obviously will never say it to him. UGH. Today he even used an equipment right next to me - I just looked away T_T.

Not to make it obvious that I like you or anything

But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera

I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

If we were to have sex, what would the Phoebe?

(for women named Phoebe obviously)

Are you the White House?
Because you are so much better with a black man inside of you
(Obviously this is not for white folks)

Don't worry dear, I won't judge you. I'm obviously not a Judge, I'm a lawyer.

Rich Cronin: Hi, my name is rich. I like girls that wear Ambercrombie and Fitch.[well that one was obvious heheeh]

They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth, obviously they haven't been in your arms.

Well, this is a very stupid question and, particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, erm, er, I mean, obviously not because I guess I've only slept with nine people, b-but I just wondered, er, I really feel, um, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, er, in the words of David Cassidy in fact, er - while he was still with the Partridge family, um, I think I love you, and, er, I just wondered if by any chance you wouldn't like to, er, er, no, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not...excellent, excellent, fantastic, um, I was going to say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb...better get on.

While some of your assets are obviously not impaired, I'm afraid your major asset will turn out to be immaterial.

Can I buy you dinner? You obviously like strappin' on the feedbag.

Well, you're obviously an angel, so I guess your wings got amputated, huh? Did God kick you out for stealin' or something'?

Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were so dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.

Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.

You've obviously mastered the swing block, dare to try swing-dancing with me?

Does beauty run in your family?

It obviously doesn't in yours!

A wondka gin tonic, please. "With ice?" "Obviously." "Okay then could you please step away from the bar?" "What?! Why?" "You're melting all the ice."

I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidents are obviously doing your body really good.

Those pants look nice on you. They'd look better at the end of my bed... after we developed a long, meaningful, mutually satisfying relationship. Obviously.

Sorry I'm pretty new to the game. But I'm just wondering what the W on your bib stands for.
The A obviously stands for angel.

It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

That's a stain on my bra top, isn't obvious? (pointing to the breast)

It's obvious you sprouted from the good kind of soil.