Top 50 Easy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Easy chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. How do you like your eggs?

   Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

2. Are you in the Kelvin scale? Because you are an easy 283.

3. I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

4. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

5. Girl, are you Garamond? Because you are easy on the eyes.

6. Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.

7. (One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

8. We can do this the hard way or the easy way, or both! I'll be hard, you be easy.

9. Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

10. Did you know my legs are like peanut butter?

    Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

Funny easy pickup lines

I'm easy. Are you?

Are you Garamond? Because you are easy on the eyes.

Im not good with words

But you and me are easy to put together

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?

The best part about being this tall is that it is easy to see cute girls like you in a crowd.

You remind me of good drugs

Because of how easy it is for me to get addicted to you

Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?
How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls?

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When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women.

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When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that.

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They cannot slow down and let go of that tension.

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One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness).

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Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up.

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Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control.

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For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction.

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The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction.

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I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her.

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You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it.

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Also,

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I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame.

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Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right?

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NO!

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There is an ultimate one

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THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME!

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Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win.

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You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself.

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There is another way of perceiving this.

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Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team.

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From this place there is NO FRAME battle.

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There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against.

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If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you.

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Interactions become easy and effortless.

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You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself.

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In summary:

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Learn to relax, talk slower.

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Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control.

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Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward.

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See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE.

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DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST!

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Hope it was helpful

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See you on the next one 🤫

I don’t know how to say your last name

but once it’s mine, it’ll be easy

Are you a Sherman easy eight?

Because I want you to penetrate me from behind with your 76mm

Its easy to solve a jigsaw puzzle with you

Coz when I'm with you, all the pieces seem to fit

R u an iPhone?

Cause you’re smart, fun to play with and easy to turn on

A literal angel would not be an easy target. How would you flirt with Cas?

Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there

Do you like your men like your scotch?

Strong, straight, and goes down easy? Not to mention smooth.

I like my women like I like my oscilloscopes, easy to read and expensive.

Baby, are you the Covid virus?

Are you 19 and easy to spread?

What do you and Area 51 have in common?

Everyone thinks itll be easy to get inside of you and once they do, they'd pretend they knew what they were doing.

I bet your like a scram

Fast, dirty and easy to ride.

Pickup Line containing "easy"

Hello Redditors!

I need a pickup line which contains the word easy - no restricitons about how had or good it is. Can you help me?
Thanks!

You look too easy, so I'm just gonna have to attack you.

Are you the sun? Cause you light up my world.

Go easy on me

How do you like your eggs in the morning

Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?

WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

Are you a politocian

Because you are hard to get but easy to buy

Do you like cheese?

Because I'm an easi single