Top 50 Easy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Easy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Easy conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. How do you like your eggs?

   Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

2. Math is easy

   Add the bed, subtract the clothes, and hope we don't multiply.

3. Are you in the Kelvin scale? Because you are an easy 283.

4. I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

5. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

6. Girl, are you Garamond? Because you are easy on the eyes.

7. Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.

8. (One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

9. We can do this the hard way or the easy way, or both! I'll be hard, you be easy.

10. You remind me peanut butter, because you are smooth, creamy anddd easy to spread... ;)

Funny easy pickup lines

Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

Did you know my legs are like peanut butter?

Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

I'm easy. Are you?

Are you Garamond? Because you are easy on the eyes.

Im not good with words

But you and me are easy to put together

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?

The best part about being this tall is that it is easy to see cute girls like you in a crowd.

Roses are red, you came into my life with no warning

But now that you’re around, it’s always been easy like Sunday morning

You remind me of good drugs

Because of how easy it is for me to get addicted to you

I don’t know how to say your last name

but once it’s mine, it’ll be easy

A literal angel would not be an easy target. How would you flirt with Cas?

Its easy to solve a jigsaw puzzle with you

Coz when I'm with you, all the pieces seem to fit

Easy one : if u were a balloon, I would fill u up (don't use you'll get blocked)

R u an iPhone?

Cause you’re smart, fun to play with and easy to turn on

You remind me of peanut butter

Cuz you're smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

Girl, you must be a spare tire

Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy

You know, both of us are like new tvs.

It would be easy for us to hook up. :)

Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there

Does your dad make baby shampoo?

Because you're easy on the eyes

Do you like your men like your scotch?

Strong, straight, and goes down easy? Not to mention smooth.

I like my women like I like my oscilloscopes, easy to read and expensive.

What do you and Area 51 have in common?

Everyone thinks itll be easy to get inside of you and once they do, they'd pretend they knew what they were doing.

Baby, are you the Covid virus?

Are you 19 and easy to spread?