Top 50 Softly Pick Up lines

Are you a toaster?

Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick

- Day 96

I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.

Are you a Doughnut?

Because your soft, sweet, curvy........


And pretty soon you'll be a combination of glazed and cream filled

You remind me of Build-A-Bear

You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

Damn baby, you're so soft down there, feels like rabbit skin

You are like a pumpkin, you're hard on the outside and soft on the inside.

What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

Girl, grab the banana before it gets soft.

My chips are so hard for you right now. Or you can get them soft after you lick them.

I like my boba like I like my women, hot and soft.

Xialing: Did America make you soft?

Girl, are you dry cereal? Let me make you soft and wet.

Babe, I'll make you feel like diarrhea, you will keep on coming until your legs get soft.

Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give 'em a little squeeze?

I dont like sand

It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

Dayum...One Look at you, chica,

and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

It's only micro when its soft.

Are you a furnace?

Because you make me go from soft ore, to hard metal

Are you hot water

Because you make my noodle soft

Anti pickup line

One things for certain your a woman of refined class with lips as soft as wild grass, add a sprinkle of sass and a..

Dam fine cracking ass

Are you a guy?

Cause I might be going soft for you

I wanna punch you in the face

Softly with my lips

How do you like your eggs?

Soft, hard or fertilised?

I can do all three;)

So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

Hey girl are you Bill Gates?

Cause you make my micro soft

Are you a word document,

Because you are making my micro soft

Are you an open fracture?

‘Cause I can feel you penetrating my soft tissue.

To really cultivate the land, you have to go soft and slow.

Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Firm bottom, soft inside, and covered in spice

Hey girl, call me a pigeon cause

I'm trying to drop something soft, white, and wet on your head later

They call me Sweet Baby Ray cuz I like to s**... barbecue sauce off toes

And then you just softly hiss at them until you get their number trust me it works every time

Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.

Are you bill gates? Because whenever I look at you my micro ain’t soft anymore

If that makes sense probably not

I'm gonna

I'm gonna punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you

Are you a concrete layer person?

Because you sure know how to make something that was once soft, hard.

I am going to punch you in the mouth

With my own mouth softly because I like you

I don't like sand.

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.