Top 50 Softly Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Softly pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

   I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out
   
   i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first
   
   *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars
   
   Me: Can you yawn for me?
   Her:(yawns)
   Me: yeah it'll fit
   
   Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight
   
   Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y
   
   Me:
   *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
   her "what is it?"
   me " your standards hi my name is Noah”
   
   I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet
   
   *if she says she’s on her period*
   A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
   Or
   I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce
   
   Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor
   
   Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex
   
   Roses are okay
   violets are fine
   And so are you
   So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9
   
   Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
   
   Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap
   
   One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?
   
   Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?
   
   Let’s role play
   You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you
   
   wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I
   
   *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets
   
   
   Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose
   
   The foot ball one
   
   *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot
   
   Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts
   
   You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile
   
   *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now
   
   I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not
   
   *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house
   
   I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities
   
   Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

2. Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

3. My cock isn't hard, the world is just soft.

4. I'm no weather man but

   You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

5. You have lovely, soft eyes.

   Does the world look any better to you?

6. Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.

7. I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.

8. Damn girl are you the Red Bull pit crew?

   Because you change me from softs to hard in 1.8 seconds

9. I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.

10. Are you a toaster?

    Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick
    
    - Day 96

Funny softly pickup lines

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster
Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me

I think its funny but probably to sexual
What do you think?

Are you a Doughnut?

Because your soft, sweet, curvy........


And pretty soon you'll be a combination of glazed and cream filled

What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give 'em a little squeeze?

Dayum...One Look at you, chica,

and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

It's only micro when its soft.

Are you a furnace?

Because you make me go from soft ore, to hard metal

Are you hot water

Because you make my noodle soft

Anti pickup line

Are you a guy?

Cause I might be going soft for you

I wanna punch you in the face

Softly with my lips

So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

How do you like your eggs?

Soft, hard or fertilised?

I can do all three;)

Did you just sit in a pile of shit?

Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

Damn those spreadsheets look soft as hell

Would you like to try them with me?

Are you a word document,

Because you are making my micro soft

Are you an open fracture?

‘Cause I can feel you penetrating my soft tissue.

You like taquitos?

Cuz i can be soft and hard

Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Firm bottom, soft inside, and covered in spice

Are you bill gates? Because whenever I look at you my micro ain’t soft anymore

If that makes sense probably not

They call me Sweet Baby Ray cuz I like to suck barbecue sauce off toes

And then you just softly hiss at them until you get their number trust me it works every time

Hey girl, call me a pigeon cause

I'm trying to drop something soft, white, and wet on your head later

I'm gonna

I'm gonna punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you

Are you a concrete layer person?

Because you sure know how to make something that was once soft, hard.