Top 50 Softly Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Softly pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Softly conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you an F1 pitstop?

   Because you can get me from soft to hard in less than 2 seconds

2. Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

3. I'm no weather man but

   You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

4. You have lovely, soft eyes.

   Does the world look any better to you?

5. Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.

6. I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.

7. Are you a toaster?

   Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick
   
   - Day 96

8. I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.

9. You remind me of Build-A-Bear

   You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.

10. Are you a Doughnut?

    Because your soft, sweet, curvy........
    
    
    And pretty soon you'll be a combination of glazed and cream filled

Funny softly pickup lines

What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?
You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give 'em a little squeeze?

I dont like sand

It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

Dayum...One Look at you, chica,

and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

Are you a furnace?

Because you make me go from soft ore, to hard metal

Are you hot water
Because you make my noodle soft

Anti pickup line

Are you a guy?

Cause I might be going soft for you

I wanna punch you in the face

Softly with my lips

How do you like your eggs?

Soft, hard or fertilised?

I can do all three;)

So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

Hey girl are you Bill Gates?

Cause you make my micro soft

Are you a word document,

Because you are making my micro soft

You like taquitos?

Cuz i can be soft and hard

Are you a concrete layer person?

Because you sure know how to make something that was once soft, hard.

I am going to punch you in the mouth

With my own mouth softly because I like you

I don't like sand.

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

To really cultivate the land, you have to go soft and slow.

Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Firm bottom, soft inside, and covered in spice

Are you bill gates? Because whenever I look at you my micro ain’t soft anymore

If that makes sense probably not

Hey girl, call me a pigeon cause

I'm trying to drop something soft, white, and wet on your head later

They call me Sweet Baby Ray cuz I like to suck barbecue sauce off toes

And then you just softly hiss at them until you get their number trust me it works every time

Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.

I'm gonna

I'm gonna punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you