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Top 50 Softly Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Softly pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

  2. My cock isn't hard, the world is just soft.

  3. I'm no weather man but

    You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

  4. You have lovely, soft eyes. Does the world look any better to you?

  5. Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.

  6. I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.

  7. I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.

  8. Are you a toaster?

    Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick

    - Day 96

  9. You know you remind me a lot of a toaster

    Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me

    I think its funny but probably to sexual
    What do you think?

  10. What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

    You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

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Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give 'em a little squeeze?

I dont like sand

It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

It's only micro when its soft.

Are you a furnace?

Because you make me go from soft ore, to hard metal

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Are you a guy?

Cause I might be going soft for you

I wanna punch you in the face
Softly with my lips

How do you like your eggs?

Soft, hard or fertilised?

I can do all three;)

So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

Hey girl are you Bill Gates?

Cause you make my micro soft

Did you just sit in a pile of shit?

Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

Damn those spreadsheets look soft as hell

Would you like to try them with me?

Are you a word document,

Because you are making my micro soft

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You like taquitos?

Cuz i can be soft and hard

Are you bill gates? Because whenever I look at you my micro ain’t soft anymore

If that makes sense probably not

To really cultivate the land, you have to go soft and slow.

Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.

I'm gonna

I'm gonna punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you

They call me Sweet Baby Ray cuz I like to suck barbecue sauce off toes

And then you just softly hiss at them until you get their number trust me it works every time

Hey girl, call me a pigeon cause

I'm trying to drop something soft, white, and wet on your head later

Are you a concrete layer person?

Because you sure know how to make something that was once soft, hard.

I am going to punch you in the mouth

With my own mouth softly because I like you

I don't like sand.

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Firm bottom, soft inside, and covered in spice