Top 50 Softly Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Softly pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Softly tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you an F1 pitstop?
Because you can get me from soft to hard in less than 2 seconds
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Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
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I'm no weather man but
You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.
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You have lovely, soft eyes.
Does the world look any better to you?
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Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.
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I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
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Are you a toaster?
Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick
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I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.
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Are you a Doughnut?
Because your soft, sweet, curvy........
And pretty soon you'll be a combination of glazed and cream filled -
You remind me of Build-A-Bear
You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.
Working softly pickup lines
Babe, you are so hot, you made my soft dough into a tough cookie.
You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.
Girl, you are so hot you turn my soft sausage into crisp bacon.
Damn baby, you're so soft down there, feels like rabbit skin
What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?
You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.
Girl are you an avocado? Because I'm gonna get the nut from your soft insides.
Girl, grab the banana before it gets soft.
My chips are so hard for you right now. Or you can get them soft after you lick them.
I like my boba like I like my women, hot and soft.
Girl, you are so hot you made my soft taco hard.
Xialing: Did America make you soft?
Girl, are you dry cereal? Let me make you soft and wet.
Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give 'em a little squeeze?
I dont like sand
It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.
On the flip side, your clothes look so cuddily and soft that we should cuddle.
Dayum...One Look at you, chica,
and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
It's only micro when its soft.
Are you a furnace?
Because you make me go from soft ore, to hard metal
Are you hot water
Because you make my noodle soft
Anti pickup line
One things for certain your a woman of refined class with lips as soft as wild grass, add a sprinkle of sass and a..
Dam fine cracking ass
Are you a guy?
Cause I might be going soft for you
I wanna punch you in the face
Softly with my lips
How do you like your eggs?
Soft, hard or fertilised?
I can do all three;)
