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Top 34 Gentleman Pick Up lines

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  1. My dick is a gentleman

    It stands up so you can sit down

  2. My dick is such a gentleman

    It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit

  3. My mom raised a gentleman

    But you lady, you raise my *penis*

  4. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  5. Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

  6. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

  7. I would like to get to know you more. Do you mind of we grab a coffee and chat for a while?

  8. May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?

  9. Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

  10. You, my dear, are the very reason men fall in love.

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Bae,please be my tie . Because im gonna be a suit . And you look beautiful when you on me.

Let me know if you need any help getting out of that corset my dear.

Hey, I can tie a double Windsor.

I can tell the difference between Merlot & Shiraz.

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I see your morbid fascination tingles my spine, you should date me.

Hey, girl, did you practice karate?

Cause it really looks like your practice has paid off. Good form.

Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.

Good day ma'am, may I show you my fountain pen?

Kissing is the language of love, care for a conversation?

Do you mind if I share the rest of my life with you?

Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

I like my women like I like my eggs, always there to brighten up my morning.

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I come in peace.

What I mean to say is I CUM in YOUR piece...of ASS.

Just kidding, I'll use a condom. I'm a gentleman.



Hey baby, I’m a gentleman.

Ill fuck you in the ass and stay the night

My pp is such a gentleman...

It stands up so you have somewhere to sit down 🤪

- Day 31

Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment?

Woman: Sure :), you're such a gentleman :).

Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you're a**?

I can be a gentleman (gentleman), anything you want/ If I was your boyfriend (boyfriend), I'd never let you go, never let you go.

Miss Taro: "What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?"
James Bond: "You should say yes."

With great power comes great responsibility. That is why I choose not to Marilyn Monroe your skirt. I’m a gentleman. (Leaf Blower)

Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?

Remember 'An Officer and a Gentleman'? I'm neither, baby.

(for the gentleman)God said it is not good for man to be alone. So how about it?