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Top 50 The Hobbit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth The Hobbit chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

  2. Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

  3. You are so hot, that

    Two hobbits just came around and put a ring in you.

  4. I want you in my hobbit hole.

  5. My feet are bigger than Bilbo’s… and you know what they say about big feet.

  6. A wizard is never premature. He finishes precisely when he means to.

  7. Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.

  8. Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.

  9. Are you the Ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you.

  10. Baby, I'll make you scream like the Nazgul.

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Beard can be red; A blade can glow blue; There is only one precious, and that must be you.

Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?

Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc porn again.

Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?

Elen sila lumenn’ omentielvo. (“A star shines on the hour of our meeting”)

Every teenage hobbit girl has been to Fuckleberry Ferry a few times.

Excuse me, but are you Arwen? You are so beautiful that I think I have entered a dream.

Gimli a piece of that!

Girl, you're like a Balrog - smokin' hot!

Girl, you’re glowing. Are there orcs nearby or are you just glad to see me?

Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?

I can lighten your burden

I don’t know you half as well as I should like, but I like all of what I see.

I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby!

I gave her my sword. And my bow. And my axe.

I last longer than Boromir.

I love you more than Sauron loves power.

I may be a fool. But I'm a fool in love with you.

I may look really short, but that’s only CGI.

I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face al lthe ages of this world alone.

I'd like to have an Inn at your prancing pony.

I'll put a ring on it!

I'll take your Hobbit to my Isengard.