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Top 22 Thor Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thor pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'll bang you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.

  2. They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer, well you are the only one who can have my heart.

  3. Girl, u wanna go to my place and see my Thor's Hammer?

  4. Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...

  5. They don't call me the Mighty Thor for no reason.

  6. Ironman is red. Thor's hair is gold. Get on your knees and do as you're told.

  7. Girl, you deserve a throne. In the shape of my face. (Thor)

  8. I'm the best swinger in town! (Thor)

  9. Did you know lightning is 5000 times hotter than the sun? (Thor)

  10. I'm a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

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Funny thor pickup lines

I don't need to summon thunder to light you up! (Thor)

I’m not Thor, but I can be your ass guardian.

Let me protecc that booty

I may be a god, but you're a full-on goddess. (Thor)

Are you Thor's sister,

Coz you're hela fine

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Have you ever seen the Avengers? Well I'd like to introduce you to Thor's hammer. (Thor)

I don’t want to make the same mistake as Thor
Let’s go for head

Are you Thor?

Are you Thor? Because your the only one who can lift my Mjölnir.

Damn girl, are you Thor's sister?

Cause you've got a Hela of a body

Are you Thor?

Because you are worthy of raising up my hammer.

Are you Thursday? Because I am love-stroke by your thunder. (Thor)

I'm gonna do you so hard you'll be Thor the next day.