24 Thor Pick Up lines And Rizz

Get your hammer ready and pick up chicks with clever Thor related pick up lines. Use these pick up lines to help you capture the heart of any Thor fans. Please note that some pick up lines may be slightly cheesy and dirty. Enjoy and have fun with these!

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I'll kiss you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.
They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer, well you are the only one who can have my heart.
Girl, u wanna go to my place and see my Thor's Hammer?
Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...
They don't call me the Mighty Thor for no reason.
Ironman is red. Thor's hair is gold. Get on your knees and do as you're told.

Here are 24 thor pick up lines for her and flirty thor rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your thor rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny thor pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty thor joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute thor pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about thor are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Girl, you deserve a throne. In the shape of my face. (Thor)

I'm the best swinger in town! (Thor)

I'm a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

Did you know lightning is 5000 times hotter than the sun? (Thor)

I’m not Thor, but I can be your kiss guardian.

Let me protecc that booty

I may be a god, but you're a full-on goddess. (Thor)

Iron man is red, Thor's hair is gold. Get on up your knees and do it as you are told.

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Cheesy thor Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you Thor's sister,

Coz you're hela fine

Did it hurt? When you fell out of Asgard? Cause you're a goddess! (Thor)

"Your poem was a shocker, as if hit by Thor's hammer. But hey, it's better than the script of Batman vs. Superman!"

Have you ever seen the Avengers? Well I'd like to introduce you to Thor's hammer. (Thor)

I don’t want to make the same mistake as Thor

Let’s go for head

Are you Thor?

Are you Thor? Because your the only one who can lift my Mjölnir.

Are you Thor?

Because you are worthy of raising up my hammer.

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Funny thor Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Thor conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

I'm gonna do you so hard you'll be Thor the next day.

Are you Thursday? Because I am love-s**... by your thunder. (Thor)

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Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Thor love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Thor openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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