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Top 42 Asgard Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Asgard pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Asgard conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

  2. I'll kiss you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.

  3. Did you fart? Because I just felt the thunder.

  4. I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

  5. I know I said "this mortal form has grown weak", but you can go rough on me baby.

  6. Are you from Asgard? Cos you don't like you're from this world, (midgard).

  7. I shall electrify you with my good looks and charm, fair lady.

  8. I'm an Assgardian, do you require protection?

  9. Come with me and I'll make u see Valhalla.

  10. Thunder isn’t the only thing that will make you quake.

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You have a nice Asgard.

They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer, well you are the only one who can have my heart.

Is that Mjolnir in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.

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Girl, u wanna go to my place and see my Thor's Hammer?

One time with my Mjolnir and you'll never look at lightning the same way.

Mjolnir isn't the only hard thing I own.

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Hey girl, you're the most aTHORable girl I've ever met.

I may be Odin All-Father, but for you, I’ll be Odin All-Lover.

Wanna see my hammer?

Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...

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Are you bifrost? Because i feel sad if u give me the cold shoulder...

Its powerful and godly, but I’m not talking about Mjolnir.

You've been naughty. I might have to cast you out...of my bed.

Hey baby this hammer isn't the only massive tool I've got.

Not that this makes a difference, but I AM heir to the throne of Asgaard.

My Mjolnir is quite powerful, would you like me to demonstrate?

I'm a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

I’d like to pound you with my hammer.

You look very similar to the next Queen of Asgard.

Mjolnir is heavy with power.

Is your bed the Bifrost? Because I'll transport you to another realm.