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Top 45 Asgard Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Asgard pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

  2. I'll bang you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.

  3. I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

  4. I know I said "this mortal form has grown weak", but you can go rough on me baby.

  5. Did you fart? Because I just felt the thunder.

  6. I wear my helmet everywhere, and I love getting horny in bed.

  7. Are you from Asgard? Cos you don't like you're from this world, (midgard).

  8. I'm Loki of Asgard and I'm burdened with glorious penis.

  9. I shall electrify you with my good looks and charm, fair lady.

  10. I'm an Assgardian, do you require protection?

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Come with me and I'll make u see Valhalla.

You have a nice Asgard.

Thunder isn’t the only thing that will make you quake.

They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer, well you are the only one who can have my heart.

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My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.

You’ll be seeing rainbows when I’m done with your bifrost.

I may not be overly fond of what follows, but the orgasm I'll give you will be thunderous.

Girl, u wanna go to my place and see my Thor's Hammer?

One time with my Mjolnir and you'll never look at lightning the same way.

Mjolnir isn't the only hard thing I own.

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Hey girl, you're the most aTHORable girl I've ever met.

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Wanna see my hammer?

Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...

I have a hammer and it's very hard. Wanna see?

Are you bifrost? Because i feel sad if u give me the cold shoulder...

Its powerful and godly, but I’m not talking about Mjolnir.

You've been naughty. I might have to cast you out...of my bed.

Hey baby this hammer isn't the only massive tool I've got.

Not that this makes a difference, but I AM heir to the throne of Asgaard.

My Mjolnir is quite powerful, would you like me to demonstrate?

I'm a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

I’d like to pound you with my hammer.