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Top 42 Asgard Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Asgard pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Asgard tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

  2. I'll kiss you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.

  3. Did you fart? Because I just felt the thunder.

  4. I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

  5. I know I said "this mortal form has grown weak", but you can go rough on me baby.

  6. Are you from Asgard? Cos you don't like you're from this world, (midgard).

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I shall electrify you with my good looks and charm, fair lady.

I'm an Assgardian, do you require protection?

Come with me and I'll make u see Valhalla.

Thunder isn’t the only thing that will make you quake.

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They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer, well you are the only one who can have my heart.

Is that Mjolnir in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.

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You’ll be seeing rainbows when I’m done with your bifrost.

Girl, u wanna go to my place and see my Thor's Hammer?

One time with my Mjolnir and you'll never look at lightning the same way.

Mjolnir isn't the only hard thing I own.

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Hey girl, you're the most aTHORable girl I've ever met.

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Wanna see my hammer?

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Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...

I have a hammer and it's very hard. Wanna see?

Are you bifrost? Because i feel sad if u give me the cold shoulder...

Its powerful and godly, but I’m not talking about Mjolnir.

You've been naughty. I might have to cast you out...of my bed.

Hey baby this hammer isn't the only massive tool I've got.

Not that this makes a difference, but I AM heir to the throne of Asgaard.

My Mjolnir is quite powerful, would you like me to demonstrate?

I'm a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

I’d like to pound you with my hammer.

You look very similar to the next Queen of Asgard.

Mjolnir is heavy with power.

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Is your bed the Bifrost? Because I'll transport you to another realm.

Want to get hammered?

Wanna know what's harder than the Mjölnir?

Did it hurt? When you fell out of Asgard? Cause you're a goddess! (Thor)

I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.

I have no depth perception, yet I can still see how deep you are.

I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

I am Loki from Asgard, and I am burdened with GLORIOUS purpose! NOW KNEEL!!! Yeah, right down there, Baby…that's right, you get down on your knees and take it aaaaaalllll…

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Asgard phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.