42 Asgard Pick Up lines

Here are 42 asgard pick up lines for her and flirty asgard rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about asgard that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your asgard rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny asgard pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty asgard joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Asgard Pickup Lines

A good Asgard hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.
I'll kiss you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.
I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.
I know I said "this mortal form has grown weak", but you can go rough on me baby.
Did you fart? Because I just felt the thunder.
Are you from Asgard? Cos you don't like you're from this world, (midgard).

Short and cute asgard pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about asgard are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I shall electrify you with my good looks and charm, fair lady.

I'm an Assgardian, do you require protection?

Come with me and I'll make u see Valhalla.

Thunder isn’t the only thing that will make you quake.

They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer, well you are the only one who can have my heart.

Is that Mjolnir in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.

Cheesy asgard Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You’ll be seeing rainbows when I’m done with your bifrost.

Girl, u wanna go to my place and see my Thor's Hammer?

One time with my Mjolnir and you'll never look at lightning the same way.

Mjolnir isn't the only hard thing I own.

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Hey girl, you're the most aTHORable girl I've ever met.

Wanna see my hammer?

Corny asgard Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Asgard conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...

I have a hammer and it's very hard. Wanna see?

Are you bifrost? Because i feel sad if u give me the cold shoulder...

Its powerful and godly, but I’m not talking about Mjolnir.

You've been naughty. I might have to cast you out...of my bed.

Not that this makes a difference, but I AM heir to the throne of Asgaard.

Hey baby this hammer isn't the only massive tool I've got.

My Mjolnir is quite powerful, would you like me to demonstrate?

I'm a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

I’d like to pound you with my hammer.

Mjolnir is heavy with power.

You know...you look very similar to the next Queen of Asgard.

A good asgard Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Asgard hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Is your bed the Bifrost? Because I'll transport you to another realm.

Want to get hammered?

Wanna know what's harder than the Mjölnir?

Did it hurt? When you fell out of Asgard? Cause you're a goddess! (Thor)

I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.

I have no depth perception, yet I can still see how deep you are.

I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

I am Loki from Asgard, and I am burdened with GLORIOUS purpose! NOW KNEEL!!! Yeah, right down there, Baby…that's right, you get down on your knees and take it aaaaaalllll…

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Asgard love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Asgard chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.