You're going to have to be in vehicle mode for 2 weeks after im done with you.

Ash Wednesday is coming up.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

Hey girl it's burger week

Why is my meat not in between your buns

Are you the Taliban?

Cuz I can see you taking over my life in a week

It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

It would make my whole week if I could make your hole weak.

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...

I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

I think we should go out on Tuesday so that way I can relive it over and over again.

I might sue Spotify

Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

I'll donate my giant to you any day of the week.

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.

I’m not saying I’m a sure thing, but in the last 2 weeks my pants have a 100% open rate

Your p**... is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

Are you boba? Because I cannot last a week without you.

First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?

Hey I just checked Spotify

It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Are you Monday? Because you can s**... my d**....

Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.

The Hearthstone game isn't the only thing getting an expansion this week.

Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.

Are you a shark, because I wanna you to eat me out on your shark week.

Do you know it is t**... Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and s**... on your sexy boobs.

Sharing body heat with you is the best gift I have got this week.

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that kiss is refreshing.

I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

No wonder the skies have been grey all week

You took all the blue in your eyes

Are you cocaine?

Cause I'd rail you any night of the week

I ought to complain to Spotify

For you not being named this week’s hottest single.

I like to keep things interesting. But hey, good things come to those who wait, right? Tell me a secret about yourself.

Is your name Flow? Because I'd ride that wave even during shark week.

If your charm is mystique, then consider me a hungry detective looking for clues...at dinner with you.

" Your number found its way to me, couldn't resist reaching out. And I must say, hearing your voice might just be the highlight of my week."

"Did you get a yellow card in volleyball? Because you've stolen my attention and haven't given it back yet!"

If Mondays were as beautiful as you, I would look forward to them every week.

"Is your brunch game as smooth as your smile? Because I'd love a weekly reset with you."

I understand how you feel. Maybe we can start fresh and I can show you what real love feels like. Let's give it a shot!

Haha, nice! At this rate, we’ll be gym buddies. Just promise not to judge my impressive collection of protein bars—I like to call it "art."

"Did it hurt when you spiked that volleyball? 'Cause you've been running through my dreams since last week like a champion."

"Is your name Friday? Because you're the end of my search and the start of a beautiful weekend."

Maybe I was waiting for the right moment to dazzle you with my charm. Let's make up for lost time now. 😘

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

"Do you believe in love at first stress? Because you just made my heart race like finals week!"

Two weeks of silence, but my interest hasn't waned. Your absence made my heart refrain. Let's chat and see where this may lead, a new chapter we can both heed.

Are you made of Monday? Because girl, you're dragging me through the week with those good looks!

"Can I be your volleyball? So that every time you miss me, you'd hit me up!"

"You light up my week like a Friday night in a sea of Mondays."

It's important to prioritize your own happiness too. Don't lose sight of what makes you tick while waiting for someone else.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the volleyball net? Because you spiked my heart rate!"

"Well, I can't promise not to tease you, but I can guarantee a fun time together."

Haha, sorry for the delay! I got caught up in work. But trust me, you're worth the wait 😉 Let's make up for lost time.

Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?

"Are you the weekend? Because I've been looking forward to you all week."

"Are you a menorah? Because when you're around, you light up all eight nights of my week."

"Are you a black belt in karate? Because whenever I look at you, my knees get week."

That's great to hear! Anything exciting planned for the week ahead, or just enjoying the chill vibe?

Aye girl, are you a trash can? Because I want to take you out every week for the rest of my life.

Two times? Wow, you're practically a fitness influencer now! I’m still working on lifting my remote control... does that count as training? 😄

"Your snap just made my whole week - you look stunning, even on a Sunday."

"Here's a bet, if I make you laugh, do I get to be your jester for a week instead of a pet?"

"Ever tried laughing yoga? How about we start a session, and I promise to keep you in splits all night?"

"By the way, are you free on Friday? Because my week isn't complete without your captivating smile."

I understand how it feels when someone you love treats you like a friend. It's tough, but stay strong. You deserve someone who knows your worth.

Are you a Monday? Because you just made my week infinitely more exciting and enticing.

"Hey there! I guess my last message wasn't as captivating as I hoped. Let’s turn this around—what's been the highlight of your week so far?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Let's grab a bite to eat!

Haha, I like to keep you on your toes! But hey, good things are worth the wait, right? Can't wait to chat more with you.

"Forget the Monday blues, your eyes hold a week's worth of beautiful hues."

"Well, beautiful, I just thought your smile could make my entire week a paradise."

"You must be a ray of sunshine because you just made my tough week a whole lot brighter."

"If every other Friday is our day off, can I pencil you in for some fun next week?"

"I can't stop thinking about your Sunday evening look. How about we make this week even hotter together?"

"Did your weekend shine as bright as your smile, or should I make your week unforgettable instead?"

Spare you? No way! I’m here for the fun chats. What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve done this week?

Mwah right back at you! Your vibe is seriously infectious; I can’t help but smile whenever we chat. 😊 What’s been the highlight of your week?

Two weeks? Must've been lost in my thoughts about our next conversation. Let's make up for lost time.

"Hey, Honour! I'm not as fast as your volleyball serves but can I serve you a cup of high-tea sometime?"

"Are you a schedule? Because my week just got brighter knowing I might see you in it!"

"A coffee connoisseur with a knack for relaxation? Now that's my kind of woman. Perhaps, we can share a brew sometime?"

"If every week had someone as captivating as you, I wouldn't mind the chaos at all."

Time flies when I'm chatting with you. Your messages always leave me wanting more. Let's make up for lost time 😉

"Did you steal my school bus wave? Because ever since, I've been on a one-way trip to Crush City."

Hey, I believe in quality over quantity. And trust me, you were worth the wait. Let's make up for lost time?

"Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t wait to see you in my future... like, next week!"

Hey, maybe I was waiting for the perfect moment to catch your attention again. Care for a fresh start?

Two weeks to reply? I guess I was too busy perfecting my world-famous grilled cheese recipe. Want to be my taste tester? 🧀

Hey girl are you the coronavirus?

Because if I had you, I wouldn't leave the house for 2 weeks either

If you were a lollipop flavour

I would have to visit my dentist every week

"Is our date on your calendar? Because it's the only event that's special enough to highlight my whole week."

"Sunday sleep-ins and coffee sounds like a dream. Adding a bit of jazz music, absolute perfection, don't you think?"

"Looks like my charm has left you speechless! Ready to dive into something interesting? What’s been the highlight of your week so far?"

"Do you have any schedule conflicts this week? Because I can't seem to stop wanting to pencil you in!"

"Are you a volleyball? Cause every time I see you, my heart spikes like it's match point."

"A Sunday well spent brings a week of content. Add coffee, it's heaven on earth. Ever tried French press or are you more an espresso person?"

Hey Girl, you made my whole week, now let me make you hole weak.

Not a repost, just delete the other one because of a typo

Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

Glad to hear! Any exciting plans for the week ahead? I’m always curious about what keeps people motivated!

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack that ended my weeks-long laughter famine."

"Are you an overworked high tea hostess? Because you've been steeping in my thoughts since I waved from my school bus."

Haha, playing hard to get? I like a challenge. But seriously, I'm here now. Your move! 😉

Guess I wanted to build up the anticipation. But hey, good things come to those who wait, right? 😏

Can I follow you where you go? Because my heart's been playing hide and seek, seeking your glow.

"Sleep and coffee, huh? You sound like a woman after my own heart. How about we add pancakes to that mix next Sunday?"

Hey girl, are you on Spotify?

Because you are the hottest single of the week.

Haha, two weeks is nothing! I once waited a month for a reply. Slow and steady wins the dating race, right? 😜

"Hey, gorgeous, last week I waved at you so hard, I almost caused a hurricane. Next time, can we start a storm together?"

Oh, I couldn't resist the mystery. But I promise not to leave you hanging this time. How about we start fresh? 😊

I was lost in thoughts, but now I'm found, your message lifts me off the ground. Let's chat and explore what's profound.

"I must be a master at reading minds because I was just thinking about you! Got any good stories from this week?"

"Like Jujutsu Kaisen's mystique, your beauty is peak, can we share a technique, perhaps over a coffee or tea this week?"

Haha, well I guess I wanted to keep you on your toes. Your patience intrigues me. 😉

"Are you an alien? Because ever since I waved at you last week, my world has not been the same!"

Ah, time is but a fleeting thing, but your presence is a joy that forever clings. Let's make new memories together.

"Your Sunday slay has me feeling like every other day of the week just got jealous."

You're not doing anything Saturday the 28th, I see. We can get together after you see Glen, at 1:00.

"Are you a wildflower from Oregon? Because even after two weeks, you still brighten up my day!"

"Absolutely! The vibes here are definitely electric. So, what's the most exciting thing you've done this week?"

"If you were a calendar, you'd be the highlight of my hectic week."

"You must be a breath of fresh air in this hectic week, because you've caught my attention effortlessly."

"How about we make Sunday a day of recovery together, from our week's adventures instead of just the night before?"

"Sunday? Perfect! A chance to make it the best day of the week with your company."