Top 50 Week Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Week rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Week pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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I'm gonna sue spotify
For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
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Hey, are you my School Essay?
Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
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I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you
You were in the hottest singles this week
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Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify?
For some reason, they don't have you listed as the week's hottest single. .-.
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Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week
I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"
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Are you a refrigerator?
Cause I’d eat you all out and fill you up at least once a week :)
Working short week pickup lines to impress a girl
How do i approach the girl next door who's constantly staring (kinda throwing signs) since a week?
You're going to have to be in vehicle mode for 2 weeks after im done with you.
Ash Wednesday is coming up.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
I need to report Spotify
Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week
Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.
week Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Hey girl it's burger week
Why is my meat not in between your buns
Are you the Taliban?
Cuz I can see you taking over my life in a week
It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?
I need to raise a complain to google
They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.
META(?): Mod, please do your job
Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just s**... phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.
May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.
Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!
week Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
You made my whole week 🥵🥰
Now lemme make your hole weak
I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...
I have a dirty weekend planned.
Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.
I think we should go out on Tuesday so that way I can relive it over and over again.
I might sue Spotify
Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles
Guys i need some help!!
Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!
Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.
thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!
Apple Music or Spotify?
Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single
Hey girl, are you my homework?
Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.
I'll donate my giant to you any day of the week.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?
Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!
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Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.
Your p**... is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.
I’m not saying I’m a sure thing, but in the last 2 weeks my pants have a 100% open rate
Are you boba? Because I cannot last a week without you.
First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?
Hey I just checked Spotify
It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Are you Monday? Because you can s**... my d**....
Hey baby, my name is d**.... Wanna s**... my Richard? Happy Suckday!
Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?
Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.
I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.
The Hearthstone game isn't the only thing getting an expansion this week.
Are you a shark, because I wanna you to eat me out on your shark week.
Do you know it is t**... Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and s**... on your sexy boobs.
Sharing body heat with you is the best gift I have got this week.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Week phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Week lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.