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Top 50 Week Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Week pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'm gonna sue spotify

    For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

  2. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  3. I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you

    You were in the hottest singles this week

  4. Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify?

    For some reason, they don't have you listed as the week's hottest single. .-.

  5. Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week

    I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"

  6. You're going to have to be in vehicle mode for 2 weeks after im done with you.

  7. Ash Wednesday is coming up.

    Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

  8. If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

  9. You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

  10. I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

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What is a Week pickup line?

Funny week pickup lines

I need to report Spotify
Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

Are you the Taliban?

Cuz I can see you taking over my life in a week

It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

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This is a funny Week pickup line!

May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

You made my whole week 🥵🥰

Now lemme make your hole weak

I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...

I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

I think we should go out on Tuesday so that way I can relive it over and over again.

I might sue Spotify

Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

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Working Week tinder opener

I'll donate my giant to you any day of the week.

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Hey easy like Sunday morning?

Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.

Hey I just checked Spotify

It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that ass is refreshing.

I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

No wonder the skies have been grey all week

You took all the blue in your eyes

Are you cocaine?

Cause I'd rail you any night of the week

I ought to complain to Spotify

For you not being named this week’s hottest single.