Top 50 Grow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Grow chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Girl, you must be uranium 235

   Because you're radiating me to the point that I am growing a hump

2. Did you grow up on a chicken farm?

   Because you sure know how to raise a cock

3. I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

4. Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

5. I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.

6. Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.

7. My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

8. If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.

9. Are you bone meal

   Because you make my sapling grow

10. Are you calcium?

    Because you're certainly making a bone grow

Funny grow pickup lines

Are you into forestry? Cause I'm growing some wood right now.

My hair isn't the only thing that grows longer.

You must be debt. Cause my interest in you is growing.

You must be bone meal because you make me grow 10 feet tall.

Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

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You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.

Hey boy...it's a full moon..what do you say we run around naked and see if we grow hair all over our bodies?

Girl, did you put bonemeal in my pants? Cause i feel something growing in there.

Did you perhaps grow up on a farm?

Because you are very talented with raising cocks.

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you're making me grow.

I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.

My love towards you is like cancer, it keeps growing and I can't control it.

I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.

Are you dirt?

Cause I wanna plant my seed in you and watch it grow.

Hey girl, are you an Australian fertilizer?

Because you’re making something grow down under

You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!

Hey are u puberty

Because u make me grow taller

I found the cure to growing older, and you're the only place that feels like home.

Hey girl, are you wisdom?

Because you make me grow.

Hey girl, are you Geico?

Because in the last 15 minutes you've made me grow 15%

How would you like to come back to my place and...

Grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?

Are you a fertiliser?

Because you can grow my tree

Are you Chernobyl?

Because you look about ready to explode and make me grow a third leg.

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

You're so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.