Top 50 Grow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Grow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Grow conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. People have always told me to never grow old.

   But that’s all I want to do with you

2. Girl, are you decaying wood?

   Because I’m a fun-gi and, if you give me a chance, I will grow on you.

3. Girl, you must be uranium 235

   Because you're radiating me to the point that I am growing a hump

4. Hey girl are you a fertilizer?

   Because you make my plant grow.

5. I’m not the weather girl

   But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

6. I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

7. Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

8. Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.

9. My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

10. If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.

Funny grow pickup lines

Are you bone meal
Because you make my sapling grow

Are you calcium?

Because you're certainly making a bone grow

Are you into forestry? Cause I'm growing some wood right now.

My hair isn't the only thing that grows longer.

You must be bone meal because you make me grow 10 feet tall.

You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.

Hey boy...it's a full moon..what do you say we run around naked and see if we grow hair all over our bodies?

Girl, did you put bonemeal in my pants? Cause i feel something growing in there.

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you're making me grow.

Hey girl are you a cancer cell?

Cuz each day passing you grow more and more in my heart

I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.

My love towards you is like cancer,

it keeps growing and I can't control it.

I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.

Are you made out of fungus?

Because you're growing on me.

Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Are you dirt?

Cause I wanna plant my seed in you and watch it grow.

Hey girl, are you an Australian fertilizer?

Because you’re making something grow down under

You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!

Hey are u puberty

Because u make me grow taller

(Minecraft one) Hey girl are you bone meal?

Cause you make my wood grow.

I found the cure to growing older, and you're the only place that feels like home.