Top 50 Grow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Grow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Girl, you must be uranium 235

   Because you're radiating me to the point that I am growing a hump

2. Did you grow up on a chicken farm?

   Because you sure know how to raise a cock

3. I’m not the weather girl

   But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

4. I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

5. Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

6. I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.

7. Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.

8. My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

9. If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.

10. Are you bone meal

    Because you make my sapling grow

Funny grow pickup lines

Are you calcium?
Because you're certainly making a bone grow

Are you into forestry? Cause I'm growing some wood right now.

My hair isn't the only thing that grows longer.

You must be debt. Cause my interest in you is growing.

Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

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You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.

Hey boy...it's a full moon..what do you say we run around naked and see if we grow hair all over our bodies?

Girl, did you put bonemeal in my pants? Cause i feel something growing in there.

Did you perhaps grow up on a farm?

Because you are very talented with raising cocks.

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you're making me grow.

Hey girl are you a cancer cell?

Cuz each day passing you grow more and more in my heart

I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.

Girl, I'll grow my Slither snake all night long for you.

I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.

Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Are you dirt?

Cause I wanna plant my seed in you and watch it grow.

Hey girl, are you an Australian fertilizer?

Because you’re making something grow down under

You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!

Hey are u puberty

Because u make me grow taller

I found the cure to growing older, and you're the only place that feels like home.

Just as the Republican Party boldly confronts big challenges, nothing would please me more than you confronting the big challenge rapidly growing right now in my pants.