Top 50 Grow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Grow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. People have always told me to never grow old.

   But that’s all I want to do with you

2. Girl, are you decaying wood?

   Because I’m a fun-gi and, if you give me a chance, I will grow on you.

3. Girl, you must be uranium 235

   Because you're radiating me to the point that I am growing a hump

4. Did you grow up on a chicken farm?

   Because you sure know how to raise a cock

5. Excuse me did you grow up on a farm?

   Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock!

6. I’m not the weather girl

   But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

7. I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

8. Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

9. I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.

10. Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.

Funny grow pickup lines

My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.

Are you bone meal

Because you make my sapling grow

Are you calcium?

Because you're certainly making a bone grow

My hair isn't the only thing that grows longer.

You must be debt. Cause my interest in you is growing.

You must be bone meal because you make me grow 10 feet tall.

Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

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You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.

Hey boy...it's a full moon..what do you say we run around naked and see if we grow hair all over our bodies?

Girl, did you put bonemeal in my pants? Cause i feel something growing in there.

Did you perhaps grow up on a farm?

Because you are very talented with raising cocks.

Hey girl are you a cancer cell?

Cuz each day passing you grow more and more in my heart

I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.

My love towards you is like cancer, it keeps growing and I can't control it.

Girl, I'll grow my Slither snake all night long for you.

I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.

Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Are you dirt?

Cause I wanna plant my seed in you and watch it grow.

Hey girl, are you an Australian fertilizer?

Because you’re making something grow down under

You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!