Top 9 Mermaid Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Mermaid chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Is your name Ariel?

   Because I think we Mermaid for each other

2. Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

3. Do you live in the sea?

   Cause mermaid for each other.

4. Are you a mermaid?

   Because your pussy is so wet.
   
   P.S. I would send this to your SO, not some random chick

5. Are you Ariel?

   Cuz we mermaid for each other.

6. Are you a mermaid ?

   Because I will happily be Sandy just to be with you !

7. I have a small penis. It used to be called The Little Mermaid.

8. So you're mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then?

9. Was your dad Neptune? 'Cause I think you are a mermaid.