Top 50 Rocks Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Rocks chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you Medusa

   Cause you make me rock hard

2. Hey are you into geology?

   Cause your body rocks.

3. Woah, is that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?

4. Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

5. I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

6. In honor of Earth Day, I'll rock your world.

7. Knock knock! Who's there? Ike.

   Ike who? Ike can rock your world, baby.

8. Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

9. Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

10. Rocks aren't the only things I can get rough with.

Funny rocks pickup lines

Are you Medusa?
Cause, I'm rock hard right now.

Let’s rock n roll

Let’s go make my Plymouth rock.

Let's put a rock on your finger.

I'll rock you harder than Ronald Reagan rocked the Berlin Wall.

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

We must be in Gorons cave, cause I'm hard as a rock.

You are the siren, but you are my rocks.

Boy, are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.

Are you an earth bender? Because you make me rock hard.

Hey girl, were you on the Mayflower? Because you rock my ship.

Hi, wanna take a ride in my Metallicar? Because I'm ready for some Rock'n'Roll!

Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.

Would you like me to rock your world for an eternity?

I'll give you my buckle and show you my Plymouth Rock.

You may not be a rockstar, but you look pretty rocking to me.

Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!

Is your relationship on the rocks? I have some alcohol for that!

For score, seven years ago...I would have rocked that butt.

I'm gonna rock your New World!

Do you like the fantastic 4? Cause ive got something thats rock hard!

Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

If you were Gerald, I'd let you stay on the rock.

I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like to grab, do you mind?

I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.