Top 50 Leaves Pick Up lines

I'm like a firefighter if I find u hot I'll leave u wet

I'm like a firefighter if I find u hot I'll leave u wet

Hey girl are you the rain?

Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.

Wow, I didn’t realize that works of art were allowed to leave the museum.️

Do you know why I'd get stuck in customs with you, <girl's name>? Because leaving the country with national treasures is forbidden

Is this really good or really garbage? I can't tell

Are you a lightbulb?

Cause you always leave me turned on ;)

I'm like a fireman..

..I find them hot and leave them wet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...

you’re making the other girls look really bad.

Are you an avox or do I just leave you speechless?

Line: I know how to please a woman/man.
Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

We don't have to worry about leaving carbon footprints when we're horizontal.

If I had a dime for every time I thought of you...

I'd have one dime ...cuz baby, u never leave my mind

Come back to my place, because I can leave your World Shaking.

Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.

Line: I think I could make you very happy
Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

Are you North Korea?

Because I could never leave you!

O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

Are you an IKEA bookshelf?

Because I want to put you up against the wall, and then later when I have more money leave you out on the curb

For when you're ready to leave the party.

Girl, you must have used tail whip, because your booty is leaving me defenseless!

You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.

Are you Broca's apahsia?

Because you leave me speechless.

I gotcha a (nerdy) list

Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*

Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*

Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*

Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.

You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.

Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*

My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.

Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*

You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.

My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.

Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.

Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*

Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.

Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam.

I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.

If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you... I’d have 5 cents.

Because you never leave my mind

Want to come back to my place and see my leavings?

What does the ocean and me have in common? We both leave a bad taste in your mouth...

If you were the waves and i was the surfer i would leave get out.

Are you Zeus? Cause you leaving me thunderstruck.

Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

It’s great that you’re good with kids..

Because I plan on leaving mine all over your face tonight

Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.

You want to keep my passport? I'm not leaving without you anyway.

What’s the difference between you and Jeffrey Epstein?

I’ll never leave you hanging

Ay girl, I'm a bad boy. I leave my luggage unattended.

Are you a puzzle?

Because id leave you on the table unfinished ;3

(or {because im the piece you’re missing})