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Top 50 Military Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Military chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

  2. Can I do SABC on you?

  3. Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.

  4. Can i see your battle buddy?

  5. My sights are locked on you!

  6. I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

  7. I'll see you at 2400 hours.

  8. I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

  9. Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

  10. Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Funny military pickup lines

Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.

Lets play war, I’ll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

Wanna know why I’m known as a "drill" sergeant?

I’ll share a foxhole with you any day.

You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.

Hey baby, want some BAH and tricare?

If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.

You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

Damn you fine! What's YO laundry mark?

Girl you are like C4 cause you just blew me away.

Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?

If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.

You'll love my weapon. Wanna help me shoot it?

You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.

You wanna go to driftwood?

I wanna dishonorably discharge on your face

Can I put my gun in your holster?

Do you know how to clean a gun?

I’d qual on your range any day.

Save water and shower with an airman.

Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

Hey sergent i want to empty my gun magazine in you.

Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?

I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.

I come with benefits.