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Top 50 Military Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Military pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

  2. Can I do SABC on you?

  3. Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.

  4. Can i see your battle buddy?

  5. I forgot my CIF gear.

    Looks like this little marine is going in slick.

  6. My sights are locked on you!

  7. I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

  8. I'll see you at 2400 hours.

  9. I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

  10. Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

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Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.

Lets play war, I’ll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

Wanna know why I’m known as a "drill" sergeant?

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You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.

Hey baby, want some BAH and tricare?

If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.

You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

Damn you fine! What's YO laundry mark?

Girl you are like C4 cause you just blew me away.

Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?

If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.

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Working Military tinder opener

You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.

You wanna go to driftwood?

I wanna dishonorably discharge on your face

Can I put my gun in your holster?

Do you know how to clean a gun?

I’d qual on your range any day.

Save water and shower with an airman.

Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

Hey sergent i want to empty my gun magazine in you.

I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.

Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?