150 Military Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you have your eye on that hot military man or woman? Use these pick up lines that are inspired by military themes. These pick up lines are cheesy and flirty. They feature common military terms, weapons, ranks, missions, and more!

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Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Can I do SABC on you?
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
Can i see your battle buddy?
I forgot my CIF gear.

Looks like this little marine is going in slick.
My sights are locked on you!

Here are 150 military pick up lines for her and flirty military rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your military rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny military pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty military joke for a great chat response.

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about military are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

I'll see you at 2400 hours.

I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.

Wanna know why I’m known as a "drill" sergeant?

I’ll share a foxhole with you any day.

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You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.

Hey baby, want some BAH and tricare?

If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.

You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

Girl you are like C4 cause you just blew me away.

Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?

You'll love my weapon. Wanna help me shoot it?

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Try using funny and charming Military conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.

You wanna go to driftwood?

I wanna dishonorably discharge on your face

Can I put my gun in your holster?

Do you know how to clean a gun?

I’d qual on your range any day.

Save water and shower with an airman.

Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

Hey sergent i want to empty my gun magazine in you.

I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.

Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?

I come with benefits.

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Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

Scuttle that butt on over here.

Hey baby, wanna c**... my shotgun?

Girl are you a top secret military base for testing aircraft which is often associated with the number 51?

Cuz i wanna raid you

I'll shine your boots, girl.

Hey girl, can you be my enemy? Because I wanna get contacted by you.

When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.

"Baby, if love was a battlefield, you'd be my ultimate strategy. You've already conquered my heart."

"Are you a General? Because your beauty just orchestrated a perfect takeover of my thoughts."

"Oh, an army officer? Well, brace yourself because unravelling my mysteries is no less than a strategic military operation!"

Is your name Adolf? Because you're making my heart race faster than the blitzkrieg.

You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.

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Is your back blast area all clear?

Wanna help me dishonorably discharge?

"In the battlefield of love, my strategy is unconditional surrender to your charm."

Target acquired, we are weapons hot, cleared to engage.

I wanna SIPR all over your NIPR

Are you Hitler? Because you've invaded my heart and caused a genocide of butterflies in my stomach.

"Is it a military offense to look as stunning as you do, or am I just being held captive by your beauty?"

You must be a sniper because you've got me in your sights, and I'm defenseless against your charm.

Are you Hitler's long-lost love letter? Because you're a masterpiece worth conquering.

We are gonna comm until it hertz baby!!

You served our country, I wanna serve you.

"In the battlefield of love, your strategies and charm make me surrender; you're my general, disarm."

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These flirty Military pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Call me Commander, because every political debate leads my heart back to you."

Is it hot in here or is it just the way you command attention in that uniform?

"Well, I hope you're ready, officer! My personality's as strong as your discipline must be in the military! 😉"

Are you a general? Because you've captured my heart and I'm ready to surrender to you.

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just the burning desire you ignite in me?

"Is your name democracy? Because whenever you're near, my heart beats like a soldier marching for freedom."

"Are you a military strategy? Because my heart is under attack, and you're the only one with the defense plan."

Are you in the Air Force? Cause you’re hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.

"Just like mastering military tactics, I couldn't help but strategize a future with you."

Gunny says I’m the best humper in the company. That’s why he puts me in the rear.

Let me field day that scuttlebutt

Are you a sniper? Because you've got me in your sights, and I'm ready to be taken down by you.

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"Are you a military mission? Because meeting you is my most important active duty."

If beauty was a dictatorship, you'd be the führer.

Are you Hitler? Because you invaded my heart and now I'm a prisoner of love.

Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT4-HS.

Are you in the military? Because you even bring me to a full salute. (Rand Paul)

"Just like a well-planned attack, your beauty strikes with precision, leaving my heart captive in this love mission."

"Just like in military tactics, timing is everything. So, how about we synchronize our watches and start our love mission?"

Are you a soldier? Because you've captured my heart and I surrender to your charm.

Girl, if you were the Donbas

I would also set up a special military operation to conquer you

Hey girl, you didn’t need to say zero to make me freeze.

Is your name Adolf? Because my heart is rising to power under your dictatorship of love.

"Did you desert the military, or just my dreams? Because every night, you seem to escape."

I must be on a special ops mission because I can't resist infiltrating your heart.

"Did your heart just launch a strategic attack? Because it captured my attention effortlessly."

Are you a history buff? Because just like Hitler's rise to power, you've taken my breath away.

"Did it just get militarized in here, or is that just the effect of your disarmament smile on my politics?"

Are you a soldier? Because you've captured my heart with your fierce beauty and strength.

Are you a general? Because my privates just snapped to attention.

Are you the Uniform Code of Military Justice?

Cause i wanna follow you religiously

How could have I avoided your sight when you shot me with your love from point blank range.

Target aquired, we are weapons hot, cleared to engage.

The head of t the COC is ready for you mam.

The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking.

Time for some PT!

Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.

Unload, show clear.

Wanna go on a board?

Wanna help me dishonourably discharge?

Wanna help prepare my condition one weapon?

Wanna know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant?

Wanna ride my torpedo?

Wanna see my CAC?

We are gunna comm until it hertz baby!!

You on patrol? I wouldn't mind you patrolling with the mighty fine me.

You put the R.E in MRE

You. Me. BAH. You in?

You'll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if it's your bra.

Your perfume reminds me of n**... in the morning.

Two in the head, one all over her chest...

Baby, you put the 'fox' in 'foxhole'.

If you want me to adjust your mortar, I'll sure give you a fist and a thumb.

Wanna clean the head?

You must work at postal cause I'm sure you were just checking out my package.

I heard you're PFT.

I love box chow.

Whisky Tango Foxtrot?

Women? You mean lotion and a sock?

Wow, my CAC NEVER fit this way!

You can sit on my post any day

I always wrap it before I rack tap kiss so what do you say we pop off these saved rounds?

Are you a general because you make my private stand at attention?

Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.

Babe, are you an officer? Cause you just made my privates stand at attention.

Babe, you're like the assault cutting score cause you're making me go up, up and away

BAMCIS!

Banana show anyone?

BOHICA

Can I attack your chow hall?

Can I foxtrot india november golf echo romeo you?

Can I whisky tango all over your foxtrot?

Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?

Check your six I'm coming in!

Contact rear.

Do you mind if I be YOUR Jody for tonight?

Drop and give me 20 - on my lap.

Drop and give me 69!

Girl you want to see my glowstick and PT with me!

Grab it by the 6-inch barrel.

Have you been laid recently? Because I have a charge 8 stick with your name on it.

Hey babe are you a weapon? Cause I'm about to make you condition one.

Hey babe, wanna swab my deck?

Hey baby, can I shoot some rounds center mast?

Hey baby, I can't put you in the Corps but I can put the Corps in you.

Hey baby, I'd swab your poopdeck anyday.

Hey baby, lemme put my oorah in your who-ha.

Hey baby, you delta tango foxtrot?

Hey girl, since I'm a red head, I'm gonna put you on fire watch.

Hey girl, you didnt need to say zero to make me freeze.

Hey girl. Nice club foot. You want some Tricare?

Hey LT, wanna evac this bar and go see my hangar?

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