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Top 9 Army Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Army pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Army conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Say girl, you wanna see how big my army is.

  2. My, what an enormous and well-equipped army you have.

  3. Are you a Union Army General?

    Cause I'd let you invade my south any day!

  4. Girl are you 1940s French Ardennes?

    Coz I would like to penetrate you with the strength of the entire German Army

  5. Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT4-HS.

  6. Are you ready for the special event, let's see how many waves of this Old One's army that you can take.

  7. If you're as intelligent as you are beautiful, then you'd know that today is not the anniversary of the Mexican revolution,

    but rather the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the battle of puebla. Now lose the pants.

  8. Are you the French Army?

    Because I'll push you till Verdun

  9. Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I'm always up for getting another major?

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