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Top 16 Army Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Army pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the german army?

    Because I'm going to fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter.

  2. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

  3. Say girl, you wanna see how big my army is.

  4. My, what an enormous and well-equipped army you have.

  5. Hey girl, let's go play army...

    I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

    This is an oldie but I haven't seen it posted here.

  6. Are you a Union Army General?

    Cause I'd let you invade my south any day!

  7. Girl are you 1940s French Ardennes?

    Coz I would like to penetrate you with the strength of the entire German Army

  8. Damn girl you're like a Middle Eastern rebel army....

    Cause theres a political uprising in my pants.


    From a show called Letterkenny just made the smallest of change to it.

  9. Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT4-HS.

  10. Are you ready for the special event, let's see how many waves of this Old One's army that you can take.

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Are you an army vet? Because after you be with me, you'll have PTSD.
Post Traumatic SEX Disorder

If you're as intelligent as you are beautiful, then you'd know that today is not the anniversary of the Mexican revolution,

but rather the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the battle of puebla. Now lose the pants.

Are you an army vet? Cause after you're with me you'll have PTSD.

Post traumatic SEX disorder

Are you the French Army?

Because I'll push you till Verdun

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Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I'm always up for getting another major?