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Top 9 Army Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Army conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Army pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. Say girl, you wanna see how big my army is.

  2. My, what an enormous and well-equipped army you have.

  3. Are you a Union Army General?

    Cause I'd let you invade my south any day!

  4. Girl are you 1940s French Ardennes?

    Coz I would like to p**... you with the strength of the entire German Army

  5. Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT4-HS.

  6. Are you ready for the special event, let's see how many waves of this Old One's army that you can take.

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What is a Army pickup line?

Working short army pickup lines to impress a girl

If you're as intelligent as you are beautiful, then you'd know that today is not the anniversary of the Mexican revolution,

but rather the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the battle of puebla. Now lose the pants.

Are you the French Army?

Because I'll push you till Verdun

Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I'm always up for getting another major?

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Army phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Army lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.