If you show me your polling card, I will show you mine!

You know what else is perfect? The card catalog of your features, girl.

Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

If you play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.

Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

I’m not even playing cards

Yet I still pulled a queen

(Vampire Costume) If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an o**... donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out.

I don’t call yellow cards for getting too physical.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

There are so many queens in a deck of cards, but you are the only queen that I want.

Have you seen my missing Monopoly real estate card? Because I have a property saved for you tonight.

Are you a card shark? Well babe you can have my credit card any day.

Hey girl I'm glad I brought my library card

....because I really enjoy checking you out.

Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

Girl, would you prefer crystals or credit card? Because I got both.

Are you a taunt card? Cause I've just gotta hit that.

Hi, I'm a wrestling ref, but if you play your cards right, I'll let you see if you can hold me down for longer than 3 seconds.

Hey girl, are you an NVIDIA Fermi graphics card?

Because you are HOT.

Are you a buff? Because I want to draw my Quest Card.

Let's play cards, and you would be my queen of hearts, because you already got my heart.

My deck of cards only has 51 cards. I am missing you as my queen of hearts.

Girl, I need a Get Out of Jail card tonight, because your beauty will send me straight to Jail.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

They say you’re like a public library, anyone with a card can check you out.

Scrolling through your profile is like playing cards

I hope for a queen and I never get disappointed

Hey baby, I'm full of myself

If you play your cards right, you can be full of me too.

"I may not need a green card for America, but I definitely need one for your heartland."

"A biopic, huh? Sounds like a perfect blend of adventure and drama. Can't wait to hear more about it over coffee sometime."

"Did you get a yellow card in volleyball? Because you've stolen my attention and haven't given it back yet!"

"Are you an Arduino card? Because every time I see you, my heart starts to program in the love language."

I don’t have library card,

But can I check you out?

"Do you accept credit cards? Because I'm completely invested in making a love transaction with you!"

"Well, sounds like an intriguing journey. I hope I'm lucky enough to get a sneak peek into the Director's cut."

"Destiny must be playing her cards right, putting such an irresistibly seductive charm in my path."

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'mine'? Because like my ID card, I'd always want to carry you around."

"Well, every fascinating biopic needs a charming lead actress, maybe you're auditioning for that role? 😉"

"Hopefully, I'll be cast as the dashing co-star who saves you from a rabid squirrel invasion. Plot twist!"

"Are you a green card? Because my heart wants to declare you as its permanent resident."

"Show me your library card, because girl, without you, my life is overdue!"

"Are we a Hallmark card? Because our friendship feels like it's written by professionals."

"Ah, a biopic? Sounds intriguing. I hope the plot includes a charming and irresistible co-star. Hint, hint 😉"

"Are you a thank you card? Because my heart keeps thanking me every time I see you."

"Is your name Jack, 'cause I've been feeling like a Queen of Hearts whenever you're around."

I'm so glad i remembered my library card...

Cuz i'm totally checking you out

"In the game of love, you're a game-changing reversal card. With just one look, you've got me all twisted up."

"Is your name Ace? Cause you're the only card in my deck that can make my heart flush."

"Is your Costco card missing a peace sign? Because it looks like you've bought wholesale on harmony and charm."

"Are you a deck of cards? Because I keep picking hearts whenever I'm around you."

"Are you a deck of cards? Because I always find myself drawing the queen when I'm around you."

"In my deck of life, I have all the cards but one missing queen. Would you mind completing my set?"

"Ah, the thrill of the unknown. Maybe I'll be your co-star in this unpredictable biopic of life? 😏"

"Can't wait to be part of your thrilling script! Should I practice my autograph for the red carpet already?"

"As long as it's not a horror biopic about a guy who's addicted to dad jokes. Too late for me!"

I wish I could be your PADI card so we could always go diving together.

"In this game of life, I've got all the cards I need except one - a queen. Will you complete my deck?"

"With a story like yours, they'd need a trilogy. Who do you think should play me in your biopic?"

You are as pretty as a Green card.

"Do you like Saw films and games? How about we switch roles tonight, with some fun pegging on the cards?"

"Do your parents have a library card? Cause I'm definitely checking you out past their strict 'due date'."

"Are we at Hallmark? Because our relationship could be the 'Best Friends' card everyone's searching for."

"Are you a deck of cards? Because I've been looking for a Queen to complete my Joker life."

"Do you believe in gender role reversals? Because I'm game if you're dealing the cards."

"Are you my ID card? Because I can't go anywhere without feeling incomplete without you."

"You like cards? Well, darling, life dealt me a winning hand the moment I saw you."