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Top 50 Cards Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Cards chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

  2. Good thing I brought my libary card, Cause I'm checking you out!

  3. Hey baby, if you play your cards right we might just become a twisted pair tonight.

  4. If you show me your polling card, I will show you mine!

  5. You know what else is perfect? The card catalog of your features, girl.

  6. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

  7. If you play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.

  8. I think i need a library card because imma check you out

  9. Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

  10. (Vampire Costume) If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.

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I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out.

I don’t call yellow cards for getting too physical.

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Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Corny - Hey girl I'm glad I brought my library card

....because I really enjoy checking you out.

Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

Hi, I'm a wrestling ref, but if you play your cards right, I'll let you see if you can hold me down for longer than 3 seconds.

Hey girl, are you an NVIDIA Fermi graphics card?

Because you are HOT.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

They say you’re like a public library, anyone with a card can check you out.

Hey baby, I'm full of myself

If you play your cards right, you can be full of me too.

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Working Cards tinder opener

You are as pretty as a Green card.

Uk ... If we play playing cards together , the cards will be 49 instead of 52

Cuz u'll be my only queen

Its a good thing I have a library card coz I wanna check you out.

Are you a report card?

Because your are a A+ now let me give you the D ;))

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put your nerd card on probation.

Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?

There are 52 cards in a standard deck...

...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want

I'm glad I brought my library card...

Cause I'm checking you out.

If you were a card(as in deck of cards) what would you be?

I think you will be the Queen of my Heart because you are the only one worth kneeling to. If you know what I mean ; )

Hey baby, mind if I stick my card into your chip reader?

It's a good thing I have my library card, cause babe I'm checking you out.