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Top 50 Cards Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cards pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

  2. Good thing I brought my libary card, Cause I'm checking you out!

  3. Are you my credit card?

    Cause you definitely got my interest

  4. Hey baby, if you play your cards right we might just become a twisted pair tonight.

  5. You know what else is perfect? The card catalog of your features, girl.

  6. If you show me your polling card, I will show you mine!

  7. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

  8. If you play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.

  9. I think i need a library card because imma check you out

  10. Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

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(Vampire Costume) If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out.

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Hey baby, I have a green card.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Hey girl I'm glad I brought my library card

....because I really enjoy checking you out.

Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

Hi, I'm a wrestling ref, but if you play your cards right, I'll let you see if you can hold me down for longer than 3 seconds.

Hey girl, are you an NVIDIA Fermi graphics card?

Because you are HOT.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

They say you’re like a public library, anyone with a card can check you out.

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Kiss me, I play card games!

I don’t have library card,

But can I check you out?

I'm so glad i remembered my library card...

Cuz i'm totally checking you out

You are as pretty as a Green card.

Uk ... If we play playing cards together , the cards will be 49 instead of 52

Cuz u'll be my only queen

Play your cards right and I'll show you why I am the Walrus.

Its a good thing I have a library card coz I wanna check you out.

Life is like a deck of cards,

And it looks like you are the queen of hearts...

Are you a report card?

Because your are a A+ now let me give you the D ;))

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put your nerd card on probation.

Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?