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Top 50 Account Pick Up lines

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  1. Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.

  2. I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

  3. Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

  4. I think I could add some serious value to your account.

  5. You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

  6. You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.

  7. Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.

  8. Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

  9. Girl if you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

  10. I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.

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I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.

Listen babe, being with me is so good it’s taxable.

You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.

How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?

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Baby, I could tax that ass all night long!

How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s assets. What are you doing on Saturday night? Because I’m accounting on taking you out.

Are you my revenue? Because I’m so loss without you!

If 4+4=8, then me plus you equals fate.

It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.

You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.

Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?

I'd like to take you to my offshore account, if you know what I mean.

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Working Account tinder opener

Girl are you my reddit account ?

Cuz there is nothing else in this world that i love more then you

I forgot my password to my account

And when I hit "password hint" it keeps telling me "*her name* phone number", think you can help me out?

Let's take our relationship to the next level. Here is my Netflix account.

Girl: Is that a highlighter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

You liquidate my heart.

Boy: Because I'm so loss without you!

Me to my accountant girlfriend

"Without you, there's a big GAAP in my life"

Guy: "Thats right Girl... Benefits while maintaining Independence

Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.

"Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me 'Jessica’s phone number.'"

Girl: I'm a MACRS 150 kind of girl, sorry.