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Top 50 Account Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Account rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Account pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.

  2. I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

  3. Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

  4. I think I could add some serious value to your account.

  5. You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

  6. You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.

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Working short account pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.

Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

Girl if you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.

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Listen babe, being with me is so good it’s taxable.

You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.

How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?

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I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.

How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s assets. What are you doing on Saturday night? Because I’m accounting on taking you out.

Baby, I could tax that kiss all night long!

Are you my revenue? Because I’m so loss without you!

Trust me; read this

So you preferably use this on instagram
you be like “hey someone impersonating your account”
they be like “who?”
you reply with “@nasa” “because you’re out of this world”

If 4+4=8, then me plus you equals fate.

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Working Account tinder opener

It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.

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I have a small p**..., but a big bank account.

You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.

Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?

I'd like to take you to my offshore account, if you know what I mean.

No money, No bank account for yourself
Yet you still draw attention

Baby if I take you home, it’ll be an experience you ain’t gonna be writing off anytime soon.

Any suggestions for chartered accountants?

Girl are you my reddit account ?

Cuz there is nothing else in this world that i love more then you

I forgot my password to my account

And when I hit "password hint" it keeps telling me "*her name* phone number", think you can help me out?

Let's take our relationship to the next level. Here is my Netflix account.

Girl: Is that a highlighter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Listen I don't know what the h**... an S corporation is, but I know I want to buy you a drink.

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You liquidate my heart.

Boy: Because I'm so loss without you!

Me to my accountant girlfriend

"Without you, there's a big GAAP in my life"

Guy: "Thats right Girl... Benefits while maintaining Independence

"Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me 'Jessica’s phone number.'"

Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.

Girl: I'm a MACRS 150 kind of girl, sorry.

Pardon me, I am by all accounts experiencing difficulty with my engine. Why not bounce on, and I’ll push from behind.

Want to party? Here's a Netflix account and let's throw a Netflix Party.

Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?

Listen, I've been auditing your body all night, and it is in damn fine standing.

Guy: Your feet tired? Because you've been running in a straight line in my mind all day along.

I know this tinder account you’re using is fake

Can you at least tell me the name of the model you took these pics from?

I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit

Guy: No its a highlighter.....I use Becker wanna get naked?

You know I'm studying accounting but you're the only one who can balance my heart

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Account phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Account lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.