Top 50 Boyfriend Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Boyfriend pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. She: I have a boyfriend

   Me : So what? Every story has a villain.

2. Just a warning: At midnight, I turn into your boyfriend.

3. I don't have a costume for Halloween , could I go as your boyfriend.

4. Woman: I have a boyfriend.
   Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
   Woman: What?
   Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

5. Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
   Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

6. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?

   Boyfriend material

7. Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

8. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise!

   Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend!

9. I can't find a costume for Halloween baby, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

10. What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

Funny boyfriend pickup lines

our ex-boyfriend was a MacBook. Time to upgrade to a MacBook Pro.

You look a lot like my next boyfriend.

I am really sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arms.

Need a hug?

I'm gonna be your zombie boyfriend.

Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

Tracking number (phone number)

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

(Reviews)

Are you the CEO of looking cute
Because I'm looking to fill the position of your boyfriend

Sorry I ripped your boyfriend's arms off; need a hug?

Oh you got a boyfriend? Perfect he can make us breakfast in the morning.

Went to shake your boyfriend's hand but bumped into the mirror

Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test

Her: What?

Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Ya know who i wanna be for halloween?

Ur boyfriend

I just got dumped. Would you recycle me into your new boyfriend?

Did your boyfriend tell you how pretty u were today,

Or do I got to?

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Her: I have a boyfriend. Him: I have a math test tomorrow.

Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.

You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

Do You have an ugly boyfriend?

Do you want one?

Her: I have a boyfriend!

Me: I have a Maths Test
Her: ...what?
Me: Oh, I thought we were both naming things we could cheat on

Boyfriend just blurted this one out

I'd find Waldo, on *every page* for you.

Her: I’m sorry, I have a boyfriend.

Me: That’s cool, but I thought you need a husband. Here’s my number...

Sorry, I have a boyfriend

And I have a math test
-*awkward stare*-
Oh sorry, I thought we were naming things we can cheat on

Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?

You wanna go out this weekend? [Sorry, I have a boyfriend] I have a math test tomorrow [What?] Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on!