Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?

Boyfriend material

Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise!

Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend!

I can't find a costume for Halloween baby, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

our ex-boyfriend was a MacBook. Time to upgrade to a MacBook Pro.

I am really sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arms.

Need a hug?

I'm gonna be your zombie boyfriend.

I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

Are you the CEO of looking cute

Because I'm looking to fill the position of your boyfriend

Sorry I ripped your boyfriend's arms off; need a hug?

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

Went to shake your boyfriend's hand but bumped into the mirror

Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test

Her: What?

Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Ya know who i wanna be for halloween?

Ur boyfriend

I just got dumped. Would you recycle me into your new boyfriend?

Your package for one boyfriend is in route.

Did your boyfriend tell you how pretty u were today,

Or do I got to?

"Hey wrestler, your body slams my heart into a frenzy. Mind if I mess up your clean room like you mess up your opponents?"

"Great, I've been looking for someone to help me with my girl advice. Isn't this a lucky coincidence?"

"I'm sure your boyfriend is great, but shouldn't every masterpiece get a second opinion?"

"Is your boyfriend related to my troublesome older brother? Because compared to you, everyone else seems like trouble."

"Nita, are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest even though I know you're already invested."

"Forget the crops, all I want to harvest is the scent of your hard work. No deodorant needed, cowboy."

"Hey handsome, is your name WiFi? 'Cause my body feels a connection that's definitely high-speed."

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

"If a kiss on the cheek made me your boyfriend, imagine what a real date could do!"

"I'll be your fake boyfriend, but I promise my feelings for you will be very real."

"Did your name come with an instruction manual, PDL? Because you've got 'boyfriend material' written all over you."

Hey bad boy, you've got such a naughty mind... and I'm loving every bit of it.

"I'm ready for a match where your muscles pin me down, and I get to keep your sweaty shorts as my trophy."

"I promise to exceed those high standards and treat you like the queen you are. Care to give me a chance?"

"I see your strength on the ring, how about we wrestle those shorts off and see who really owns the room?"

"Is your name Nita? Because I've been thinking, wouldn't you be sweeter with a side of me instead of your mister?"

"Forget the tractors, babe, your chiseled physique is the only view that really revs my engine."

"Did you just wrestle my heart? Because it's pinned down, beating wildly for your muscular charm and neat room."

"Hey stud, ever had a full body detail? Because your bulging muscles are a sexy ride I'm dying to clean up."

"Boyfriend, if Friday night is for funkin', then every night must be for falling in love with you."

"Hey Nita, your beauty's sweeter, but wouldn't it be neater if you and I could make our own love meter?"

"Your chiseled body could crush tractors, but it's the irresistible aroma of your dedication that’s crushing my resistance."

"Hey handsome, your strength could crush a tractor, but it's your farm musk that's truly intoxicating to me."

"Oh really? Well, he's a lucky guy. We can still share a good conversation though, if you're up for it."

"Hey there, ever plowed a field so well it blushes? Because you've got this heart of mine blushing red hot."

"My boyfriend plows better than any tractor, his chiseled body makes this farm the hottest field around."

"Becoming your boyfriend was my life's greatest achievement, but surpassing that would be making you my wife."

"Hey big guy, how about you let this lucky boy scrub away the dirt and discover the muscle beneath?"

"Hey babe, I've mastered handling heavy equipment - ready to see how delicately I can handle you?"

"Your boyfriend may have your time, Nita, but how about letting me give you the unforgettable moments?"

"If pretending to be your boyfriend means I get to make you smile, count me in."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine since my ex took the term 'boyfriend' with her when she left?"

"Is your boyfriend a thief? Because he stole my perfect woman before I could meet her."

"Hey, wrestler, your muscles might be big but your room's too clean; how about we rough it up a bit together?"

Your irresistible offer has me saying yes before you even finish asking. I can't wait to have your beautiful vampire body on mine.

"Baby, you plow fields so well, even the tractors are jealous of your horsepower."

"Hey, handsome, your farm muscles have me weak. Care to let me smell the success on you tonight?"

"You're absolutely right. Our friendship is precious and we must uphold the respect it deserves. Let's cherish this bond, always."

"Hey champ, your muscles aren't the only thing I want to wrestle with tonight, ready to make a mess?"

"No worries, we can always be friends. Friendship adds more colors to our life anyway!"

"Hey handsome, those muscles could wreck a tractor, but it's your intoxicating farm scent that truly drives me wild."

Well, lucky for me, I specialize in making boyfriends feel like they won the lottery.

"Is your boyfriend an alien? Because you’re out of this world and I’m ready for an interstellar romance!"

"Your sweat isn't just the scent of hard work, it's the aroma of a man who could turn my world into farmland."

"Is your beauty a secret? Because my heart can't seem to keep a secret from falling for you every single moment."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the path to your boyfriend's heart competition."

"I know I’m not your boyfriend, but how about we start with a great conversation and see where it leads?"

Are you made of marijuana? Because you're smoking hot, just like my joint.

"Is your boyfriend a speaker? 'Cause whenever he talks, I just hear background noise and you're the only soundtrack I need."

"If love were a game, I'm ready to be your first high score."

"I completely agree with you. Our connection is unique and maintaining it without crossing boundaries will be an adventure in itself."

"Nita, your beauty outshines every star. Would you allow me to be your secret celestial journey?"

"I'm sorry to hear that. But as they say, when one door closes, another opens. Care to explore this new path with some company?"

"Hey darling, you sure you're not a crop? Because every time I plow, your beauty grows exponentially."

"I may not be a wrestler, but I can definitely mess up your clean room and leave with your sweaty shorts as my trophy."

"I love how you dominate the wrestling mat, can't help but dream of being your lucky match, don't mind a good pounding."

"Playing in the dirt all day, babe? Let me be the soap to your muscular canvas, scrubbing every chiseled inch."

"I'm really sorry about your breakup. Remember, every ending is just a new beginning in disguise. Maybe we're the beginning of something great?"

"Boyfriend, just like our game, I can't help but hit the right notes when I'm around you. Fancy a duet?"

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Or should I make you laugh again to become your boyfriend?"

"Destiny is unpredictable but at least we're having this wonderful conversation. You're worth getting to know better regardless of titles."

"You can lift heavy beams all day, but the way you lift my heart is truly extraordinary."

"Straightforward, I like it! Since we're moving fast, should our next step be planning our virtual candlelight dinner?"

"Is your smile a family trait? Because it lights up my world brighter than any star."

"Babe, caring for you is a privilege, so how could I not cherish every part of you, especially your hearts beat closer?"

"Hey, darling, your muscles outshine any tractor, making my heart plow faster every time I see you."

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

"Babe, you're like a rugged 4x4; dirty and masculine. Can't wait to get my hands all over your chassis."

"I may not be a sim, but I'm determined to show you why I could be your perfect Hikari first boyfriend."

"Hey there, do you have a map? Because for a shy guy, you've surely found a direct route to my heart."

"Darlin', your smile outshines the sunrise over my fields, and I'd rather plow your heart than my land any day."

"Well, lucky for you, I'm not looking to be your boyfriend - just your charming distraction."

"I may not be a tractor, but I sure do enjoy the view of your chiseled physique."

"I don't mind you pinning me down; your strength is a turn on. Fancy leaving this room a mess and those shorts with me?"

"If your biceps could make anything extinct, imagine what damage your love could do to a girl like me."

"Are you a sunflower in a garden of roses? Your beauty shines, even with a boyfriend pose."

"Ever tried plowing a field of desire? Because my heart's furrows await your strong, musky touch."

"Ah, the plot thickens! Sounds like you've got quite a story over there. Care to share a sneak peak?"

"No boyfriend yet? Guess the stars were waiting for us to align, since nothing could outshine your allure."

"Is your leg a magic wand? Because whenever you lift it, my world turns upside down."

"Hey, I may not be your boyfriend, but unlike him, I would never find you annoying. I'd find you fascinating."

"Who needs deodorant when your farm musk is the sweetest aphrodisiac? You're my intoxicating, hardworking delight."

Oh, I'd say yes in a heartbeat. Imagining your beautiful vampire self on my arms? That sounds like a dream come true.

"Hey Boyfriend, are you a level in Friday Night Funkin? Because I keep losing my heart to you."

"Your muscles might be tough, but I'm ready for the rough. Can you build a world of passion with me?"

"Well, spoiled milk is still in high demand for some exquisite cheese recipes. Cheese and wine, what a perfect combination!"

"Are you a T-Rex? Because your muscular physique makes my heart go extinct every time you flex."

Oh, I'd gladly be your willing armrest any day if it means getting to feel your hot and smooth thighs against mine.

Excuse me, is your shirt made of boyfriend material? Because it's definitely stealing my attention.

"I'm not trying to compete, but if your man were truly a book, I'd be the sequel you can't put down."

"Darling, just like your heart, I promise to handle your treasures with the utmost care and affection."

"Is that scarf made of boyfriend material? Because it's definitely giving me all the right feels."

"Is your farm Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially that chiseled physique."

"Darling, your beauty is beyond measure, and it's my pleasure to take care of every inch, especially your treasured chest."

"I don't mind you tackling me like your opponents, as long as the aftermath leaves your room as messy as my hair."

"If being your first boyfriend means making every moment special, then count me in. Let's create unforgettable memories together."

"Well, I may not be your boyfriend, but I can definitely show you a different kind of company."

"No deodorant needed, handsome farmer, your scent of hard work is the only fragrance I crave."

"Baby, I may demolish buildings for a living, but I'm ready to build a world for you with these strong arms."

"Excuse me, but is your uniform made of boyfriend material? Because I can't help but imagine you in my future plans."

"Well, if determination and high standards are what it takes, then I'm ready to impress you, Hikari."

"Ever had a full-service clean? Because I'm ready to scrub until every bulging muscle shines, big boy."

"They call you Boyfriend because every Friday night is a dance with destiny when I'm funkin' around with you."

"Just like I can tear down walls, baby, I promise to break down all your barriers with my love."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece with the cutest smile that could put Van Gogh out of business!"

"That's unfortunate. But hey, every end is just a new beginning, right? We could start by being good friends."

Does your mom also know about your secret crush on that celebrity? Keeping all the important relationships in check, huh?

"Is your costume made of boyfriend material? Because it looks like we'd make the perfect pair."

"Do you use a tractor? Because I'm falling for you like a crop in harvest season."

"Did you cause the dinosaur extinction? Your powerful muscles make every other creature feel weak."

"That's okay! Good luck with your relationship, I'm here if you ever need a chat buddy."

"Who needs deodorant when your farm musk is the sweetest scent my heart yearns to harvest."

"If 'yes' was a currency, I'd be a millionaire by just being your boyfriend."

"Is it just me, or does this moment feel electric? Let’s turn up the heat together."