Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?

Boyfriend material

Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise!

Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend!

I can't find a costume for Halloween baby, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

our ex-boyfriend was a MacBook. Time to upgrade to a MacBook Pro.

I am really sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arms.

Need a hug?

I'm gonna be your zombie boyfriend.

I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

Are you the CEO of looking cute

Because I'm looking to fill the position of your boyfriend

Sorry I ripped your boyfriend's arms off; need a hug?

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

Oh you got a boyfriend? Perfect he can make us breakfast in the morning.

Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test

Her: What?

Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Ya know who i wanna be for halloween?

Ur boyfriend

I just got dumped. Would you recycle me into your new boyfriend?

Your package for one boyfriend is in route.

Did your boyfriend tell you how pretty u were today,

Or do I got to?

"Forget the crops, all I want to harvest is the scent of your hard work. No deodorant needed, cowboy."

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

"Is your boyfriend related to my troublesome older brother? Because compared to you, everyone else seems like trouble."

"I see your strength on the ring, how about we wrestle those shorts off and see who really owns the room?"

"Great, I've been looking for someone to help me with my girl advice. Isn't this a lucky coincidence?"

"Did your name come with an instruction manual, PDL? Because you've got 'boyfriend material' written all over you."

"Forget the tractors, babe, your chiseled physique is the only view that really revs my engine."

"I'm sure your boyfriend is great, but shouldn't every masterpiece get a second opinion?"

"Hey wrestler, your body slams my heart into a frenzy. Mind if I mess up your clean room like you mess up your opponents?"

"Hey handsome, is your name WiFi? 'Cause my body feels a connection that's definitely high-speed."

"Hey stud, ever had a full body detail? Because your bulging muscles are a sexy ride I'm dying to clean up."

"I'm ready for a match where your muscles pin me down, and I get to keep your sweaty shorts as my trophy."

"Did you just wrestle my heart? Because it's pinned down, beating wildly for your muscular charm and neat room."

"Nita, are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest even though I know you're already invested."

"Boyfriend, if Friday night is for funkin', then every night must be for falling in love with you."

"Hey Nita, your beauty's sweeter, but wouldn't it be neater if you and I could make our own love meter?"

"Hey handsome, those muscles could wreck a tractor, but it's your intoxicating farm scent that truly drives me wild."

"Oh really? Well, he's a lucky guy. We can still share a good conversation though, if you're up for it."

"My boyfriend plows better than any tractor, his chiseled body makes this farm the hottest field around."

"Hey big guy, how about you let this lucky boy scrub away the dirt and discover the muscle beneath?"

"No worries, we can always be friends. Friendship adds more colors to our life anyway!"

"Baby, you plow fields so well, even the tractors are jealous of your horsepower."

"Hey, wrestler, your muscles might be big but your room's too clean; how about we rough it up a bit together?"

"Hey babe, I've mastered handling heavy equipment - ready to see how delicately I can handle you?"

"Your boyfriend may have your time, Nita, but how about letting me give you the unforgettable moments?"

"You're absolutely right. Our friendship is precious and we must uphold the respect it deserves. Let's cherish this bond, always."

"Hey handsome, your strength could crush a tractor, but it's your farm musk that's truly intoxicating to me."

"Is your boyfriend a thief? Because he stole my perfect woman before I could meet her."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine since my ex took the term 'boyfriend' with her when she left?"

"Hey, handsome, your farm muscles have me weak. Care to let me smell the success on you tonight?"

"Your chiseled body could crush tractors, but it's the irresistible aroma of your dedication that’s crushing my resistance."

"Hey champ, your muscles aren't the only thing I want to wrestle with tonight, ready to make a mess?"

"Hey there, ever plowed a field so well it blushes? Because you've got this heart of mine blushing red hot."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the path to your boyfriend's heart competition."

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Or should I make you laugh again to become your boyfriend?"

"Playing in the dirt all day, babe? Let me be the soap to your muscular canvas, scrubbing every chiseled inch."

"If love were a game, I'm ready to be your first high score."

"Is your boyfriend a speaker? 'Cause whenever he talks, I just hear background noise and you're the only soundtrack I need."

"Nita, your beauty outshines every star. Would you allow me to be your secret celestial journey?"

"I may not be a wrestler, but I can definitely mess up your clean room and leave with your sweaty shorts as my trophy."

"I completely agree with you. Our connection is unique and maintaining it without crossing boundaries will be an adventure in itself."

"You can lift heavy beams all day, but the way you lift my heart is truly extraordinary."

"How about you pin me to the bed tonight, champ? I promise I'll leave your room as messy as a wrestling match."

"Hey darling, you sure you're not a crop? Because every time I plow, your beauty grows exponentially."

"I'm sorry to hear that. But as they say, when one door closes, another opens. Care to explore this new path with some company?"

"Straightforward, I like it! Since we're moving fast, should our next step be planning our virtual candlelight dinner?"

"You're more chiseled than the farm landscape. Even the tractors turn their engines to admire my super hot farmer."

"I love how you dominate the wrestling mat, can't help but dream of being your lucky match, don't mind a good pounding."

"Your sweat isn't just the scent of hard work, it's the aroma of a man who could turn my world into farmland."

"Boyfriend, just like our game, I can't help but hit the right notes when I'm around you. Fancy a duet?"