Top 50 Boyfriend Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Boyfriend pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Boyfriend conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. She: I have a boyfriend

   Me : So what? Every story has a villain.

2. Do you have an ugly boyfriend?

   (Assuming she says no)
   
   Do you want one?

3. Just a warning: At midnight, I turn into your boyfriend.

4. I don't have a costume for Halloween , could I go as your boyfriend.

5. Woman: I have a boyfriend.
   Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
   Woman: What?
   Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

6. Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
   Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

7. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?

   Boyfriend material

8. Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

9. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise!

   Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend!

10. I can't find a costume for Halloween baby, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

Funny boyfriend pickup lines

What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

our ex-boyfriend was a MacBook. Time to upgrade to a MacBook Pro.

You look a lot like my next boyfriend.

I am really sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arms.

Need a hug?

I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)
Tracking number (phone number)

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

(Reviews)

Are you the CEO of looking cute

Because I'm looking to fill the position of your boyfriend

Sorry I ripped your boyfriend's arms off; need a hug?

Oh you got a boyfriend? Perfect he can make us breakfast in the morning.

Went to shake your boyfriend's hand but bumped into the mirror

Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test

Her: What?

Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Ya know who i wanna be for halloween?

Ur boyfriend

I tried to tap on your boyfriends profile

But it said “edit profile”

Did your boyfriend tell you how pretty u were today,

Or do I got to?

Her:I have a boyfriend

Me: I have a math test tomorrow
Her: what?
Me: Oh! I thought we both are talking about things we can cheat.

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Her: I have a boyfriend. Him: I have a math test tomorrow.

Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.

Hey, feel my shirt.

*proceeds to feel man's shirt *

Man-know what material that is?
Me- no...
Man- boyfriend material.

You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

Do You have an ugly boyfriend?

Do you want one?

Her: I have a boyfriend!

Me: I have a Maths Test
Her: ...what?
Me: Oh, I thought we were both naming things we could cheat on

Boyfriend just blurted this one out

I'd find Waldo, on *every page* for you.

Her: I’m sorry, I have a boyfriend.

Me: That’s cool, but I thought you need a husband. Here’s my number...