Top 50 Boyfriend Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Boyfriend pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Just a warning: At midnight, I turn into your boyfriend.

2. I don't have a costume for Halloween , could I go as your boyfriend.

3. Woman: I have a boyfriend.
   Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
   Woman: What?
   Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

4. Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
   Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

5. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?

   Boyfriend material

6. Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

7. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise!

   Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend!

8. I can't find a costume for Halloween baby, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

9. What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

10. our ex-boyfriend was a MacBook. Time to upgrade to a MacBook Pro.

Funny boyfriend pickup lines

You look a lot like my next boyfriend.

I am really sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arms.

Need a hug?

I'm gonna be your zombie boyfriend.

I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

Sorry I ripped your boyfriend's arms off; need a hug?

Oh you got a boyfriend? Perfect he can make us breakfast in the morning.

Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test

Her: What?

Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

I just got dumped. Would you recycle me into your new boyfriend?

Did your boyfriend tell you how pretty u were today,

Or do I got to?

"I have a boyfriend"

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both talking about things that don't matter.

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a math test tomorrow.
Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.

You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

Boyfriend just blurted this one out

I'd find Waldo, on *every page* for you.

You wanna go out this weekend? [Sorry, I have a boyfriend] I have a math test tomorrow [What?] Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on!

So I heard you already have a boyfriend...

Well if you ever want a manfreind you know where to find me.

My grandma once told me im serious boyfriend material...

So you boutta call my grandma a liar, huh? I'll FIGHT anyone who calls my grandma a liar!

Is it bad to ask "How's your dating life going?"

Asking question such as; "Do you have a boyfriend?" can be too forward so asking "How's your dating life going?" would be just as bad as asking the existence of boyfriend?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Her: Yes
You: When you're ready for a manfriend you know where I am

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

Oh you have a boyfriend? I have a pet cactus.

"why did you tell me that?"

I was thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter

After you ask Her out do this

Girl: I have a boyfriend
You: and I have a math test.
Girl: So?
You: I thought we were talking about things we were cheating on

Cheesy Pickup Line #1

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next boyfriend

Line: I have a boyfriend.
Comeback: I have a math test.
Line: What?
Comeback: Oh, I thought were talking about things that dont matter to us.

I’m looking for a job

As your ex-boyfriend’s stuntman