Hey gurl, are you Abraham?

Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.

Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

Is there a cemetery in your panties?

Because that's where I want to bury my children.

None of my children lives with me.

Hey, what beautiful eyes you have...

I bet my children would look gorgeous with them.

Can you be the spawn point for my children

Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My t**... are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children

So, how many children do you think we should have?

One day you'll be the father to our childrens.

Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?

Hey girl, are you an orphanage?

Because I want to abandon my children in you

"If we were to have children, they'd have your beauty and my charm - a combination no one could resist."

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer the world of coffee dates before we navigate the realm of diaper changes!"

"Hold your horses, we haven't even had our first virtual coffee yet! But, I must admit, the idea isn't unappealing."

"Apologies for missing Children's Day, but I was too distracted imagining how beautiful our future kids would be."

"Whoa, that's confident! Let's master our chemistry before biology, shall we? You're certainly intriguing though."

"Do you like children's books? Because I'm lost in your eyes like Alice in Wonderland."

"Quick to the kids talk! Let's see first if our sparks can create fireworks before planning a family picnic."

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer a coffee date first, but beware, my charm is known to be dangerously infectious."

"Woah, already thinking about mini versions of us? Let’s master the art of romance first; I hear it makes for cuter kids."

"They say the eyes are windows to the soul, but yours scream 'future mother of my children'."

"Already planning our future? Well, with your genes, they're sure to be little heartbreakers!"

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer the adventure of knowing each other first, then we can talk about mini-adventures."

"Wow, you’re quite forward! But first, let’s make sure we can survive a dinner date, shall we?"

"Children already? Well, you do say that like a woman who knows what she wants. Let's conquer a dinner date first!"

"Ever considered a career in genetics? Because our future children would be absolutely breathtaking."

"Jumping ahead much? How about we first test our chemistry with a glass of wine?"

"Children already, huh? I appreciate your forward thinking, but let's see how our dinner date goes first."

"Whoa, fast forward! But I must admit, our kids would inherit some pretty good looks, don't you think?"

"I might have missed Children's Day, but with your timeless allure, every day feels like a celebration with you."

"Children already? How about we start with a cup of coffee before planning our family soccer team?"

"Whoa, slow down there! How about we explore the world together before adding mini adventurers to the mix?"

"I apologize for the delay, but how can it be Children's Day when your allure makes me feel like a man completely bewitched?"

"Haha, that's a big step! Let's start with grabbing coffee first, what say you?"

"Your love for children is irresistible. Fancy creating a masterpiece of our own?"

"Whoa, slow down! We haven't even shared our favorite ice cream flavors yet. What's yours?"

"Woah, fast forward button hit! Let’s master the art of ordering takeout together before we leap into parenthood, shall we?"

"Oh, jumping straight to the parenting stage? I like your confidence, though we should probably figure out our favorite dessert first."

"Woah, that's quite a leap! But it's good to know you're a planner. I'll be the cool dad, you'll be the super mom."

"Is it a coincidence your birthday is on Children's Day? Because you've got me feeling like a kid in a candy shop."

This one worked wonders on my wife

You: Hello, do you happen to have a mirror I can use?
Her: Yes, why?
You: I need it
Her: Okay

and now we have four children and one goat

"Already thinking of children, huh? I like a girl with vision. Let's make sure we ace chemistry before biology!"

"On this Children's Day cum Birthday, let's make wishes, blow out candles, and fill our world with love and giggles."

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's first see if we survive our first date before planning a mini league soccer team, shall we?"

Are you famous children's author R.L. Stine?

Because you're giving me goosebumps

"Sorry I was late, but every day with you feels like Children's Day, because your beauty keeps me young and playful."

"Is your name Legacy? Because our future children would be lucky to inherit your beauty and charm."

"Sorry for being late on Children's Day, but I was busy fantasizing about making our future ones just as beautiful as you."

"Children? Now that's quite a leap! But hey, I bet they'd be as charming as you."

"Slow down, Miss Future! How about we master the art of making pancakes together before we think about making babies?"

Hey girl are you a factory, cause I want to put children in you.

"Who needs children when our connection is already a masterpiece that deserves full attention?"

I know I can't have your eyes

But our children can

"Your birthday’s on Children's Day? That explains the magic you bring into my world, just like a balloon artist at a party!"

"Already thinking about mini versions of us, huh? Let's conquer the world together first, and then think about sharing it with little ones."

We will make the most handsome of children.

"Ever thought about having more kids? Because with your beauty, we could make the world's cutest babies."

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, I see the enchanting mother of my future children."

"You're looking for the perfect genes for your future kids? Well, lucky you, I've got an extra pair."

"I like your confidence but how about we focus on making unforgettable moments first? After all, the best things come to patient people."

You would be a good mother

Let's make children.

"Four children and yet, your body screams 'goddess'. With a charm like yours, who wouldn't fall head over heels?"

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Do you want to know how I got these muscles?

Lifting children out of poverty.

Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...

"We may not be together now, but how about we practice making beautiful babies tonight?"

"Sorry I was late wishing you a happy Children's Day, I was too captivated by your youthful beauty."

"Is it a coincidence that Children's Day and your birthday fall on the same day? Because your laughter brings out the child in me."