Hey gurl, are you Abraham?

Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.

Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

Is there a cemetery in your panties?

Because that's where I want to bury my children.

None of my children lives with me.

Hey, what beautiful eyes you have...

I bet my children would look gorgeous with them.

Can you be the spawn point for my children

Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My t**... are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children

So, how many children do you think we should have?

One day you'll be the father to our childrens.

Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?

Hey girl, are you an orphanage?

Because I want to abandon my children in you

"If we were to have children, they'd have your beauty and my charm - a combination no one could resist."

"Hold your horses, we haven't even had our first virtual coffee yet! But, I must admit, the idea isn't unappealing."

"If our future children inherit your smile and my charm, we're in for a world of adorable trouble."

"Apologies for missing Children's Day, but I was too distracted imagining how beautiful our future kids would be."

"Whoa, that's confident! Let's master our chemistry before biology, shall we? You're certainly intriguing though."

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer the world of coffee dates before we navigate the realm of diaper changes!"

"Do you like children's books? Because I'm lost in your eyes like Alice in Wonderland."

"Already planning our future? Well, with your genes, they're sure to be little heartbreakers!"

"They say the eyes are windows to the soul, but yours scream 'future mother of my children'."

"Quick to the kids talk! Let's see first if our sparks can create fireworks before planning a family picnic."

"Woah, already thinking about mini versions of us? Let’s master the art of romance first; I hear it makes for cuter kids."

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer a coffee date first, but beware, my charm is known to be dangerously infectious."

Excuse me, but I think the stars are jealous tonight - they can't shine as bright as your smile.

You are tasked with organizing a charity fundraising event to support children in need. The event will feature activities for families, food vendors, live music, and a silent auction. Your goal is to raise as much money as possible to provide essential resources for disadvantaged children. How will you promote the event to attract a large audience and encourage donations? How will you ensure that the event runs smoothly and creates a memorable experience for all attendees?

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer the adventure of knowing each other first, then we can talk about mini-adventures."

"Children already? Well, you do say that like a woman who knows what she wants. Let's conquer a dinner date first!"

"Wow, you’re quite forward! But first, let’s make sure we can survive a dinner date, shall we?"

"Children already, huh? I appreciate your forward thinking, but let's see how our dinner date goes first."

"Ever considered a career in genetics? Because our future children would be absolutely breathtaking."

"I might have missed Children's Day, but with your timeless allure, every day feels like a celebration with you."

"Whoa, fast forward! But I must admit, our kids would inherit some pretty good looks, don't you think?"

You can do me up like Woodrow Wilson, carry my children, exit the building. Let me love you like you're the shit, girl, you're the shit, girl. You're the shit, girl. (Dressed to Digress)

"Children already? How about we start with a cup of coffee before planning our family soccer team?"

"I apologize for the delay, but how can it be Children's Day when your allure makes me feel like a man completely bewitched?"

Well, as long as they don’t inherit my dance moves, we’re golden! Imaginary parenting should be a walk in the park, right?

"Whoa, slow down there! How about we explore the world together before adding mini adventurers to the mix?"

"Haha, that's a big step! Let's start with grabbing coffee first, what say you?"

Haha, that’s a big responsibility! I hope my imaginary parenting skills are better than my cooking skills. Remember the last time I made toast?

"Oh, jumping straight to the parenting stage? I like your confidence, though we should probably figure out our favorite dessert first."

"Your love for children is irresistible. Fancy creating a masterpiece of our own?"

"Woah, fast forward button hit! Let’s master the art of ordering takeout together before we leap into parenthood, shall we?"

"Whoa, slow down! We haven't even shared our favorite ice cream flavors yet. What's yours?"

This one worked wonders on my wife

You: Hello, do you happen to have a mirror I can use?
Her: Yes, why?
You: I need it
Her: Okay

and now we have four children and one goat

"Already thinking of children, huh? I like a girl with vision. Let's make sure we ace chemistry before biology!"

"Born on a day of pure delight, your charm outshines every kite, you're my forever starlight."

"Is it a coincidence your birthday is on Children's Day? Because you've got me feeling like a kid in a candy shop."

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's first see if we survive our first date before planning a mini league soccer team, shall we?"

"On this Children's Day cum Birthday, let's make wishes, blow out candles, and fill our world with love and giggles."

"Is your name Legacy? Because our future children would be lucky to inherit your beauty and charm."

"Sorry I was late, but every day with you feels like Children's Day, because your beauty keeps me young and playful."

Are you famous children's author R.L. Stine?

Because you're giving me goosebumps

"Slow down, Miss Future! How about we master the art of making pancakes together before we think about making babies?"

"Children? Now that's quite a leap! But hey, I bet they'd be as charming as you."

Hey girl are you a factory, cause I want to put children in you.

"I may not be a playground, but our chemistry feels like the best kind of child's play."

"Who needs children when our connection is already a masterpiece that deserves full attention?"

"Your birthday’s on Children's Day? That explains the magic you bring into my world, just like a balloon artist at a party!"

"Already thinking about mini versions of us, huh? Let's conquer the world together first, and then think about sharing it with little ones."

I know I can't have your eyes

But our children can

We will make the most handsome of children.

"Ever thought about having more kids? Because with your beauty, we could make the world's cutest babies."

You would be a good mother

Let's make children.

"I like your confidence but how about we focus on making unforgettable moments first? After all, the best things come to patient people."

Are you a school?

Cause I want to send children inside you.

"You're looking for the perfect genes for your future kids? Well, lucky you, I've got an extra pair."

"Sorry I was late wishing you a happy Children's Day, I was too captivated by your youthful beauty."

"Four children and yet, your body screams 'goddess'. With a charm like yours, who wouldn't fall head over heels?"

"Is it a coincidence that Children's Day and your birthday fall on the same day? Because your laughter brings out the child in me."

Do you want to know how I got these muscles?

Lifting children out of poverty.

Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

"Well, we're moving fast! But I must say, thinking of making breakfast in bed for you has its charm."

"On the day when children play, your birth sets hearts ablaze, beauty shines in every way."

"Whoa, adventurous spirit! But let's keep our explorations to the world of late-night chats and mystery movies for now."

"Sorry for being late on Children's Day, but I was too busy getting lost in your eyes."

They say children start to learn from a very young age

I think you should come over to my place so we can discuss how we’re gonna raise our kids :)

"Slow down, darling! Let's ace the art of conversation first. I bet our chats will be as captivating as you are."

"Whoa, jumping ahead a bit there, but I like your confidence. And I bet our kids would be adorable as well as intelligent."

I don't like children

Until they are our.

"I can't promise a family yet, but how about we start with dinner and see if we can make some sparks fly?"

Did you fall from heaven? Because you must be an angel... sent to rescue me from watching Saturday morning cartoons.

"Oh, are we jumping right into the deep end? But I must admit, our kids would be as charming as you are."

I hear you’re a good swimmer, wanna teach my children how to swim?

Are you an oven?

Because I want to stick children inside of you

Hey, you a cornfield?

Cuz I'm stalkin' you

- If you're feeling extra risky, you can add on:

I want to see children come out of you

Are you a school?

Cuz I wanna shoot children inside you <3

Are you good at carrying things?

Because I want you to carry my children

My future children need your DNA!

Are you a van?

Because I want to put my children in you.

Are you my basement?

Cuz‘ i wanna put some children in you

You're so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives?

It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day i danced with you.

I lost all my children now, want to create some new ones?

Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.

Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.

Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...

Hi, do you want to have my children? (No) OK, can we just practice then?