The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

49 Children Pick Up lines

Do your kids ever meet kids at school or in playgrounds? Do they ever ask you for new friends for their friends? Use these pick up lines to meet and greet the other parent and kids! These kids friendly pick up lines are perfect for school functions like dances, open houses, and plays. They are also great for your everyday family life. Be prepared and start using these funny and flirty phrases to make your kids happy.

Best Working Children Pickup Lines

A good Children hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Me: Happy Mother’s Day!

    Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?

    Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.

  2. Are you the children in my basement

    ‘cause i’m never letting you leave me

  3. Your legs are no children

    But i would sure love to raise 'em

  4. I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.

  5. Hey girl are you Jeffery Dahmer?

    Because I want you to swallow my children.

  6. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

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What is a good Children pickup line?

Short and cute children pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about children are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey gurl, are you Abraham?

Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.

Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

Is there a cemetery in your panties?

Because that's where I want to bury my children.

None of my children lives with me.

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Smooth Children pickup line

Hey, what beautiful eyes you have...

I bet my children would look gorgeous with them.

We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

Can you be the spawn point for my children

Cheesy children Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My t**... are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children

So, how many children do you think we should have?

One day you'll be the father to our childrens.

Hey girl, are you an orphanage?

Because I want to abandon my children in you

Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?

You can do me up like Woodrow Wilson, carry my children, exit the building. Let me love you like you're the shit, girl, you're the shit, girl. You're the shit, girl. (Dressed to Digress)

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Working Children tinder opener

Are you famous children's author R.L. Stine?

Because you're giving me goosebumps

Corny children Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Children conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey girl are you a factory, cause I want to put children in you.

I know I can't have your eyes

But our children can

We will make the most handsome of children.

Are you a school?

Cause I want to send children inside you.

You would be a good mother
Let's make children.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Do you want to know how I got these muscles?

Lifting children out of poverty.

Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...

They say children start to learn from a very young age

I think you should come over to my place so we can discuss how we’re gonna raise our kids :)

I don't like children

Until they are our.

I hear you’re a good swimmer, wanna teach my children how to swim?

Are you an oven?

Because I want to stick children inside of you

Hey, you a cornfield?

Cuz I'm stalkin' you

- If you're feeling extra risky, you can add on:

I want to see children come out of you

A good children Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Children hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you a school?

Cuz I wanna shoot children inside you <3

Are you my basement?

Cuz‘ i wanna put some children in you

Are you a van?

Because I want to put my children in you.

Hey, I’m gonna turn you into my crippling h**... addiction

Full of children.

My future children need your DNA!

Are you good at carrying things?
Because I want you to carry my children

Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.

Hi, do you want to have my children? (No) OK, can we just practice then?

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day i danced with you.

It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!

I want to bear all your children.

I lost all my children now, want to create some new ones?

You're so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives?

Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...

Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Children love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Children chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.