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Top 43 Children Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Children pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Me: Happy Mother’s Day!

    Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?

    Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.

  2. Are you the children in my basement

    ‘cause i’m never letting you leave me

  3. Hey girl are you Jeffery Dahmer?

    Because I want you to swallow my children.

  4. I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.

  5. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

  6. Hey gurl, are you Abraham?

    Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.

  7. Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

  8. None of my children lives with me.

  9. Are you Kronos?

    Because have a feeling you want to swallow my children.

  10. We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

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Funny children pickup lines

So, how many children do you think we should have?

One day you'll be the father to our childrens.

Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?

Hey girl, are you an orphanage?

Because I want to abandon my children in you

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Are you an american school?

Cause i wanna shoot some children in you

We will make the most handsome of children.

You would be a good mother

Let's make children.

Are you a school?

Cause I want to send children inside you.

Do you want to know how I got these muscles?

Lifting children out of poverty.

Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

I don't like children

Until they are our.

I hear you’re a good swimmer, wanna teach my children how to swim?

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Working Children tinder opener

Are you good at carrying things?

Because I want you to carry my children

My future children need your DNA!

Are you a school?

Cuz I wanna shoot children inside you <3

Hey, you a cornfield?

Cuz I'm stalkin' you

- If you're feeling extra risky, you can add on:

I want to see children come out of you

The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that.

These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize.

PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s.

Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this".


Are you my basement?

Cuz‘ i wanna put some children in you

Are you a van?

Because I want to put my children in you.

Hey, I’m gonna turn you into my crippling hentai addiction

Full of children.

It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!

You can do me up like Woodrow Wilson, carry my children, exit the building. Let me love you like you're the shit, girl, you're the shit, girl. You're the shit, girl. (Dressed to Digress)

Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My tits are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children