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Top 44 Children Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Children pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Me: Happy Mother’s Day!

    Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?

    Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.

  2. Are you the children in my basement

    ‘cause i’m never letting you leave me

  3. Your legs are no children

    But i would sure love to raise 'em

  4. Hey girl are you Jeffery Dahmer?

    Because I want you to swallow my children.

  5. I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.

  6. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

  7. Hey gurl, are you Abraham?

    Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.

  8. Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

  9. None of my children lives with me.

  10. Are you Kronos?

    Because have a feeling you want to swallow my children.

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Funny children pickup lines

Hey, what beautiful eyes you have...
I bet my children would look gorgeous with them.

We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

Can you be the spawn point for my children

So, how many children do you think we should have?

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Hey girl, are you an orphanage?

Because I want to abandon my children in you

Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?

Are you famous children's author R.L. Stine?

Because you're giving me goosebumps

Hey girl are you a factory, cause I want to put children in you.

Are you an american school?

Cause i wanna shoot some children in you

We will make the most handsome of children.

You would be a good mother

Let's make children.

Are you a school?

Cause I want to send children inside you.

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Working Children tinder opener

Do you want to know how I got these muscles?

Lifting children out of poverty.

Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...

I don't like children

Until they are our.

I hear you’re a good swimmer, wanna teach my children how to swim?

Are you an oven?

Because I want to stick children inside of you

Are you good at carrying things?

Because I want you to carry my children

My future children need your DNA!

Are you a school?

Cuz I wanna shoot children inside you <3

Hey, you a cornfield?

Cuz I'm stalkin' you

- If you're feeling extra risky, you can add on:

I want to see children come out of you

Are you my basement?

Cuz‘ i wanna put some children in you

Are you a van?

Because I want to put my children in you.

Hey, I’m gonna turn you into my crippling hentai addiction

Full of children.