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Top 46 Children Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Children pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Children conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Me: Happy Mother’s Day!

    Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?

    Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.

  2. Are you the children in my basement

    ‘cause i’m never letting you leave me

  3. Your legs are no children

    But i would sure love to raise 'em

  4. I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.

  5. Hey girl are you Jeffery Dahmer?

    Because I want you to swallow my children.

  6. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

  7. Hey gurl, are you Abraham?

    Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.

  8. Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

  9. Is there a cemetery in your panties?

    Because that's where I want to bury my children.

  10. None of my children lives with me.

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Funny children pickup lines

Are you Kronos?
Because have a feeling you want to swallow my children.

Hey, what beautiful eyes you have...

I bet my children would look gorgeous with them.

We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

Can you be the spawn point for my children

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One day you'll be the father to our childrens.

Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?

Hey girl, are you an orphanage?

Because I want to abandon my children in you

This one worked wonders on my wife

You: Hello, do you happen to have a mirror I can use?
Her: Yes, why?
You: I need it
Her: Okay

and now we have four children and one goat

Are you famous children's author R.L. Stine?

Because you're giving me goosebumps

Hey girl are you a factory, cause I want to put children in you.

Are you an american school?

Cause i wanna shoot some children in you

We will make the most handsome of children.

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Working Children tinder opener

Are you a school?

Cause I want to send children inside you.

Do you want to know how I got these muscles?

Lifting children out of poverty.

Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

I don't like children

Until they are our.

I hear you’re a good swimmer, wanna teach my children how to swim?

Are you an oven?

Because I want to stick children inside of you

Are you good at carrying things?

Because I want you to carry my children

My future children need your DNA!

Are you a school?

Cuz I wanna shoot children inside you <3

Hey, you a cornfield?

Cuz I'm stalkin' you

- If you're feeling extra risky, you can add on:

I want to see children come out of you

Are you my basement?

Cuz‘ i wanna put some children in you