Top 49 Children Pick Up lines
Do your kids ever meet kids at school or in playgrounds? Do they ever ask you for new friends for their friends? Use these pick up lines to meet and greet the other parent and kids! These kids friendly pick up lines are perfect for school functions like dances, open houses, and plays. They are also great for your everyday family life. Be prepared and start using these funny and flirty phrases to make your kids happy.
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Me: Happy Mother’s Day!
Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?
Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children. -
Are you the children in my basement
‘cause i’m never letting you leave me
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Your legs are no children
But i would sure love to raise 'em
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I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
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Hey girl are you Jeffery Dahmer?
Because I want you to swallow my children.
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Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?
Working short children pickup lines to impress a girl
Hey gurl, are you Abraham?
Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.
Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...
Is there a cemetery in your panties?
Because that's where I want to bury my children.
None of my children lives with me.
Hey, what beautiful eyes you have...
I bet my children would look gorgeous with them.
We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.
Can you be the spawn point for my children
children Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My t**... are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children
So, how many children do you think we should have?
One day you'll be the father to our childrens.
Hey girl, are you an orphanage?
Because I want to abandon my children in you
Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?
You can do me up like Woodrow Wilson, carry my children, exit the building. Let me love you like you're the shit, girl, you're the shit, girl. You're the shit, girl. (Dressed to Digress)
Are you famous children's author R.L. Stine?
Because you're giving me goosebumps
children Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Hey girl are you a factory, cause I want to put children in you.
I know I can't have your eyes
But our children can
We will make the most handsome of children.
Are you a school?
Cause I want to send children inside you.
You would be a good mother
Let's make children.
Do you want to know how I got these muscles?
Lifting children out of poverty.
Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
They say children start to learn from a very young age
I think you should come over to my place so we can discuss how we’re gonna raise our kids :)
I don't like children
Until they are our.
I hear you’re a good swimmer, wanna teach my children how to swim?
Are you an oven?
Because I want to stick children inside of you
Are you good at carrying things?
Because I want you to carry my children
children Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
My future children need your DNA!
Are you a school?
Cuz I wanna shoot children inside you <3
Hey, you a cornfield?
Cuz I'm stalkin' you
- If you're feeling extra risky, you can add on:
I want to see children come out of you
Are you my basement?
Cuz‘ i wanna put some children in you
Are you a van?
Because I want to put my children in you.
Hey, I’m gonna turn you into my crippling hentai addiction
Full of children.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day i danced with you.
I want to bear all your children.
I lost all my children now, want to create some new ones?
You're so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives?
Hi, do you want to have my children? (No) OK, can we just practice then?
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!
Smooth and dirty Children pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Children conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Children phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.