Top 37 Children Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Children chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Me: Happy Mother’s Day!
Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?
Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children. -
Are you the children in my basement
‘cause i’m never letting you leave me
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I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
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Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?
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Hey gurl, are you Abraham?
Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.
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Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...
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None of my children lives with me.
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Are you Kronos?
Because have a feeling you want to swallow my children.
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We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.
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So, how many children do you think we should have?
Funny children pickup lines
One day you'll be the father to our childrens.
Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?
Are you famous children's author R.L. Stine?
Because you're giving me goosebumps
We will make the most handsome of children.
Are you a school?
Cause I want to send children inside you.
Do you want to know how I got these muscles?
Lifting children out of poverty.
Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...
Hey girl are you a Dino?
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Are you an oven?
Because I want to stick children inside of you
Are you good at carrying things?
Because I want you to carry my children
My future children need your DNA!
Are you a school?
Cuz I wanna shoot children inside you <3
Hey, you a cornfield?
Cuz I'm stalkin' you
- If you're feeling extra risky, you can add on:
I want to see children come out of you
The path of picking up ladies and superficiality
"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that.
These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize.
PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s.
Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this".
\-Damien
Are you my basement?
Cuz‘ i wanna put some children in you
Are you a van?
Because I want to put my children in you.
Hey, I’m gonna turn you into my crippling hentai addiction
Full of children.
It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!
You can do me up like Woodrow Wilson, carry my children, exit the building. Let me love you like you're the shit, girl, you're the shit, girl. You're the shit, girl. (Dressed to Digress)
Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My tits are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day i danced with you.
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
Hi, do you want to have my children? (No) OK, can we just practice then?
You're so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives?