God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.

Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

I am not saying your parents are form Al Qaeda

But they definately know how to make a bomb

Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.

I swore on my parents' grave to protect the innocent. Take off your bra.

Can I use your phone?

I'd like to call your parents and thank them for the ransom money I'm about to recieve.

Hey, my parents are out of town sweetheart. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.

Seriously baby, I’ll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.

Are your parents retarded?

Cuz girl you special

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

I want to meet your parents.

I am a big fan of their work!

I'm thankful for your parents genes, you're hot.

Are your parents retarded?

Because I think you're special.

- Robin Williams.

So are you ready to meet my parents?

We've been dating a while, so I'd like you to come over and eat my parents.

Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Hey , my parents are out of town . This means that we have the haunted house all to ourselves.

Are your parents retarded?

Because there's something special about you

Damn girl, are your parents ghost producers? Cuz I can't believe you're responsible for dat ass.

Lemme leave a 5 star review of your parents

On uber eats for making such a cute SNACC / beautiful desert

What is the most difficult thing to do when learning how to surf? Telling your parent that you are gay.

Yo, are your parents drug dealer?

Cause, I am addicted to what they made 🥰

Hey diddle diddle, that's what I want you to do to my v**....

Are your parents assholes? Because your the shit.

Just by looking at you I can guess your parents are called flour and sugar. There’s no other way to explain why you such a sweet pie.

Are your parents loan originators? Because I want to submit my loan application to take you as my wife.

Hey babe, wanna come over? My parents are home.

I guess your parents are bakers 🤷‍️

Because they made such a cutie pie!

Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAMMMMMMMM!

Could I ask you for a favor? Could you get your parents autograph for me?

Because I’m a huge of their work!

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and I dreamt of you all night."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and my dream's to travel the world with you."

Are you a library book? Because I'd love to check you out... just like your adoptive parents did!

"Well, good afternoon, Sally! You sure know how to make a grand entrance. Ever consider a career in theatre?"

"Your parents may have barred football, but no defense could keep me from scoring a date with you."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams of a loving wife."

"You weren't allowed to watch football, but there's no rule against playing the game of love, right?"

"They hid football from you, darling? Let me introduce you to my field; it's more exciting with you as my cheerleader."

"Your parents may be strict, but I'm ready to break some rules just to get a taste of your perfection."

"Going to the shop? Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"Hey gorgeous, got pain? Because I've got a cure... it's called a dose of good company and laughter!"

"You know, my parents warned me about strangers, but I think they underestimated the charm of someone like you."

Girl are your parents gay?

Because you look like you were made by da Vinci and Picasso

"In the gallery of life, your beauty outshines any art, a testament to your artist parents' heart."

"Well, good morning sleepyhead! If your dreams are as playful as you are, they must be worth the extended slumber."

Are you a rare gem? Because even parents can see how special you are.

"Are your parents drugs? Because they've concocted something addictive, irresistibly delightful, and oh boy, I'm feeling high on you."

You must be made of sugar and spice, because parents can't help but adore you.

"Hey beautiful, your body may be aching, but I promise my comfort can soothe like medicine, want a taste?"

"Your parents brought you into this world on August 21, may I be the one to make your world complete every day?"

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and you are the 'Sistine' I've been dreaming of!"

"Our parents don't know each other yet, but how about we give them a reason to become in-laws?"

Are you a loan from my parents? Because they won't agree, but I'm willing to take the risk.

"They didn't let you watch football? Don't worry, I'd love to teach you the rules of 'personal fouls'."

Disown? Yikes! That escalated quickly. I promise to keep our fun under the radar—what’s one rebellious thing you’ve done that you can share?

"Hello, is it okay if I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Believe me, I'm like broccoli. Your parents might not like it at first, but they'll realize it's good for them eventually!"

"Stepping out of the comfort zone? I admire your bravery! Let's explore this big world together, what do you say?"

"Your parents' masterpiece, their labor of art, has surely captured this humble heart."

"Do you mind if I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams and you're definitely a sexy one."

"Can I follow you home this Valentine's? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, not my GPS."

"They say not to talk to strangers, but I couldn’t resist your charm. Care to break the rule together?"

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad/mom.

"Well, let's just say my parents are so good at math, they turned two negatives into a positive!"

"Good thing I've been told my parenting style is a mix of fun uncle and responsible grandma. Bring it on!"

"Excuse me, Rupali, were your parents bestowed the artist's grace? For in you, they've painted a masterpiece of beauty and grace."

"Is it illegal to be that gorgeous? Because your beauty is so arresting, it makes all my pain disappear."

"Do your parents know they debunked math? Because they're two wrongs that made an absolute right."

Are your parents Polish?

Cuz you just stole my heart...

"Don't you miss our innocent times, Macy? Let's catch up and make some more unforgettable memories."

"Are you a handbook on parenting? Because every time I see you, I see my future filled with beautiful chaos."

"Pallavi, as a masterpiece of art, your parents' hands have made you smart, your beauty alone can steal my heart."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always said to follow my dreams and you're the protagonist in mine."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and you're my ultimate obsession."

"Can I follow you home tonight? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Oh, don't worry. I'm like a software update - initially annoying, but eventually your parents will appreciate the improvements!"

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and señorita, you're Mexico's finest!"

"Wow, you sure know how to make a girl feel special. With that charm, you must be beating them off with a stick!"

"Stepping out into independence is exciting! Any particular dreams you're chasing as you leave the nest?"

"Well, you're half right. They didn't give me enough...chocolate! My love for it is unmatchable, can you compete?"

"Your parents' masterpiece unrivaled, in your charm I'm caught, they surely broke the mold when such perfection they wrought."

"Your parents may have banned football, but no one said you couldn't play the field with me."

"Good 'afternoon', sleep beauty! Being an early bird has its perks but your energy definitely lights up the afternoon."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, even the naughty ones."

"My parents warned me about talking to strangers, but you’re too intriguing to resist—mind if I break the rule?"

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams and you’re hilariously dreamy!"

Can I follow you where you're going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

"They say not to talk to strangers, but I couldn’t resist when I saw such a captivating smile."

"Are Your Parents Retarded?

Because you sure are special" - Robin Williams R.I.P

"Did your parents argue with a calculator? Because they proved two wrongs can indeed create a stunning right."

Tell your parents that I'm great fan of their work

"You're like a forbidden touchdown, even though your parents said no football, I'm glad they said yes to you."

"Excuse me Snow White, but can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Do your parents have a library card? Cause I'm definitely checking you out past their strict 'due date'."

"Well, I'm just a rebel with a cause. We'd make the perfect 'forbidden romance' story, don't you think?"

"Your parents fell in love and gave the world a gift on August 21. Fancy recreating that magic?"

Haha, disowned for having fun? Sounds like a plot twist! I’d love to hear more about your adventures—what gets you into trouble?

"I've always been a fan of thrilling adventures. Conquering your parents' hearts seems like the next exciting mission."

Well, as long as they don’t inherit my dance moves, we’re golden! Imaginary parenting should be a walk in the park, right?

Thanks! I’m just trying to outshine my plant that refuses to die despite my neglect. Plant parenting: a true test of skill, don’t you think?

"Venturing out into the world, huh? That's brave and adventurous. I love a woman with a sense of independence."

"They say not to talk to strangers, but I couldn’t resist when I saw you shining like this."

"Afternoon Sally! You've turned snoozing into an art form. Who needs morning when we've got your sunshine in the afternoon?"

"Wow, such bold words! But I guess the mirror can be our harshest critic sometimes, right?"

Just by looking at you I can guess your parents are called flour and sugar

Cause there’s no other way to explain why you such a cutie-pie

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams and apparently, you're a dog lover too."

"That's brave of you! So what does this new chapter look like for you? Any thrilling ventures?"

Haha, that’s a big responsibility! I hope my imaginary parenting skills are better than my cooking skills. Remember the last time I made toast?

"Excuse me, but can I follow you on your trip? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Oh really? Well, they always told me beauty is subjective. Guess they were right after all 😉"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your parents must have prayed for an angel like you.

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams...and curry them!"

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams and you're officially the girl of them."

"Ah, a hidden gem with a touch of mystery! Bet exploring your world would be like finding an oasis in a desert."

Are you a shooting star? Because every parent's wish is for their child to be like you.

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, even if they're dancing on a paddle board!"

"Afternoon, Sally! Your energy is contagious, even at this hour. Ready to seize the day after your beauty sleep?"

"That's a bold move. Independence suits you well! How about we celebrate this life milestone with a virtual coffee chat?"

"Would you mind if I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"You might not watch football, but every time I see you, it's a touchdown."

"Oh, jumping straight to the parenting stage? I like your confidence, though we should probably figure out our favorite dessert first."

"Disowned? Sounds dramatic! But with a partner like me, who needs parents? Just imagine the fun we could have breaking all the rules! 😏"

"Your parents never let you watch football? Maybe I can score and show you the game of love instead."

I was told by my parents to do what makes me happy

So can I do you tonight?

"Stepping out and making your mark - sounds like someone I'd love to know better. Here's to new beginnings, right?"

"Beautiful, if your parents don't listen, how about we chat instead? I promise, my attention is all yours."

"Is your dad a locksmith? Because he certainly made the key to my heart when he created you."

"Well, Sally, looks like our internal clocks are totally out of sync! But hey, it keeps life interesting, doesn't it?"

"Is your name Right? Because your parents sure proved the theory wrong: two Wrongs did make a Right!"

"They say not to talk to strangers, but I’d love to make an exception and get to know you."