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Top 50 Parents Pick Up lines

Are you looking for some funny and cheesy pick up lines for parents? Get some good ideas here to help you break the ice with other parents. These pick up lines for parents are clean and funny. Make the best out of these lines to help you flirt and get the attention of other parents.

  1. Your parents must have been drug dealers.....

    'Cause you're dope

  2. Ur parents must be drug dealers

    Because I'm addicted to what they made

  3. My parents told me to follow my dreams

    Thats why i am sticking with you

  4. Are your parents drug dealers?

    Cause I’m definitely addicted to what they made

  5. Sorry to text you so early in the day

    But my parents did ask me to focus on my future this morning ;)

  6. Hey girl are your legs like my parents?

    Cuz theh need separating

  7. God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.

  8. Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

  9. I am not saying your parents are form Al Qaeda

    But they definately know how to make a bomb

  10. Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.


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What is a Parents pickup line?

Working parents pickup lines

You look like you were born of goodly parents.

I swore on my parents' grave to protect the innocent. Take off your bra.

My parents don't live on the same property.

Can I use your phone?

I'd like to call your parents and thank them for the ransom money I'm about to recieve.

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This is a funny Parents pickup line!

Seriously baby, I’ll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.

Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

Are your parents retarded?

Cuz girl you special

I want to meet your parents.

I am a big fan of their work!

Are your parents drug dealers?

Cause I’m addicted to what they made

I'm thankful for your parents genes, you're hot.

Are your parents retarded?

Because I think you're special.

- Robin Williams.

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Working Parents tinder opener

We've been dating a while, so I'd like you to come over and eat my parents.

Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Hey , my parents are out of town . This means that we have the haunted house all to ourselves.

Can I have your Instagram?

My parents said I should follow my dreams.

Are your parents retarded?

Because there's something special about you

Damn girl, are your parents ghost producers? Cuz I can't believe you're responsible for dat ass.

What is the most difficult thing to do when learning how to surf? Telling your parent that you are gay.

Lemme leave a 5 star review of your parents

On uber eats for making such a cute SNACC / beautiful desert

Yo, are your parents drug dealer?

Cause, I am addicted to what they made 🥰

Hey diddle diddle, that's what I want you to do to my vagina.

Are your parents assholes? Because your the shit.