Top 50 parents Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Parents chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Your parents must have been drug dealers.....

   'Cause you're dope

2. Are your parents drug dealers?

   Cause I’m definitely addicted to what they made

3. God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.

4. Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

5. I am not saying your parents are form Al Qaeda

   But they definately know how to make a bomb

6. Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.

7. You look like you were born of goodly parents.

8. I swore on my parents' grave to protect the innocent. Take off your bra.

9. My parents don't live on the same property.

10. Can I use your phone?

    I'd like to call your parents and thank them for the ransom money I'm about to recieve.

Latest parents chat up lines

Hey, my parents are out of town sweetheart. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.

Seriously baby, I’ll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.

Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

I want to meet your parents.

I am a big fan of their work!

I'm thankful for your parents genes, you're hot.

Are your parents retarded?
Because I think you're special.

- Robin Williams.

So are you ready to meet my parents?

We've been dating a while, so I'd like you to come over and eat my parents.

Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.

Hey , my parents are out of town . This means that we have the haunted house all to ourselves.

Are your parents retarded?

Because there's something special about you

Are your parents assholes?

Because you're the shit.

Hey babe, wanna come over? My parents are home.

Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAMMMMMMMM!

Could I ask you for a favor? Could you get your parents autograph for me?

Because I’m a huge of their work!

"Are Your Parents Retarded?

Because you sure are special" - Robin Williams R.I.P

Did your parents read you Dr. Seuss when you were younger?

Because green eggs and DAMN!!!

Just by looking at you I can guess your parents are called flour and sugar

Cause there’s no other way to explain why you such a cutie-pie

Are you my parents expectation?

Because I will never be good enough for you

Your parents must be retarded

Because you sure are special

Are you candy?

Because ur the only thing my parents won't let me eat.

Thank your parents for me. The genes they gave you were exquisite!

What’s your twitter handle?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.