Top 50 Parents Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Parents chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Your parents must have been drug dealers.....
'Cause you're dope
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My parents told me to follow my dreams
Thats why i am sticking with you
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Are your parents drug dealers?
Cause I’m definitely addicted to what they made
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God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.
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Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!
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I am not saying your parents are form Al Qaeda
But they definately know how to make a bomb
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Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.
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You look like you were born of goodly parents.
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I swore on my parents' grave to protect the innocent. Take off your bra.
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My parents don't live on the same property.
Funny parents pickup lines
Can I use your phone?
I'd like to call your parents and thank them for the ransom money I'm about to recieve.
Hey, my parents are out of town sweetheart. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Seriously baby, I’ll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.
Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.
Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
I want to meet your parents.
I am a big fan of their work!
I'm thankful for your parents genes, you're hot.
Are your parents retarded?
Because I think you're special.
- Robin Williams.
So are you ready to meet my parents?
We've been dating a while, so I'd like you to come over and eat my parents.
Can I follow you home?
Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
Hey , my parents are out of town . This means that we have the haunted house all to ourselves.
Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.
Are your parents retarded?
Because there's something special about you
Are your parents assholes?
Because you're the shit.
Hey babe, wanna come over? My parents are home.
I guess your parents are bakers 🤷️
Because they made such a cutie pie!
Girl are your parents retarded?
Cause you’re really special
Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAMMMMMMMM!
Could I ask you for a favor? Could you get your parents autograph for me?
Because I’m a huge of their work!
"Are Your Parents Retarded?
Because you sure are special" - Robin Williams R.I.P
Did your parents read you Dr. Seuss when you were younger?
Because green eggs and DAMN!!!
Just by looking at you I can guess your parents are called flour and sugar
Cause there’s no other way to explain why you such a cutie-pie
I was told by my parents to do what makes me happy
So can I do you tonight?
Your parents must be retarded
Because you sure are special