Hey girl are you today’s date?

Because your a 1/10

Are you today's date?

Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

S'cuse me miss! Im gonna have to cite you for aggressive cuteness.

If convicted you could receive 5-10 solid dates.

Hey! I’m an amateur fortune teller! Can I give you a free palm reading?

Ohhh... Says here on your love line that you’re thinking about going on a date with a ridiculous guy who may or may not be good at reading palms.

Me: Hey do you want a raisin?

Her: no?
Me: How about a date?

I am studying to be a historian...

And I need a date

Hey, are you a date?

'cuz you 10/10!


We get this chance one day a year, best of luck to y'all.

You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.

Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

I like you a latte, mocha it a date?

Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.

You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!

Either you date me or I'll kill you.

Do you run track? Cause I RELAY wanna take you on a date.

Best place for a first date? The gym of course!

I i**... you go on a date with me!

Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.

Do you regurgitate on a first date?

Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

Would you like to go on a p**...-duty double date?

I'm declaring a unilateral date with you. If you don't like that, just agree to go out with me.

You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

Are you today's date?

Coz you are the one.

Will you set me? Because I'd kill for a date with you.

You're jusssst gonna sssslither your way into a date, aren't ya?

Sry, when was the date? I forgot after I hit my head, when I fell for you.

You're anything but plain, and I'm sick of the plateau-nic life. Carbon Date Me?

Ever dated an alien?

Hey girl, are u taken?

I don’t know who u are. I don’t know what u want. What I do have are a very particular set of skills. If u aren’t interested, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for u, I will not pursue u. But if u want to go out on a date, I will look for u, I will find u and I will kiss u.

Irish you'd go on a date with me 'cause you're so pretty you're Dublin my heart rate.

Trust me babe, just like art, dating me is a KATSU!

I was going to ask you on a date to a restaurant

But I don’t think they’d appreciate me bringing my own meal

What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?

You're cute. I'm cute. Let's date.

You could date me if you want, that's your choice as an American citizen and nobody should judge you for it.

Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now

Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?

I’m learning about important dates in history

Wanna be one of them?

Date a runner because everyone else is a player.

Are you today’s date?

Because I’m never going to see you again after tonight

How many roses

I: You hold one rose and stand in front of the mirror. How many roses do you see?

She: Two. One in mirror, one in my hands.

I: No, i's three.

She: How's is it three?

I: Are you not counting yourself too?

She blushed when I said this. And a date it is!

I would love to take you out on a date. I am 'outstanding' in my field.

I'm new to the area, know any good places around here for a first date?

Alright, what time works best for you?

The date is 10.01

May I date the 10 which is the 1 for me

Do you run track? Because I relay want to date you.

Hey girl, the best part of dating a doctor? I know where your g-spot is.

How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?

Let's go on a date, I'll make sure it's A Day To Remember!

Can you help? I'm late for a very important date.. with you.

As it's our first date, I promise to focus exclusively on your Outermost Regions.

Are you a carbon sample?

Because I'd like to 'date' you

I know your favorite restaurant lets go on a date we can see your favorite movie too.

Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

Tracking number (phone number)

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

(Reviews)

I bet you get a latte of dates.

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Are you Italian?

Venice the day I can take you out on a date?

So I was looking at my calendar

And I was surprised to see that we have a date this Saturday

The reasons to date me are like a circle.

An infinite amount of points

Are you today’s date?

Because I want to 6/9

Hello my name is Inigo Montoya

U stole my heart. Prepare to date.

We've been dating a while, so I'd like you to come over and eat my parents.

Whereas I' m not seeing anyone else right now, I strongly advice you not to violate my dating rights.

If we dated, you’d be AirPods and I’d be an Android phone.

Girl: What do you mean?
Me: We’d definitely be compatible, but everyone who saw us paired together would question why you don’t just upgrade to an iPhone.

Burnt my maths textbook.

That had no formula to date you.🥺

If we went on a date, you’d want to recycle me and go on another date.

You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.

I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.