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Top 50 Dating Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dating pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Wanna go on a date?

    Wanna maybe do dinner a movie then...Breakfast?

  2. What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?

    “What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?”

  3. Roses are red, you're so great...

    Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

  4. Roses are red today I think your pretty great

    Today's my cake day we should make it a date

  5. If you were a dried fruit...

    You’d be my date

  6. Let's flip a coin...

    Heads, I go out on a date with you; Tails, you go out with me

  7. Hey girl are you today’s date?

    Because your a 1/10

  8. Are you today's date?

    Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

  9. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  10. S'cuse me miss! Im gonna have to cite you for aggressive cuteness.

    If convicted you could receive 5-10 solid dates.

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Me: Hey do you want a raisin?

Her: no?
Me: How about a date?

Hey baby, are you today's date

Because you're 9/10

I am studying to be a historian...

And I need a date

You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.

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After reviewing your resume I have decided to invite you on a date with me.

Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.

I like you a latte, mocha it a date?

You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!

Either you date me or I'll kill you.

Best place for a first date? The gym of course!

Do you run track? Cause I RELAY wanna take you on a date.

I incest you go on a date with me!

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Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.

Do you regurgitate on a first date?

Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

I'm declaring a unilateral date with you. If you don't like that, just agree to go out with me.

You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

(Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?

Coz you are the one.

Will you set me? Because I'd kill for a date with you.

You're jusssst gonna sssslither your way into a date, aren't ya?

You're anything but plain, and I'm sick of the plateau-nic life. Carbon Date Me?

Ever dated an alien?