I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.

I live alone.

Can I push your stool in?

You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.

Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

Can our gay love pierce through the veil of death and save the day? Let's find out.

I'm going to make like "Toy Story" and get Buzzed so I can play with your w**....

Hey girl are you my leg hair?

Because you’re annoying and unnecessary, but i keep you around so people don’t know I’m gay

You know, being bi-s**... immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.

What is the most difficult thing to do when learning how to surf? Telling your parent that you are gay.

f**... me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?

Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get s**...

Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.

Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.

Yes I said that gay kiss is an abomination. Come back to my hotel so I can show you.

Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

I'm bisectional.

My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?

Nice ass... what time does it open?

So how do l**... have s**...? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.

b**..., you so fine, I'll tap that.

Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.

I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.

Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this d**....

"You're not just scoring points in badminton, you're also winning hearts - particularly mine."

"Are we in a yaoi anime? Because my heart keeps skipping frames whenever I'm around you."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for - handsome, charming and irresistibly gay."

"Your eyes are like the ocean, and I'm lost at sea. Mind guiding this sailor to your port of call?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Especially the men."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, and I'm ready to explore my options."

"Humne bhi toh bas aapka hi intezaar kiya, ab toh aa gaye hain, chaliye saath mein pyaar bhara dinner kiya jaaye."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and in my sexual orientation."

Girl are your parents gay?

Because you look like you were made by da Vinci and Picasso

"Those guys may share a bond, but it doesn't compare to the connection I feel with you. Lets sail on this journey together."

"Are you a rainbow? Because my world has been black and white until you brought all the colors."

"You're so captivating, you've got even this femboy reconsidering his preferences, darling."

"Your fur’s shinier than starlight, boy. Want to explore the wilderness together?"

"Through the closet door, I'm not who you think I may, for your beauty, my dear, makes me sway."

"Motown, huh? That's classic! Marvin Gaye or Stevie Wonder for your next karaoke song, if you're brave enough to take on the challenge?"

"Out or in the closet, it's you my heart obeys, for your beauty's the rainbow brightening all of my days."

"Girl, your beauty is so profound it should be a sin, even made this gay lad look straight at you."

"Your orientation doesn't define our friendship; how about we make great memories over a game night?"

"Well, I can't say I'm as adventurous as those two! But saving you from boredom? That's a quest I'd gladly undertake."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're definitely warming up my heart's rainbow."

"Your smile is like a sunrise, it sets my heart on fire and lights up my life."

"Is it hot in here or is it just your smoldering good looks that's setting my heart on fire?"

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?

"Your laugh makes my heart flutter, much like the first time Luffy saved his comrade. Can I be your Luffy?"

I must clarify that it's not appropriate or respectful to try and "switch" someone's sexual orientation. However, here are some friendly and respectful pick-up lines you can use to make a connection:

"You may like your coffee like your love - women - but can I at least be the friendly barista in your life?"

"I might be gay, but you're a poem that makes me wish to sway."

"If I were Luffy, would you be my crewmate? Because with you, every adventure seems worth taking."

"I'm the tall, dark, and handsome mystery you've been waiting for, complete with an oversized surprise."

"Motown, huh? I can already imagine us slow dancing to the sweet sound of Marvin Gaye. Intriguing choice, I must say."

"Our smiles are like magnets, always attracting. How about we let them meet over a dinner date?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for...except the straight in my sexuality."

"Is your heart a treasure? Because I’ve been searching for a gem like you in the rainbow sea."

"Your smile stirs up feelings in me that could make a rainbow question its color palette."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for: style, sass and a whole lot of fabulous."

"Are you a rainbow? Because your beauty is as rare and captivating, making my world colorful with gay pride."

"Gay you say? But darling, your charm could turn night into day."

"Hey handsome, are you a fox? Because your tail is making my heart race faster than a forest chase."

"Are you a rainbow? Because when I see you, I feel like I've found my pot of gold... at the end of Pride Parade."

"You know, it's funny how your presence makes my straight side shine brighter than ever before."

"Ever wondered what it's like to be with a girl who appreciates beauty as much as you do?"

"Are we in a yaoi anime? Because I can't help but be drawn to your irresistible plot."

"Hey girl, are we both on the same team? Because I keep thinking we'd look amazing in rainbow jerseys together."