I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.

I live alone.

Can I push your stool in?

You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.

Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

Can our gay love pierce through the veil of death and save the day? Let's find out.

I'm going to make like "Toy Story" and get Buzzed so I can play with your w**....

Hey girl are you my leg hair?

Because you’re annoying and unnecessary, but i keep you around so people don’t know I’m gay

You know, being bi-s**... immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.

What is the most difficult thing to do when learning how to surf? Telling your parent that you are gay.

f**... me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?

Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get s**...

Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.

Yes I said that gay kiss is an abomination. Come back to my hotel so I can show you.

Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.

Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

I'm bisectional.

My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?

Nice ass... what time does it open?

So how do l**... have s**...? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.

Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.

b**..., you so fine, I'll tap that.

I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.

Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this d**....

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for - handsome, charming and irresistibly gay."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for... and a little extra."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Especially the men."

"Are we in a yaoi anime? Because my heart keeps skipping frames whenever I'm around you."

Me h**... Erectus! Stop laughing, that not mean me gay!

"You're not just scoring points in badminton, you're also winning hearts - particularly mine."

"Are you a superhero? Because my heart races faster than a speeding bullet when I see you."

Your love for dinos is rad, like a meteor, you've made my heart extinct with glad.

"Your eyes are like the ocean, and I'm lost at sea. Mind guiding this sailor to your port of call?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, and I'm ready to explore my options."

"Are you a anime character? Because you have me feeling some serious yaoi vibes."

"If I were a prince, you'd be the magical witch who captured my heart in this beautiful field."

Do you play League? Because I'd love to lane with you all night long.

"Humne bhi toh bas aapka hi intezaar kiya, ab toh aa gaye hain, chaliye saath mein pyaar bhara dinner kiya jaaye."

"Are you a closet? Because every time I see you, I want to come out and say hi!"

Girl are your parents gay?

Because you look like you were made by da Vinci and Picasso

"Is your name Liam? Because every time I see you, I feel like I hit the jackpot."

"Are you a spell? Because ever since you arrived, my heart has been in enchantment."

"Are you a rainbow? Because my world has been black and white until you brought all the colors."

"Those guys may share a bond, but it doesn't compare to the connection I feel with you. Lets sail on this journey together."

"You're so captivating, you've got even this femboy reconsidering his preferences, darling."

"Amongst all these flowers, you shine the brightest. Care to cast a love spell on me?"

Are you a T-Rex? Because your roar is fierce, and your style is oh-so chic.

"Motown, huh? That's classic! Marvin Gaye or Stevie Wonder for your next karaoke song, if you're brave enough to take on the challenge?"

"Out or in the closet, it's you my heart obeys, for your beauty's the rainbow brightening all of my days."

"Your fur’s shinier than starlight, boy. Want to explore the wilderness together?"

"Are you a spell? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind, witch boy."

"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. You're the heat in this winter wonderland."

"Your orientation doesn't define our friendship; how about we make great memories over a game night?"

"Well, I can't say I'm as adventurous as those two! But saving you from boredom? That's a quest I'd gladly undertake."

"Through the closet door, I'm not who you think I may, for your beauty, my dear, makes me sway."

"Girl, your beauty is so profound it should be a sin, even made this gay lad look straight at you."

"Is it just me, or do we have some serious chemistry? Let’s test it with a kiss and see!"

Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom s**...?

"You must be the prince of my dreams, because meeting you feels like pure magic."

Excuse me, but I think we have a connection stronger than my Wi-Fi signal.

I must clarify that it's not appropriate or respectful to try and "switch" someone's sexual orientation. However, here are some friendly and respectful pick-up lines you can use to make a connection:

"You may like your coffee like your love - women - but can I at least be the friendly barista in your life?"

"Is it hot in here or is it just your smoldering good looks that's setting my heart on fire?"

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?

"Your smile is like a sunrise, it sets my heart on fire and lights up my life."

"Are you a rainbow? Because you just brightened my day with all those colors!"

"Your laugh makes my heart flutter, much like the first time Luffy saved his comrade. Can I be your Luffy?"

"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. Let's make this winter one to remember."

"Motown, huh? I can already imagine us slow dancing to the sweet sound of Marvin Gaye. Intriguing choice, I must say."

Are you a Jett main? Because you're the only one who can dash straight into my heart!

"I might be gay, but you're a poem that makes me wish to sway."

"Is your heart a treasure? Because I’ve been searching for a gem like you in the rainbow sea."

"I'm the tall, dark, and handsome mystery you've been waiting for, complete with an oversized surprise."

"I may be a bratty prince, but even I can't resist someone as captivating as you."

"Is your name Google? Because you have me searching for answers to the question of how someone can be so charmingly clueless."

"If I were Luffy, would you be my crewmate? Because with you, every adventure seems worth taking."

"Is it just me, or do our lips have a secret that they're dying to share?"

"Our smiles are like magnets, always attracting. How about we let them meet over a dinner date?"

"Didn't realize you’re into anime, but honestly, our chemistry could give Luffy and his mate a run for their money!"

"Your smile stirs up feelings in me that could make a rainbow question its color palette."

If stars were kisses, you'd light up the sky. Your beauty is like a rainbow, so bright and so high.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for: style, sass and a whole lot of fabulous."

"Are you a rainbow? Because your beauty is as rare and captivating, making my world colorful with gay pride."

"Are you a potion? Because every time I see you, my heart concocts a love spell."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you just defined 'adorably clueless' and I can't resist a challenge."

"If love were magic, I'd be casting spells all day just to have you by my side."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in my true colors?"

"If studying were an art form, you'd be the masterpiece that I would never tire of admiring."

"Hey handsome, are you a fox? Because your tail is making my heart race faster than a forest chase."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like you landed on your knees first."

"Gay you say? But darling, your charm could turn night into day."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—and I just want to see more."

"Are you a rainbow? Because when I see you, I feel like I've found my pot of gold... at the end of Pride Parade."

"You're a prince, but with that smile, you're also the ruler of my heart and desires."

"Are you a superhero? Because you've got me feeling like I just saved the world with that smile."

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

"Ever wondered what it's like to be with a girl who appreciates beauty as much as you do?"

You're the sunshine on a rainy day, making everything more fun and gay.

"Are you a spell? Because I've been enchanted ever since I laid eyes on you, my prince."

"Are you a textbook? Because every time I study your face, I get major heart palpitations."

"You must be royalty, because my heart races faster than a horse at the sight of you, prince."

"If you were a superhero, your power would be making everyone around you feel instantly more alive—just like me right now."

"Are we in a yaoi anime? Because I can't help but be drawn to your irresistible plot."

"Are you a textbook? Because every time I see you, I can't help but study your charm."

"Hey girl, are we both on the same team? Because I keep thinking we'd look amazing in rainbow jerseys together."

"Are you a rainbow? Because you just added color to my gray day and I’m ready to chase you!"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te. Let's bond tonight.

"You must be a prince because my heart feels like it's under a charming spell whenever you're near."

"You're a prince in the library of my heart, where every page is filled with fantasies of you."

"Out of the shadows to your light I do play, because darling it's you who makes me straightaway."

"Is your name Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for... in the 'women seeking women' section."

"Are you a Soviet painting? Because I see a masterpiece every time I look at you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… especially my fear of being me!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again... with a rainbow flag?"

"If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. Can I have the pleasure of getting to know you?"

"Are your lips made of sugar? Because I can’t stop imagining how sweet our kisses would be."

Miss are you taken or am I Mistaken

Idk upvote if you're not gay

"Can I tell you a secret? Your beauty's the only thing that makes questioning my sexuality so confusing."

"Your smile could turn a straight girl gay, but luckily for you, I'm already there."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... except for women."

"Out of the closet I stride, on a rainbow’s playful ray, drawn by your beauty's tide; won't you be my sunshine's day?"

"Is your magic as enchanting as your smile, my prince? Because I'm under your spell already."

"Are you a fox? Because your charm is outfoxing my heart, making my tail wag with desire."

"You must be a magical potion because I feel bewitched by your presence in these blossoms."

"Just like Luffy saved his friend, I'd save you...only difference? Our story would end with a passionate kiss."

"If magic could make someone fall in love, then I must be under your charming spell, my dear prince."

If I were a prince, you'd be the enchanting witch who captured my heart in this blooming field.

"Meri gym membership ke paise waste nahi gaye. Uthana padega toh dumbbells ke jagah tumhe utha lunga."

"Is your heart a rainbow? Because I've been following it and I think I've found my pot of gold."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—like my chances with the ladies!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—and I definitely feel the spark!"