Top 37 Tank Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tank pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tank tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!
If you were stuck in a tank, I'd save you.
You're welcome in my shark tank.
I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.
Girl, this isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank that can power you all night long.
Can I check out your tank rack?
I got the energy tank, let's go at it all night long.
I got a full tank of gas, now I just need a companion to go with me.
Somebody better do something! I’ve got a tank on my ass.
Siege Tank: Hehe, man, I just LOVE blowin' things up!

Working tank pickup lines

Siege Tank: If the guns are churnin', your ass is burnin'! If the guns are blazin', your ass is... (gears grind) ...a raisin. I don't know, what do you want from me?

Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.

Girl, can I put some boat fuel into your tank?

Tonight I want to swim in your tank.

Babe, you don't need to enter my shark tank to get money from me.

Girl, you put the motorboat in your boat tank fuel.

Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?

I should have brought my oxygen tank because you take my breath away.

Shark Tank related!

Baby, can I put my shark 🦈 in your tank? with 100% equity.

Are you my gas tank?

Because I'm hoping, before work, to fill you up till I cry.

If you were a fish tank, I would tap that!

I should have packed an extra tank of oxygen

Because you took my breath away (stole this from r/wholesomememes)

You can call me Tank

Because I love the taste of women.

Are you a fish tank?

Cuz I’d ‘tap’ that.

Are you the glass on a fish tank?

Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that

In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.



Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.



I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

Can I buy you a tank of gas?

Nice tanks

Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

How aboat you come back to my place and check out my huge tank

This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.

I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.

Open your brain tank, bro, 'cause here comes some premium 91-octane knowledge. There's three rules of cheating: 1. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. 2. It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.