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Top 24 Tank Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tank pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I wish you were a septic tank,

    Cause I want to pump the shit out of you.

  2. Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!

  3. If you were stuck in a tank, I'd save you.

  4. You're welcome in my shark tank.

  5. I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.

  6. Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.

  7. Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?

  8. I should have brought my oxygen tank because you take my breath away.

  9. If you were a fish tank, I would tap that!

  10. I should have packed an extra tank of oxygen

    Because you took my breath away (stole this from r/wholesomememes)

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Hey girl, are you the Bob Semple tank?
Cause I wanna get in you and blast

You can call me Tank

Because I love the taste of women.

Are you the glass on a fish tank?

Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that

Are you a fish tank?

Cuz I’d ‘tap’ that.

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This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.

Can I put my tank into your mall?

Open your brain tank, bro, 'cause here comes some premium 91-octane knowledge. There's three rules of cheating: 1. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. 2. It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.

I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.

Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

How aboat you come back to my place and check out my huge tank

Nice tanks

Do you know anything about sensory deprivation tanks? We can get some fun with it.

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