I got the energy tank, let's go at it all night long.

I got a full tank of gas, now I just need a companion to go with me.

Somebody better do something! I’ve got a tank on my ass.

Siege Tank: If the guns are churnin', your ass is burnin'! If the guns are blazin', your ass is... (gears grind) ...a raisin. I don't know, what do you want from me?

Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.

Tonight I want to swim in your tank.

Baby you put my tank in siege mode.

Babe, you don't need to enter my shark tank to get money from me.

Girl, you put the motorboat in your boat tank fuel.

Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive my tank around again for another pass?"

"Lost in these woods or lost in your eyes, I know I'm in good hands with your dominant yet tender care."

"Babe, your fiery red hair matches your jacket, but nothing can compare to the flame you've ignited in my heart."

"Are you a tank? Because you've just rolled right into my heart and left me breathless."

I should have brought my oxygen tank because you take my breath away.

"You must be a tank commander, because you've got me ready for battle—especially if it leads to a date!"

"Are you a tank? Because you're certainly blowing me away."

"Are you a Jeeves valet? Because you just parked yourself in my heart like it’s a luxury fish tank!"

"Is your name Sherman? Because you're the only tank that's capable of penetrating my defenses."

"Are you a scuba tank? Because when I'm around you, I suddenly forget how to breathe."

"Are you a tank? Because my heart just went into full battle mode to win your affection!"

"Are you a tank? Because you just rolled over my heart with your charm."

"If you were a tank, you'd be the hottest one on the battlefield, and I'd love to be your commander."

"Are you my phone? Cause I can't help but be drawn to your radiant light, even when we're lost in the woods."

"Your fiery red bangs and protective nature are a beacon of allure, can I join your woodland walk and explore?"

"Are you a tank? Because you've just rolled right into my heart and left a lasting impression."

Are you a fish tank? Because you just made my heart tank go splash!

"Seeing you in your red jacket, lost among the trees, even your phone can't compete with the way you've captivated me."

"You must be an armored tank, because my defenses are down and I'm ready to be captured by your charm."

Are you a fish tank? Because you just made me completely waterlogged with your charm.

"You're usually leading the way, but how about we get lost together in your favourite forest trail?"

"I must be a tank commander because I can't stop fantasizing about taking you for a wild ride!"

"Tank top and shorts? Loving the summer vibes! I bet you look amazing—perfect outfit for a flirty conversation like this. 😉"

"Is your name T90? Because when you rolled in, my heart surrendered instantly."

"Is your name Tank? Because every time I see you, my heart goes into full throttle."

"Only if you promise to keep me in a warm tank and shower me with your attention. What else have you got in store for me? 😉"

"Excuse me, but are you a battle tank? Because you've got me feeling all hot and ready for action!"

"Is your car's gas tank like my heart? Because the moment you walked in, both started to fill up incredibly fast."

"Are you a tank? Because just like armor, you’ve got me feeling safe and excited all at once."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive my tank by again to impress you?"

"Are you a tank? Because you’ve just conquered my heart and I’d love to explore all your compartments."

"Pardon my boldness, but a captivating forest nymph like you could guide me to destinations unknown anytime."

Shark Tank related!

Baby, can I put my shark 🦈 in your tank? with 100% equity.

"Nice choice! Sounds like you’re ready for some fun in the sun. You must have killer legs to rock those shorts like that. 😏"

"Is your heart as fiery as your hair and fierce as your jacket? Because mine just caught an inferno."

"Are you a tank? Because you've just armored your way into my heart with that gorgeous smile."

Are you my gas tank?

Because I'm hoping, before work, to fill you up till I cry.

If you were a fish tank, I would tap that!

"You know, with your fiery red bangs and that fierce dominance, even the forest trails must be losing their way around you."

"Are you a map? Because I keep losing myself in your enchanting red bangs and the fire of your independence."

"Are you a tank? Because you just rolled right into my heart and captured it effortlessly."

"Are you a tank? Because you've just rolled into my heart and I can't help but surrender."

"If kisses were fishes, I'd empty my tank just to catch one from you."

"Lost in these woods, or just lost in your phone? Either way, I'd love to be the one you find next."

"Just like a septic tank expert, I'm drawn to your depth and complexity."

"Only if I get a nice tank with a view! Otherwise, I'm just a fish out of water. 🎣😂"

"Is your name Tank? Cause I feel a sudden urge to surrender."

"If you were a tank, you'd be the perfect blend of strength and beauty—hard to find, but unforgettable."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by in my favorite tank again?"

I should have packed an extra tank of oxygen

Because you took my breath away (stole this from r/wholesomememes)

Hey girl, are you the Bob Semple tank?

Cause I wanna get in you and blast

In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.

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Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.

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I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

Are you the glass on a fish tank?

Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that

Are you a fish tank?

Cuz I’d ‘tap’ that.

This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.

Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

Open your brain tank, bro, 'cause here comes some premium 91-octane knowledge. There's three rules of cheating: 1. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. 2. It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.

How aboat you come back to my place and check out my huge tank

Can I put my tank into your mall?

Nice tanks

I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.

Can I buy you a tank of gas?