37 Tank Pick Up lines

Here are 37 tank pick up lines for her and flirty tank rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about tank that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your tank rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny tank pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty tank joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Tank Pickup Lines

A good Tank hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!
If you were stuck in a tank, I'd save you.
You're welcome in my shark tank.
I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.
Girl, this isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank that can power you all night long.
Can I check out your tank rack?

Short and cute tank pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about tank are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I got the energy tank, let's go at it all night long.

I got a full tank of gas, now I just need a companion to go with me.

Somebody better do something! I’ve got a tank on my ass.

Siege Tank: Hehe, man, I just LOVE blowin' things up!

Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.

Girl, can I put some boat fuel into your tank?

Tonight I want to swim in your tank.

Cheesy tank Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Baby you put my tank in siege mode.

Babe, you don't need to enter my shark tank to get money from me.

Girl, you put the motorboat in your boat tank fuel.

Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?

I should have brought my oxygen tank because you take my breath away.

Shark Tank related!

Baby, can I put my shark 🦈 in your tank? with 100% equity.

If you were a fish tank, I would tap that!

Corny tank Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Tank conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I should have packed an extra tank of oxygen

Because you took my breath away (stole this from r/wholesomememes)

Hey girl, are you the Bob Semple tank?

Cause I wanna get in you and blast

You can call me Tank

Because I love the taste of women.

Are you the glass on a fish tank?

Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that

Are you a fish tank?
Cuz I’d ‘tap’ that.

In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.



Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.



I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

Can I buy you a tank of gas?

How aboat you come back to my place and check out my huge tank

Can I put my tank into your mall?

This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.

I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.

Open your brain tank, bro, 'cause here comes some premium 91-octane knowledge. There's three rules of cheating: 1. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. 2. It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.

A good tank Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Tank hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

Nice tanks

Do you know anything about sensory deprivation tanks? We can get some fun with it.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Tank love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Tank chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.