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Top 17 Assume Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Assume pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

  2. It bodes well for me that you’re vegetarian

    Because I assume that means you’d prefer a little meat over a lot

  3. I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex? from "A Beautiful Mind"

  4. Were you covered by bees recently

    I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.

  5. Is this a good pickup line?

    I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

  6. Tŕìom plecero VanLent tianľew !

    She replies: ?

    You: sorry I assumed from your pictures you spoke gorgeousë

  7. Under what conditions do you think it's impossible to approach?

    ...assuming you're thinking of getting a good result.

  8. Under what conditions do you think it'a impossible to approach?

    ...assuming you think it is possible to get a good result.

  9. Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

    It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.

  10. My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

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For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex?

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position

Are you a barber?

Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.

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What magazines are you posing for? (Excuse me?) My bad, I assume you are a model because your body is smoking hot.

Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you assume the missionary position.