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  1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

  2. I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex? from "A Beautiful Mind"

  3. Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

    This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

    What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

    What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

    When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

    This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

    While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

    "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

    And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

    Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

    Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

    This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

  4. Is this a good pickup line?

    I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

  5. Hey girl are you a Dino?

    Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

  6. Tŕìom plecero VanLent tianľew !

    She replies: ?

    You: sorry I assumed from your pictures you spoke gorgeousë

  7. How to Accelerate your results in Game?

    What are the 4 shifts you must go through?

    (Part 1/ 2)

    One of the core issues man have is:

    What are you thinking about when you are gaming?

    A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step.

    What should I say next?

    What is she thinking about me?

    Does she like me?

    How can I sexualize more?

    One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries.

    You should already assume that she likes you.

    This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction.

    The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you.

    The main thought should be around what are the possibilities.

    What are the odds of getting her home?

    You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something.

    This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl

    That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere...

    Get rid of that mental RAM usage!

    Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward.

    The rest is assumed!

    You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift.

    You might get results with routines and stuff like that...

    However,

    You will figure out that the goal is not only the result

    You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl.

    STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION!

    For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over.

    Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team.

    You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS.

    Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends.

    Realise that NOBODY is against you.

    They are all part of YOUR TRIBE.

    This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE.

    You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something.

    What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else

    The funny thing is girls start noticing you more.

    She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys?

    She will be chasing you like you never seen before.

    When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see

    Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.

  8. Under what conditions do you think it's impossible to approach?

    ...assuming you're thinking of getting a good result.

  9. Under what conditions do you think it'a impossible to approach?

    ...assuming you think it is possible to get a good result.

  10. Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

    It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.

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The fun of false assumption in conversation
I don't know how to describe this style of conversation but I'll just put it as "assuming" style of conversation. When I use this method, I get more positive reactions from girls. What I meant by this assuming style is, Let's say, this girl said she's gonna be at a night club and later on, the clock hits 4 in the morning and I'm home. I could text her like, "Are you having fun in the night club?" And she could just reply with one word "Yes" or "No". But when I just **assume** something and send her a text like, "Did you have fun in the night club?", something interesting happens like, she sent me a drunk voice message to me which is far better than just text saying "yes" or "no". Instead of her saying "no", she wanted to show me that she was still having a party. Do you follow what I'm conveying here? False assumption can create an interesting situation is what i'm saying.


I'm not here to say I'm a master of this assuming conversation style. I'm more like, here to ask "I think this style is pretty good esp when the conversation with this chick is about to die." **"Are there any PUA materials that deal with this type of style?"**


Hope you guys get what I'm trying to ask here.

What magazines are you posing for? (Excuse me?) My bad, I assume you are a model because your body is smoking hot.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day.

This is how I went about it.

One thing you must do is to be constantly learning.

Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation.

You must be always questioning what they are saying don´t just accept what they say at face value.

Even experts have their own blind spots!!

While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions.

So how did I shift my paradigm?

I was always curious.

You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it.

For me it was always about questioning.

When I saw other behaviors, I asked:

“Where am I doing that?"

"Where am I acting like that?”

It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up.

Until you bring it to your awareness!!

Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask “why should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal.

Is there a way to see myself that is better?

I Was always questioning myself and pushing.

Don´t assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it.

Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing?

What alternatives are there?

What reality am I assuming to be true?

For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard.

Is it really?

Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea?

Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun.

You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in.

Instead of just thinking what “did I do wrong. I am so stupid”. You can think “what was fun in this interaction?”

Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing.

Are you always questioning yourself: “WHY AM I DOING THIS?”

A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask “WHY” several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why.

After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community.

I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process.

Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count.

When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think.

Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy.

What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced.

Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. You’re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more.

You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift.

When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results.

Hope it was helpful

Peace

Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you assume the missionary position.

For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex?

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position

Are you a barber? Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.

Just because you're a dyke. I won't assume you like to hike. But want to do it outside? You don't even have to hide. Girl, I already know a priori. that it'd be a great coming out story!