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Top 14 Assume Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Assume pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Assume conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Do you have an ugly boyfriend?

    (Assuming she says no)

    Do you want one?

  2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

  3. It bodes well for me that you’re vegetarian

    Because I assume that means you’d prefer a little meat over a lot

  4. Were you covered by bees recently

    I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.

  5. Tŕìom plecero VanLent tianľew !

    She replies: ?

    You: sorry I assumed from your pictures you spoke gorgeousë

  6. Under what conditions do you think it's impossible to approach?

    ...assuming you're thinking of getting a good result.

  7. Under what conditions do you think it'a impossible to approach?

    ...assuming you think it is possible to get a good result.

  8. Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

    It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.

  9. For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.

  10. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position

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Are you a barber?

Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.

What magazines are you posing for? (Excuse me?) My bad, I assume you are a model because your body is smoking hot.

Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you assume the missionary position.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.