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Top 50 Takes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Takes pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

    But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.

    Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol

  2. I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

    Will you take me out?

  3. Roses are red, you're so great...

    Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

  4. If we play among us can I be the impostor?

    Because I want to take you out

  5. Are you a library book?

    Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better

  6. Damn girl are you an appendix

    because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

  7. I would take you to the movies

    But no outside snacks allowed

  8. Let's play a game,

    Winner takes loser home.

  9. I wanted to take you to the movies...

    But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.

  10. Call me spongebob

    Because I'll take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks

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Are you 5.56 ammunition?
Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head



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I would take you to a movie... but

They won’t let you bring your own snack!

Hey girl, I would take you to the movies

But we’re not allowed to bring snacks.

Do you know how I like my women ?

Like covid.


19, breath taking and easily spread

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Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious

I need to take you out and inspect you.

I like to take free things
And if you're free I'll take you out sometime

I’d like to take you to the movies

But they say your not aloud to bring in your own snack

Are you a cup of yogurt

Cause i wanna take off your top and eat your insides

You must be a high test score...

Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

I wish I could take you to the movies

But they won’t let me bring my own snack

Are you a toaster

Cause I wanna go take a bath with you

I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit

Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

The foot ball one

*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

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Hey are you my appendix?

Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

Have you got a good memory?

Because I'm gonna take a *megabyte* out of your ass

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb?

Cause I wanna take you out

Are you a gas chamber ?

Cause you are taking my breath away

Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

Are you a plugged in toaster , cause I wanna take a bath with you

Are you pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

Because not only are you smoking hot, you take my breath away.

Hey ma are you a toaster?

Because I'd love to take a bath with you

Can you take me to the doctor?

Because i broke my leg falling for you ;)

Did you just spin kick my trachea?

Cause you take my breath away

I can take your floppy disk

And turn it into a hard drive