Top 24 Basically Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Basically pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You're a straight ten

   On the pH scale because you're kind of basic.

2. Damn girl are you basic math

   because im definitely going to fuck this up

3. In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.

4. Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

5. Hey girl, is your pH 14?

   Cuz you’re basic as fuck

6. I may be failing basic math

   But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

7. I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

8. Are you the lottery?

   I know there's basically no chance of me getting you but it'd sure be fun if I did

9. Damn girl, you a nucleotide?

   Cause you’re basic at your core but I still wanna bond with you

10. You must have a pH of 13

    Cause you basic as fuc

Funny basically pickup lines

You're short, ginger, and wearing green. You're basically a leprechaun.

I might've failed basic maths

But you being this cute doesn't add up

Basically, are you allowed into my heart?

You remind me of a tree

Cause all I want to do is climb on top of you.

What you think I feel like this is basic bitch pick up line.

For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”

“Sure”

*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

See if they give you their number

Roses are red, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake
Will you date me?

Hey girl. You have a fiiiiine piece...

Of personality

For research purposes for our group I asked my girl how she felt about it. She does appreciate how I pay attention to more than the basic essentials.
Take notes bois (and/or ladies).

Feel free to give suggestions to make this a more irresistible pickup line.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.

Sorry I've just been a bit confused about the zoning tonight.
Basically, are you allowed into my heart?
Cos that's where I keep finding you.

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.