Top 23 basically Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Basically chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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Damn girl are you basic math
because im definitely going to fuck this up
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In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.
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Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.
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I may be failing basic math
But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up
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I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.
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Are you the lottery?
I know there's basically no chance of me getting you but it'd sure be fun if I did
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Damn girl, you a nucleotide?
Cause you’re basic at your core but I still wanna bond with you
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You're short, ginger, and wearing green. You're basically a leprechaun.
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I might've failed basic maths
But you being this cute doesn't add up
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"If you and I were squirrels...."
So it's 2004, I'm 16 years old, working at a Winn-Dixie in Panama City Beach, FL (lived there for 12+ years) and a bunch of 40-something year old drunk men would come through my checkout line. I was the 2nd fastest cashier there, was basically a front end lead, and could control just about anything in the store, so I knew I could handle myself.
But this one drunk guy...I was so uncomfortable but it made me laugh. I'll never forget this one:
"If you and I were squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"
Thankfully, my manager was nearby and stayed with me until he left. I *was* underage, after all.
Latest basically chat up lines
I'm just a basic guy...
Who for you is even ready to die
- Day 64
For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically
“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”
“Sure”
*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*
See if they give you their number
Roses are red, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake
Will you date me?
How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)
The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS
The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl.
You have a belief about it being hard!
Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy...
You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself.
You think you're not good enough.
Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you.
This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY"
You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level.
The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as
GOOD ENOUGH!
This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET
When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different.
You will become WOMEN MAGNET
You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY.
The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not.
This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women.
In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions:
Why am i trying to get every girl?
Why am i trying to win them over?
Why does it have to be so hard?
Why am i trying to prove myself to other people?
Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl?
MOST IMPORTANT ONE:
Why do i hate myself?
You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS.
BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so
If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below what answers came up
Peace
Woman of my dreams texted me first. Help?
So basically I’m a small time YouTube and I promoted my video on my Instagram story. She saw that story and replied to me about it saying “it was so funny lol”. What’s something good and flirty I can say back to her?
What's the best lines to deal with this type of girl?
She's from Slovakia. I don't know if saying "I'm tired" is big in that country but this girl is even making ME tired. I'd quit the convo right away if she wasn't that hot. I even joked about how she's basically tired most of the time but after that, she would still say the word "tired". How to deal with a girl who acts this way? These are actual quotes from her:
- "So big pressure and stress from every side"
- "So tired.. aah.."
- "Someone save me from this world!!"
- "yeah exactly, ah.. here is similar weather hha.. I'm usually tired too.."
- "I don't have time in the morning..and I like riding bicycle downhill so I would be really tired to go to work after that..! usually ride thru weekends or after work.. according to if I want and have energy..lot of times I'm really tired (*Her english is not perfect*)
- "Sometimes I write fast and I'm tired so I make such a typo.. lol sorry for that ><"
- "I wake up at 5am. It's normal..I need to go to work"
Hey girl. You have a fiiiiine piece...
Of personality
For research purposes for our group I asked my girl how she felt about it. She does appreciate how I pay attention to more than the basic essentials.
Take notes bois (and/or ladies).
Feel free to give suggestions to make this a more irresistible pickup line.
I find that this strategy works quite well.
Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met
Sorry I've just been a bit confused about the zoning tonight.
Basically, are you allowed into my heart?
Cos that's where I keep finding you.
You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.
Your PH must be 14 because you're the most basic need in my life right now.