Top 20 Basically Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Basically pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Damn girl are you basic math
because im definitely going to fuck this up
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In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.
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Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.
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I may be failing basic math
But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up
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I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.
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Are you the lottery?
I know there's basically no chance of me getting you but it'd sure be fun if I did
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Damn girl, you a nucleotide?
Cause you’re basic at your core but I still wanna bond with you
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You're short, ginger, and wearing green. You're basically a leprechaun.
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I might've failed basic maths
But you being this cute doesn't add up
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You remind me of a tree
Cause all I want to do is climb on top of you.
What you think I feel like this is basic bitch pick up line.
Funny basically pickup lines
I'm just a basic guy...
Who for you is even ready to die
- Day 64
For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically
“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”
“Sure”
*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*
See if they give you their number
Roses are red, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake
Will you date me?
I find that this strategy works quite well.
Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met
Sorry I've just been a bit confused about the zoning tonight.
Basically, are you allowed into my heart?
Cos that's where I keep finding you.
People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.
Your PH must be 14 because you're the most basic need in my life right now.