Top 26 Basically Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Basically pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You're a straight ten

   On the pH scale because you're kind of basic.

2. Damn girl are you basic math

   because im definitely going to fuck this up

3. In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.

4. Hey girl you're a 10.

   But on the pH scale coz you're kinda basic.

5. Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

6. Hey girl, is your pH 14?

   Cuz you’re basic as fuck

7. I may be failing basic math

   But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

8. I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

9. Are you the lottery?

   I know there's basically no chance of me getting you but it'd sure be fun if I did

10. Damn girl, you a nucleotide?

    Cause you’re basic at your core but I still wanna bond with you

Funny basically pickup lines

You must have a pH of 13
Cause you basic as fuc

Damn girl, you're a solid 10

On the pH scale, coz you kinda look basic.

You're short, ginger, and wearing green. You're basically a leprechaun.

I might've failed basic maths

But you being this cute doesn't add up

You remind me of a tree

Cause all I want to do is climb on top of you.

What you think I feel like this is basic bitch pick up line.

I'm just a basic guy...
Who for you is even ready to die

- Day 64

For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”

“Sure”

*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

See if they give you their number

Roses are red, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake

Will you date me?

Hey girl. You have a fiiiiine piece...

Of personality

For research purposes for our group I asked my girl how she felt about it. She does appreciate how I pay attention to more than the basic essentials.
Take notes bois (and/or ladies).

Feel free to give suggestions to make this a more irresistible pickup line.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

Sorry I've just been a bit confused about the zoning tonight.
Basically, are you allowed into my heart?
Cos that's where I keep finding you.

People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Your PH must be 14 because you're the most basic need in my life right now.