Top 22 Basically Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Basically pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Basically conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. You're a straight ten

   On the pH scale because you're kind of basic.

2. In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.

3. Hey girl you're a 10.

   But on the pH scale coz you're kinda basic.

4. Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

5. I may be failing basic math

   But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

6. I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

7. Are you the lottery?

   I know there's basically no chance of me getting you but it'd sure be fun if I did

8. This one never let me down

   All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

9. You must have a pH of 13

   Cause you basic as fuc

10. You're short, ginger, and wearing green. You're basically a leprechaun.

Funny basically pickup lines

I might've failed basic maths
But you being this cute doesn't add up

Basically, are you allowed into my heart?

I'm just a basic guy...

Who for you is even ready to die

- Day 64

For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”

“Sure”

*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

See if they give you their number

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

Hey girl. You have a fiiiiine piece...
Of personality

For research purposes for our group I asked my girl how she felt about it. She does appreciate how I pay attention to more than the basic essentials.
Take notes bois (and/or ladies).

Feel free to give suggestions to make this a more irresistible pickup line.

Sorry I've just been a bit confused about the zoning tonight.
Basically, are you allowed into my heart?
Cos that's where I keep finding you.

Your PH must be 14 because you're the most basic need in my life right now.

People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.