Are you the lottery?

I know there's basically no chance of me getting you but it'd sure be fun if I did

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Do you prefer a basic shot or a charged shot?

You must have a pH of 13

Cause you basic as fuc

"Are you an 18 on the pH scale? Because you're definitely more than just basic, girl."

Spicy? Please, I'm basically the human version of hot sauce—adds flavor but also makes you question your life choices afterward! What's your go-to dish?

"I'm basically a Walmart version of James Bond with better jokes, less action, and absolutely no martinis."

Seems like we've hit the commonality jackpot! Travel, food, hikes – you're basically reading my mind!

"Thanks for the thumbs up! They say laughter is the best medicine—so I’m basically a walking pharmacy. What prescription do you need today? 😜"

Well, I'm basically a pro at carrying snacks, so between the two of us, we've got all bases covered!

Well, lucky for you, I'm basically the human equivalent of changing your phone wallpaper from plain black to a vibrant sunset. 🌅

Thanks! I’m basically a Swiss Army knife of skills—except I can’t fix anything. My specialty? Opening snacks and making terrible puns!

Don't worry, I'm basically a dad joke connoisseur, so at least our future kids will have punny role models!

"Coffee is basically my love language! What's your go-to order when you're fueling up for the day? ☕️"

Haha, sounds like you have a dedicated fan club forming! But don't worry, I promise not to block you... at least not three times. 😉

Are you a Fortnite battle pass? Because I'd pay good money just to have you around.

"No need to dive in just yet; how about we float together over coffee while I teach you the basics?"

Talent is just code for “really good at pretending to know what I'm doing.” Just ask my plants—I'm basically a professional plant therapist! 🌱😄

"Ah, so you're basically a walking fragrance commercial? Just don’t let the cat catch you—she might want to bottle you up!"

You're short, ginger, and wearing green. You're basically a leprechaun.

Oh, just the usual - granting wishes for perfect hair days and never-ending Netflix binges. Basically, I'm a magical genie for lazy Sundays!

So basically, you're a culinary time traveler? I need to get you a chef's hat and a flux capacitor for breakfast!

Like the sun mistaking a candle's light for its own, your beauty shines brighter than you know.

"Did you just fall from heaven? Because Heaven is missing its most adorable angel... who can't solve basic calculus."

"Hey, abstract is the new black! So, are you the kind who can't resist solving complex geometry or appreciate wild creativity?"

Thanks! I'm basically a jack-of-all-trades—except for juggling. Tried once, ended up with a black eye and a bruised ego. 🤹‍♂️😂

Nursing, huh? So you're basically a superhero in scrubs! Does that come with a cape or do you have to earn that later? 😂

Wow, so you're basically a dancing legend? I can only manage the "flailing octopus" move. Care to give me some lessons? 😄

Is your name Fortnite? Because every time I see you, I can't stop playing.

Impressive! I guess that means you can handle both building things and fixing a broken heart. Consider me intrigued!

"Home safe! Basically broke world records avoiding creepy night crawlers...I'm talking about bugs, not zombies."

Are you a Fortnite battle pass? Because you're worth every level and more.

"Well, I can’t cook to save my life, but I can certainly eat. So, we're basically the perfect team!"

Like kindness mistaken for love, your smile lights up the room with a warmth that's truly divine.

"Wow, that escalated quickly! But hey, I'm not the type to deny a charming lady's wishes. How about we 'date' over coffee first?"

Well, if "rizz" means charming them with dad jokes, I'm basically a top-tier rizzler! Just wait until I drop my best pun.

So, basically the weather is on a "breakup playlist" mode. Let's hope it gets over its ex soon and gives us some sunshine! ☔

"Ah, a student! So you’re basically a professional note-taker. Do you also have a PhD in Netflix binge-watching?"

Ah, an intellectual who loves ISTPs, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm basically a walking Encyclopedia Britannica... with a side of ISTP charm. 😉

No worries, I'm basically a software engineer in my spare time. Let's debug this and see if we can get it working again!

"So you don't have Snapchat anymore, huh? How about we go back to basics and create our own unforgettable moments?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... along with my ability to remember basic math."

In a world of mistaken perceptions, your beauty shines true, a beacon of genuine grace and affection.

No problem at all! I'm basically a human encyclopedia, but with more sarcasm and less useful information. 😜

Random paragraphs? My life is basically a novel with plot twists, awkward moments, and the occasional rogue banana peel. What’s your literary genre?

Girl you’re a 10, but if you’re on a pH scale you’ll be a 0

Because you are far from basic.

Is your name Fortnite? Because I can't stop thinking about you, even when it's not night time.

Basically, are you allowed into my heart?

"Pot's too basic for you. Hydro is the name on these lips. Care to join me?"

"I get it! Coffee is basically liquid motivation. Ever tried espresso? It’s like coffee's energetic cousin that never sleeps—total party starter!"

Well, I just had a really intense staring contest with a mirror once. Now I’m basically the Zen master of my own chaotic mind!

Haha, well, I'm basically a dating guru now! Maybe I should start charging for my matchmaking services. 😜

"Is your name Medulla Oblongata? Because you've taken over my basic life functions, especially my heart."

Haha, so basically you're like a rare Pokémon - introverted until you find your trainer (me). Let's vibe and chat up a storm!

I hope you're not a tool for breaking hearts because that's a job best left to the professionals! 😉

My birthday? Let's just say it's the same day as a certain famous fictional wizard. So, basically, I’m magical! When’s yours?

"Coffee, huh? So you’re basically a caffeinated superhero? Does that make me your trusty sidekick or just another mug in the cupboard?"

Haha, so basically you're like a rare Pokémon - introverted at first but once caught, you won't stop talking. I'll bring my Pokéball! 😉

"Every second day? So you're basically a romantic version of a leap year, huh? That's...uniquely impressive."

"Charming and healthy, I'm basically kale with a better personality!"

Haha, so basically you're a "selectively extroverted" person? I like it, let's see if we can bring out that chatterbox in you! 😉

"Are you a pH test? Because you just made my heart go from basic to acidic with that smile!"

Haha, so basically a full-time breakfast enthusiast? I’m in! Just promise not to put syrup on my spaghetti—unless we’re starting a new trend.

"Well, Picasso was never known for his realism anyway. You seem like someone who appreciates art, am I right?"

If Fortnite were a person, they'd be envious of your beauty and charm.

"August 15th! So, I’m basically a summer superhero. What about you? Any secret powers associated with your birth date?"

"I missed you too! But let’s be real, who else would provide this level of entertainment? I'm basically a one-man comedy show! 🎤😄"

So you're basically a superhero in disguise? Got it! Just promise me you won't save the world while I'm trying to finish my pizza!

"So you basically want me to channel my inner Shakespeare? 'To text or not to text, that is the question!' 😄 What should I write first?"

"I'd send a picture but my smartphone can't handle this level of good looks. I'm basically the eighth wonder of the world!"

Nature is cool until you realize you're basically just outside with a bunch of bugs throwing a party on your skin.

Haha, that’s the goal! If laughter is the best medicine, then I'm basically a stand-up comedian with a PhD in silliness.

"Coffee powered? So, are you basically a superhero with caffeine as your sidekick? What's your superpower—finding the best coffee shops in town?"

"Hey Hoshi, is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection in this fully funded dorm-apartment of ours."

Yeah, I'm basically a walking comedy show. But hey, at least you won't be bored when we hang out!

"Investment banking, huh? So you're basically a professional money whisperer - can you ask mine where it goes every weekend?"

Wow, nursing? So, you’re basically a superhero in scrubs! Just promise me I won’t need CPR if our conversation gets too riveting!

"Are you a drill? Because every time I see you, my heart starts doing basic training."

Looks like you're the queen of the block button! Better watch out, I might just have to up my game to keep up with you! 🤣

Cute? Please, I’m basically a walking teddy bear! Just without the stuffing... or the ability to hug back.

Your kindness, like a beacon in the night, can easily be mistaken for love's guiding light.

I'm just a basic guy...

Who for you is even ready to die

- Day 64

For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”

“Sure”

*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

See if they give you their number

"If people feel bad without you, I'm basically starting a support group—'Life Without You Anonymous.' Can I join?"

Are you a Fortnite battle pass? Because I'd spend all my V-Bucks just to have you.

"Just like a white tee, I'm basic without your touch, Tameka. So, how about you add some color to my life?"

Roses are red, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake

Will you date me?

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Sorry I've just been a bit confused about the zoning tonight.
Basically, are you allowed into my heart?
Cos that's where I keep finding you.

Your PH must be 14 because you're the most basic need in my life right now.

You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.

People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.