Top 17 Essentials Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Essentials pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Essentials tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

   **Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**
   
   * Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
   * When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
   * Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
   * Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
   * Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
   * Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
   * Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
   * \*waits\*
   * Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
   * Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through o**... s3x?
   * \*waits\*
   * Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
   * Does this mean we can go halfsies?
   * On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
   * Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
   * They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
   * You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
   * \*waits\*
   * I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
   * Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .
   
   And for the finale:
   
   * Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
   * You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

2. I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the s**...?

3. Vitamins are essential...

   Especially vitamin U

4. Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

   Because you’re essential to me...

5. They say oxygen and water are essential for life

   But my life would be over without you

6. During this quarantine we have to stock up on essential supplies. Come home with me and my stockpile will be complete!

Working short essentials pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey girl. You have a fiiiiine piece...
Of personality

For research purposes for our group I asked my girl how she felt about it. She does appreciate how I pay attention to more than the basic essentials.
Take notes bois (and/or ladies).

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essentials Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Do you know the essential difference between kiss and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Essentials phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.