Top 50 Privates Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Privates chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

2. I know a great place to bike ride. Let's hop on my private jet!

3. Hey, baby, I'm a master of ninjitsu. How about we go to the dojo for our own private lesson?

4. I can’t wait to show you my private garden.

5. I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.

6. I’d invite you to my place, but I don’t believe in private property.

7. I'd tap that like the private phone line of a political dissenter.

8. Are you a Drill Sargent

   Cause you make my privates stand

9. I'd like to catalog your private parts.

10. Hey, let’s talk about our private goods.

Funny privates pickup lines

Would you like to see my private drone collection?

I knew as soon as I saw you that your private sector is doing fine.

I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.

My love, if I were to converse with you in the private chambers of your mother and father, to tell of the growth that is forming on my bell, would you yell...

"Fuck off with you, I'm not loving someone with Freddie Mercurial tendencies!", or would you smile a gleeful grin and let me run it up your chin.

Please answer me quickly dear, I must know... I'm vulnerable.

Ayy bby, if you were a class and I were a separate function,

Would you let me manipulate your private members?

Hey, are you a drill sergeant?

Because you make my privates stand at attention.

Are you a commander?
Cus you make my private stand

Are you a general? Because my privates just snapped to attention.

Would the delegate care to moderate me in a private caucus?

Are you a general?

Cause you keep my privates standing on end!

There’s a difference between you and US us government

The government will shoot me for trying to get inside private areas

Do you want to get out of here so you can show me your private funding?

Are you a game developer?

Because you make my dick have a bigger hitbox

wanna get on a private server and test the hit registration?

Call me a Capitalist...

'cause I'd like to privately own your means of reproduction.

In Honor of Veterans Day

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention

Are you a gift?

Cause it's my birthday.. and I want to open it privately.

Are you an airport?

Are you an airport? Because I need a place to put my private jet.

Hey girl are you a drill sergeant

Cause you make my privates stand at attention

Want to see more of my tattoos? We gotta go somewhere private.

Being underneath this umbrella makes it feel so private!

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

Hey maybe you can give me a private lesson sometime?

Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

Girl, you could check out my private library any time.

I bet I can find a place to fit you in my private library collection.