You know, they say there are about 100 billion stars in the milky way.

And if every single one of them goes out, I wouldn't care because I have you.

Spotify is such a scam

Coz i didn't see you in today's hottest singles

I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.

Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

You being single I can not allow this.

Are you in the singles market?

Hey cutie, on a scale of David to Paul, how single are you?

I might sue Spotify

Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

Are you a rocket?

Because you're super complex and likely to blow up if I make a single error

You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?

Babe, you're as hot as my inferno tower in single mode.

If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style

Are you a song? because your spotify's hottest single

Girl I will make you the best single mother ever.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

Damn I’m gonna have to file a complaint to Spotify

Cuz they didn’t have you listed as the hottest single out

Hey girl you my car keys?

Cause i don't know where you are

*single af*

I noticed you were in the singles line earlier.

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

Most ladies are in the single line. Do you wanna join them?

What do two single rowers make together, a double or a couple? Hopefully both.

Hey I just checked Spotify

It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Kirito: You can go anywhere you want in this world with a single blade. This may be a virtual world, but I feel more alive here than in the real world.

It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever, until I met you.

Has Spotify contacts you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

Hey diddle diddle, that's what I want you to do to my v**....

Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Are you a lipid monolayer? Because I’m ready to let you be the single layer of my heart.

Heard you row a single…well, I’m single too.

Come out of that single line and rock the exciting event with me.

I think my Spotify is broken

because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

Promise to show your love to me so I can rescue you from the single line.

Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?

Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.

The fact that you are not single doesn't make you unavailable tonight.

I don't know who you are, but I know you are hot and single. So I will find you and retarget you.

Want to play mixed doubles? because I can’t stand being single.

Hey, are you a single mother?

No? Do you want to be?

I don’t know a single thing about poker

But I could be the king of your heart

So many ladies on the single line but your beauty is incomparable to them.

Is your mom single?

Cause i want to be your daddy!!

I think it's time that we moved out of the Singles ward. If you know what I mean.

Honey our union is like the single currency increasingly threatened yet irreversible.

I ought to complain to Spotify

For you not being named this week’s hottest single.

I’ve seen you on Spotify

I’m sure I’ve seen you on Spotify, the uk’s #1 Hottest single

"Are you my sketchbook? Because my heart keeps drawing closer to you every single moment."

"Ashley, your strength as a single mom outshines the stars. Need help making the constellation complete?"

"Can your chiseled body crush a tractor? Because it's definitely crushing my resolve to remain single."

"Sweetest May, in your eyes I sway, a single word can make my day, won't you light my way?"

Ryu: I’ve honed a single attack the same way you’ve honed your body.

"Excuse me, Ashley, but being a single mom and yet so captivating, you've rewritten my definition of 'superwoman'."

"Excuse me, could I interrupt your nonsense with a little sense? Because it makes no sense you're still single."

"I heard every great journey starts with a single step—care to take that step together?"

Are you the fitnessgram pacer test? Because I can't resist trying to keep up with you.

"So we're both single? Guess that means we can explore this chemistry—care to spark something a little more thrilling?"

"Hello Peach, are you a tree? Cause I'm falling hard for every single peach of you!"

Did you see the mistake they did on the music charts?

They forgot to list you as the hottest single

"In the game of love, you’re the ultimate ace,
Peppa, with your charm and skill, you light up this space."

"Your story caught my eye – love the vibe! Just curious, is there someone special behind that smile?"

"Is that red pendant a traffic signal, turning from stop to go, or just your heart screaming that you're single?"

Haha, I like bold questions! If I were single, dating you would definitely be an intriguing adventure. What’s your ideal date like?

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. It's hard to believe you're single.

"Your beauty outshines even the brightest stars, how about we explore the universe together tonight?"

"I wish I could be the one you say 'I love you' to in the middle of the night."

"Absolutely! But only if you can keep up with my spontaneous side. How do you feel about impromptu road trips or late-night ice cream runs?"

"Hey girl, do you have a bully's punch? 'Cause your beauty knocks me off my feet every single time."

"Well, I can't promise to be Prince Charming, but I'll bring all the honesty and kindness of a real-life knight."

"Still mending from a breakup, but I'd cheat recovery time for a woman as breathtaking as you."

"Are you a Valorant agent? Because you’ve got me ready for a full-on team play—especially with you leading the charge."

Jin: Purity alone won't protect a single thing.

"So, you’re single by choice? Mind if I apply to change your mind? I promise I'm worth the consideration."

"Excuse me, but the stars in your eyes make the universe in my girlfriend's look like a single galaxy."

Are you made of stars? Because you shine brighter than anyone else. How are you still single?

"That nose ring and those killer brows are making my heart race—are you always this stunning, or just for the 'gram?"

"Is it a truth you're gorgeous, or a lie you're single? Either way, I'd love to discover more about you."

"Did you know your texts have superpowers? They make my heart skip a beat every single time."

"Is that green pendant your traffic light to singlehood? Because I'm ready to drive into your heart."

Apple Music or Spotify. Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.

"Single mom? You're twice the woman. Let's turn today's solitude into tomorrow's togetherness, Ashley."

"Your pendant switched colors, from fiery red to cool green; does that mean your heart is now up for a serene scene?"

"Are you a stop sign? Because I'd halt universes just to check if you're exclusive."

Your presence is like a radio demon, captivating and alluring in every single season.

"That nose ring and those brows are on point! Got me curious—do I need to compete for your attention?"

"So, are we both just enjoying this vibe, or is there a chance I could steal you for some fun?"

I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single

Girl, you're mildly attractive. I almost had to do a single take!

"Your awesomeness must be a new language because I'd love to learn every single word."

"You say I didn't teach you respect? Well, take a class at my heart university; the tuition is a single smile."

"Loving the vibe in your story! Just curious, does someone special get to appreciate that look every day?"

"You're so deliciously stunning, I find myself craving for a taste of your smile every single day."

Hey baby! Come and join me in this lane so you can leave the single line.

"Is the moon jealous tonight? Because your beauty outshines it every single time."

"I noticed your pendant turned green, is that a signal for me to go ahead and make you mine?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my 'Single & Ready to Mingle' sign?"

"Your brunette curls and that green heart - like a traffic light telling me to go. Mind if we merge lanes tonight?"

Nice! Being single can be a perfect time to discover more about yourself. What’s your go-to activity when you want to unwind?

"Are you a Valorant agent? Because you’ve got me feeling like I need a full squad for this attraction."

"As the sun greets the day with a warm embrace, your beauty outshines every single trace."

"You irritate me so much, it's like you're imprinted in my mind, seducing me with your charm every single moment."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for a girl like you who's got all the answers to my single-life issues!"

"Zero Two, how about we change your status to 'One True Love', starting with dinner tonight?"

"Recently separated? Well, Ashley, destiny seems busy knitting our stories together."

"Well, lucky for me, I specialize in making taken ladies feel single when they're around me."

"Is your beauty a secret? Because my heart can't seem to keep a secret from falling for you every single moment."

"Your cute face lights up my world, and I can't resist but fall deeper in love with you every single day."

"Are you a Valorant agent? Because I’d love to strategize how to have all the best fun with you."

"Ashley, your strength outshines the stars. How about we illuminate a new chapter together?"

"Are you a Sage main? Because you just healed my heart with a single glance."

"You must be a work of art; that single piercing adds just the right touch of allure to your beauty."

"Your beauty is so captivating, it slays my heart every single time you walk into the room."

"If you were a Valorant character, I'd definitely want to team up for some intense action and unforgettable rounds."

"Did your necklace use to be red? Because with that green one, you've made every traffic light in my heart turn green for go."

"Did you conquer three countries for that wax? Because your shine outshines every star I've ever seen."

"I couldn't help but notice your spark—are you looking for someone to light up your nights? Just curious!"

"You know, such beauty often has an equally stunning partner. Dare I ask, is there a lucky one or it's just us tonight?"

"Your smile competes with the sunset, darling. Mind giving a lone wolf a chance to bask in its glow?"

"Ever wonder why all the good stars are taken? Well, I'm here hoping you're an exception, sweetheart."

"What do you mean you're single? With that smile, I thought you'd have stolen all the hearts by now."

"So, are you single, or do I need to fight off the competition for a fun night with you?"

"Loving the nose ring and those killer brows! Are you single, or do I need to step up my game?"

"Your style is on point! Just curious, does your heart come with a nose ring or is it still open?"

"Is that new green pendant telling me you're as free as a leaf now? Because I'd love to fall for you."

"If you were ice cream, I'd savor every scoop, but I wouldn't want to share a single bite."

"Your story just leveled up my day! Quick question: Does someone special get to enjoy that stunning look, or is it just us?"

"I'm not sure if it's your new curls or your green heart pendant that has me twisted, but I'm curling into the idea of knowing you better."

"Is your chrome dome a mirror? Because I can see the whole universe in its perfect reflection."

"Are you a pick-up line? Because I can't help but fall for you every single time."

"I couldn't help but notice your pendant switched from red hot to green envy. Is that a signal you're on the market?"

Like rain on a summer day, you make everything beautiful in every single way.