Top 50 Singles Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Singles conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Singles pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.
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I'm gonna sue spotify
For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
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Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?
They forgot to list you in their hottest singles
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I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you
You were in the hottest singles this week
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My Spotify sucks.
It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
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I just ended my spotify subscription
Cuz they failed to list you as hottest single of the month
Working short singles pickup lines to impress a girl
Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify?
For some reason, they don't have you listed as the week's hottest single. .-.
You know, they say there are about 100 billion stars in the milky way.
And if every single one of them goes out, I wouldn't care because I have you.
Spotify is such a scam
Coz i didn't see you in today's hottest singles
I gotta question
Apple Music or Spotify
Did you see the glitch earlier?
You weren’t listed as the top hottest single
Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.
Are you single?
Her : Yes (Only works if they say yes)
You : Wow, I'm in the same boat. Wanna go to the other boat?
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
singles Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Do you like Craft cheese?
Because I'm single, and cut
You being single I can not allow this.
Are you in the singles market?
Hey cutie, on a scale of David to Paul, how single are you?
Hey, Vsauce. <insert alias> here.
What is single? Are you single? Let's change that.
I might sue Spotify
Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles
You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?
singles Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Apple Music or Spotify?
Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single
If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...
You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style
Babe, you're as hot as my inferno tower in single mode.
Are you a song? because your spotify's hottest single
Girl I will make you the best single mother ever.
ITunes made a big mistake
It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single
Are you a target?
Cause im gonna shoot my shot but miss every single one of them
Damn I’m gonna have to file a complaint to Spotify
Cuz they didn’t have you listed as the hottest single out
Hey girl you my car keys?
Cause i don't know where you are
*single af*
I noticed you were in the singles line earlier.
I’m so mad at Spotify
Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month
Most ladies are in the single line. Do you wanna join them?
singles Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Hey I just checked Spotify
It says you're this week's hottest new single.
What do two single rowers make together, a double or a couple? Hopefully both.
Kirito: You can go anywhere you want in this world with a single blade. This may be a virtual world, but I feel more alive here than in the real world.
It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever, until I met you.
Has Spotify contacts you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Girl are you a newspaper?
Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.
(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)
Are you a single rider, because we can ride together.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Hey diddle diddle, that's what I want you to do to my v**....
Heard you row a single…well, I’m single too.
Come out of that single line and rock the exciting event with me.
I think my Spotify is broken
because I can't see you in the hottest singles!
Promise to show your love to me so I can rescue you from the single line.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
The fact that you are not single doesn't make you unavailable tonight.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Singles phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Singles lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.