Top 50 Singles Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Singles chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?
They forgot to list you in their hottest singles
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I need to report Spotify
Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week
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Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.
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Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
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Do you like Craft cheese?
Because I'm single, and cut
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You being single I can not allow this.
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Are you in the singles market?
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Hey cutie, on a scale of David to Paul, how single are you?
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I might sue Spotify
Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles
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Are you a rocket?
Because you're super complex and likely to blow up if I make a single error
Funny singles pickup lines
You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?
Apple Music or Spotify?
Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single
Babe, you're as hot as my inferno tower in single mode.
Girl I will make you the best single mother ever.
Are you a target?
Cause im gonna shoot my shot but miss every single one of them
I’m so mad at Spotify
Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month
Hey I just checked Spotify
It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Girl are you a newspaper?
Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.
(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)
I think my Spotify is broken
because I can't see you in the hottest singles!
Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
Hey, are you a single mother?
No? Do you want to be?
(Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)
I don’t know a single thing about poker
But I could be the king of your heart
I think it's time that we moved out of the Singles ward. If you know what I mean.
Honey our union is like the single currency increasingly threatened yet irreversible.
I ought to complain to Spotify
For you not being named this week’s hottest single.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Girl, you're mildly attractive. I almost had to do a single take!
I’m so frustrated at Apple right now
I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single
Are you a single mom? Want me to make you one?
Hey uh...are you both hot? Oh..I mean, are you both single?
Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
I think I saw you in a Google search!
Her: For what?
Beautiful Singles near me.
Tinder + Bioengineers
(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes)
If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.
I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U.
If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment.
If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind.
You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get.
You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets.
If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing.
My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper.
We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets.
Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you.
I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate.
Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going.
Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.