Top 50 Singles Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Singles pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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I'm gonna sue spotify
For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
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Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?
They forgot to list you in their hottest singles
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I gotta question
Apple Music or Spotify
Did you see the glitch earlier?
You weren’t listed as the top hottest single -
I need to report Spotify
Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week
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Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.
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Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
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Do you like Craft cheese?
Because I'm single, and cut
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You being single I can not allow this.
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Are you in the singles market?
Funny singles pickup lines
Hey cutie, on a scale of David to Paul, how single are you?
I might sue Spotify
Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles
Are you a rocket?
Because you're super complex and likely to blow up if I make a single error
You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?
Babe, you're as hot as my inferno tower in single mode.
If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...
You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style
Girl I will make you the best single mother ever.
ITunes made a big mistake
It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single
Are you a target?
Cause im gonna shoot my shot but miss every single one of them
Hey girl you my car keys?
Cause i don't know where you are
*single af*
I’m so mad at Spotify
Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month
Hey I just checked Spotify
It says you're this week's hottest new single.
I think my Spotify is broken
because I can't see you in the hottest singles!
Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
Hey, are you a single mother?
No? Do you want to be?
(Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)
I don’t know a single thing about poker
But I could be the king of your heart
Damn girl! You Keanu Reeves?
Cuz you take my breath away (Btw if she doesn't understand the reference, just leave. That hoe uncultured, get yourself a princess who's well versed in meme reading and dank meme culture) btw I'm single asf so if any ladies out there just hmu
I think it's time that we moved out of the Singles ward. If you know what I mean.
Honey our union is like the single currency increasingly threatened yet irreversible.
I ought to complain to Spotify
For you not being named this week’s hottest single.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Girl, you're mildly attractive. I almost had to do a single take!
I’m so frustrated at Apple right now
I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single