You know, they say there are about 100 billion stars in the milky way.

And if every single one of them goes out, I wouldn't care because I have you.

Spotify is such a scam

Coz i didn't see you in today's hottest singles

I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.

Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

You being single I can not allow this.

Are you in the singles market?

Hey cutie, on a scale of David to Paul, how single are you?

I might sue Spotify

Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

Are you a rocket?

Because you're super complex and likely to blow up if I make a single error

You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?

If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style

Babe, you're as hot as my inferno tower in single mode.

Are you a song? because your spotify's hottest single

Girl I will make you the best single mother ever.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

Damn I’m gonna have to file a complaint to Spotify

Cuz they didn’t have you listed as the hottest single out

Hey girl you my car keys?

Cause i don't know where you are

*single af*

I noticed you were in the singles line earlier.

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

Most ladies are in the single line. Do you wanna join them?

Kirito: You can go anywhere you want in this world with a single blade. This may be a virtual world, but I feel more alive here than in the real world.

What do two single rowers make together, a double or a couple? Hopefully both.

Hey I just checked Spotify

It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Has Spotify contacts you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.

It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever, until I met you.

Hey diddle diddle, that's what I want you to do to my v**....

Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Are you a single rider, because we can ride together.

Are you a lipid monolayer? Because I’m ready to let you be the single layer of my heart.

Heard you row a single…well, I’m single too.

Come out of that single line and rock the exciting event with me.

I think my Spotify is broken

because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

Promise to show your love to me so I can rescue you from the single line.

Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?

Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.

The fact that you are not single doesn't make you unavailable tonight.

I don't know who you are, but I know you are hot and single. So I will find you and retarget you.

Want to play mixed doubles? because I can’t stand being single.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful. It's like every single time Peyton Manning throws for a touchdown pass against the New England Patriots!

I don’t know a single thing about poker

But I could be the king of your heart

So many ladies on the single line but your beauty is incomparable to them.

Is your mom single?

Cause i want to be your daddy!!

I think it's time that we moved out of the Singles ward. If you know what I mean.

Honey our union is like the single currency increasingly threatened yet irreversible.

I ought to complain to Spotify

For you not being named this week’s hottest single.

I’ve seen you on Spotify

I’m sure I’ve seen you on Spotify, the uk’s #1 Hottest single

"Ashley, your strength as a single mom outshines the stars. Need help making the constellation complete?"

"Excuse me, but the stars in your eyes make the universe in my girlfriend's look like a single galaxy."

"Sweetest May, in your eyes I sway, a single word can make my day, won't you light my way?"

"Can your chiseled body crush a tractor? Because it's definitely crushing my resolve to remain single."

Ryu: I’ve honed a single attack the same way you’ve honed your body.

"Hey girl, do you have a bully's punch? 'Cause your beauty knocks me off my feet every single time."

"You're the best part of my day, darling. I'd sing Jolene just for you, every single time."

Did you see the mistake they did on the music charts?

They forgot to list you as the hottest single

"Are you my sketchbook? Because my heart keeps drawing closer to you every single moment."

"Excuse me, could I interrupt your nonsense with a little sense? Because it makes no sense you're still single."

"Hello Peach, are you a tree? Cause I'm falling hard for every single peach of you!"

"Well, I can't promise to be Prince Charming, but I'll bring all the honesty and kindness of a real-life knight."

Jin: Purity alone won't protect a single thing.

"Your beauty outshines even the brightest stars, how about we explore the universe together tonight?"

"Excuse me, Ashley, but being a single mom and yet so captivating, you've rewritten my definition of 'superwoman'."

"Did you conquer countries for that shine? Because your beauty surely rules my world."

"As the sun greets the day with a warm embrace, your beauty outshines every single trace."

"Your pendant switched colors, from fiery red to cool green; does that mean your heart is now up for a serene scene?"

Girl, you're mildly attractive. I almost had to do a single take!

"Single mom? You're twice the woman. Let's turn today's solitude into tomorrow's togetherness, Ashley."