Top 50 Singles Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Singles chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

   They forgot to list you in their hottest singles

2. I need to report Spotify

   Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

3. Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.

4. Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

5. Do you like Craft cheese?

   Because I'm single, and cut

6. You being single I can not allow this.

7. Are you in the singles market?

8. Hey cutie, on a scale of David to Paul, how single are you?

9. I might sue Spotify

   Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

10. Are you a rocket?

    Because you're super complex and likely to blow up if I make a single error

Funny singles pickup lines

You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?

Babe, you're as hot as my inferno tower in single mode.

Girl I will make you the best single mother ever.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

Are you a target?

Cause im gonna shoot my shot but miss every single one of them

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

Girl are you a newspaper?
Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

I think my Spotify is broken

because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?

Hey, are you a single mother?

No? Do you want to be?

(Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)

Damn girl! You Keanu Reeves?

Cuz you take my breath away (Btw if she doesn't understand the reference, just leave. That hoe uncultured, get yourself a princess who's well versed in meme reading and dank meme culture) btw I'm single asf so if any ladies out there just hmu

I think it's time that we moved out of the Singles ward. If you know what I mean.

Honey our union is like the single currency increasingly threatened yet irreversible.

I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.

I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single

Girl, you're mildly attractive. I almost had to do a single take!

Are you a single mom? Want me to make you one?

Hey uh...are you both hot? Oh..I mean, are you both single?

Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?

Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes)

If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U.

If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment.

If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind.

You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get.

You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets.

If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing.

My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper.

We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets.

Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you.

I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate.

Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going.

Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.

Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I’m the only single one in this bar. Wanna make out?

Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

Hey ______, can you guess why you haven't been on Spotify's Hot Singles list?

Cause you're off the charts ;)

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.