Top 50 Singles Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Singles pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I'm gonna sue spotify

   For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

2. Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

   They forgot to list you in their hottest singles

3. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

   Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

4. I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you

   You were in the hottest singles this week

5. My Spotify sucks.

   It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!

6. I just ended my spotify subscription

   Cuz they failed to list you as hottest single of the month

7. Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify?

   For some reason, they don't have you listed as the week's hottest single. .-.

8. You know, they say there are about 100 billion stars in the milky way.

   And if every single one of them goes out, I wouldn't care because I have you.

9. I gotta question

   Apple Music or Spotify
   Did you see the glitch earlier?
   
   
   You weren’t listed as the top hottest single

10. I need to report Spotify

    Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

Funny singles pickup lines

Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.

Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

Do you like Craft cheese?

Because I'm single, and cut

You being single I can not allow this.

Hey cutie, on a scale of David to Paul, how single are you?

Hey, Vsauce. <insert alias> here.
What is single? Are you single? Let's change that.

I might sue Spotify

Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

Are you a rocket?

Because you're super complex and likely to blow up if I make a single error

You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style

Babe, you're as hot as my inferno tower in single mode.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

Are you a target?

Cause im gonna shoot my shot but miss every single one of them

Hey girl you my car keys?

Cause i don't know where you are

*single af*

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

Hey I just checked Spotify

It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

I think my Spotify is broken

because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?

Hey, are you a single mother?

No? Do you want to be?

(Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)

I don’t know a single thing about poker

But I could be the king of your heart

Is your mom single?

Cause i want to be your daddy!!